I refer the honourable gentleman to the previous thread.

Where, if he cared to read and understand, he would see that the premise of the thread title is false.   Honourable and right honourable members opposite fail to take into account that militant atheism is an oxymoron. Some people use the term in an assertive manner while for for the vast majority it means that religion is something to do with someone else.

In the meantime, the one true path consisting of co Messiahs and associated gnome holds the answers to such questions. Once we secure the services of a token woman to do the more menial tasks we shall be as good a religion as any other.

Seriously, this has been flogged to death. If you fail to understand, resort to Wikipedia because I for one will fill this thread with the flippant nonsense it richly deserves.

No offence and all that bollocks.