Dear Mudcat Abby Unfortunately I married a female clown and she has unfeasibly large feet with shoes to match. There is a pair to go with each of her clown costumes Our closets are so full of clown shoes that our clothes clutter up most of the floor in the bedroom. My problem is that when I stumble over the clothes should I fall on my right side, my left side, or my rear end? Possibly I should stop drinking water? Confused
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