I've had a few requests for this one. Again, I don't know who wrote it, so I can't give credit. Again, I will put an asterisk where I added something.

I GOT SICK OF YOU SOMETIME AGO.

I don't believe I'd cry if you should leave me,
I'll still hold back the tears if you should go.
I'll try not to worry, in fact I won't be sorry,
'Cause I got sick of you sometime ago.
refrain
*Yes I got sick of you sometime ago,
'cause all you ever did was spend my dough.
So pack your stuff and leave, 'cause no one here will grieve,
We all got sick of you sometime ago.

They say that absence makes the heart grow fonder,
I believe that's as true as God above;
But, sometimes when you're far away I wonder,
If it's not your very absence that I love.
* refrain

So, lets not stay together for the children,
They'd be too stoned to notice if you go,
Only your old hound dog, "Shep" is going to miss you,
So, take that flea bag with you, we all got sick of you sometime ago.
* refrain