Okay, say Obama gets impeached. Successfully.

Then we have Biden as president.

Further major screwups follow. A call is made to impeach Biden!

And it succeeds.

Then what?

Okay then we get some other flunky to take Biden's place.

Further screwups occur.

A call is made to impeach whoever replaced Biden!

Total confusion!

But wait! A saviour steps forward at this time of constitutional crisis! Chongo Chimp announces that HE will take over, disband both the Democratic and Republican parties and make them illegal!!!!!!!!

Hundreds of millions of grateful citizens pour into the streets at this incredibly good news and appoint Chongo the first American Ape Emperor for Life by acclamation!!!!!!!!!!!

Bananas drop by 5 cents a pound!

Mangos aren't allowed into the stores until they are actually RIPE! Jubilation greets this incredible news.

Chongo declares an end to all USA military interventions in any and all foreign nations and starts closing down all USA military bases in foreign lands. Drone strikes cease. The Army, Navy, Air Force, and Marines come home....and start doing what they are really there for...protecting the USA itself instead of invading, terrorizing, and fucking up other countries on behalf of big energy corporations.

Chongo shuts down the largest banks, ends fractional reserve lending, nationalizes those banks, and puts the dollar back on the gold and silver standard.

At this point several attempts are made by mysterious persons to assassinate Chongo. They all fail. Chongo promptly arrests 9,000 of the richest bankers and billionares in the USA and sends them to work harvesting bananas in Costa Rica, slaving in the jungle heat for a dollar a day, just like the locals do.

Things start to quiet down stateside....except on Mudcat Cafe, where the same old battles and personal vendettas rage on....and on...and on.

Ah well....even Chongo doesn't have the answer to EVERYTHING! ;-D