I find persecution hilarious?

Yep. That's me. Difficult to type with my cloven hoof but you being one of Jesus' s sunbeams, you exposed me.

Sorry Keith. You should have said. It isn't something to be ashamed of. Comes to us all if we live long enough. Medicines slow down the downward spiral and in the meantime, people will sympathise with your condition rather than dismiss you as a bit of a nutter. Nowadays you can live a long and otherwise healthy life with the advantage that increasing ignorance is increasing bliss. Lucky bugger.

Mind you, you had us fooled for a while. It was your sweeping attributes of Christians that got the klaxons honking if I'm being honest. Seeing Jim Carroll winning an argument was a smoking gun too. According to a family member's trick cyclist, failing to spot irony is a pointer. All starts adding up.

I'm sure the old biddies in your church will pray for you.