From the album "Crescentville" - Daybreak Records 1973

There's a million miles of four-lane concrete highway
Stretched out like cobwebs clean across the land
And we filled 'em up with shiny two tone ramblers
Fords, Plymouths, Chevys, Mac trucks, VW vans
But our wheels are no longer innocent, with their rolling frames of mind
Decorated with decals like the war
And there's a lot of people trying to tell the story of their life
In a two-bit bumper sticker on their car

Keep your city clean, eat a pigeon
War ain't no good for kids and other things
Love America or you can leave it
Come see the friendly folks down at Kamping King
Visit Royal Gorge, Dump Nixon
All the way with the Mets, Don't forget the MIA's
Remember the Pueblo, Thank a green plant
Dim it dammit, and Have a very nice day

When guns are outlawed, outlaws will have 'em
Don't laugh, your daughter's in this car, you see
My God's not dead, too bad about yours
Want to know about cosmetics just ask me
Think snow, Think sun, and Restore the Czar
If you can read this sign you are too close
If you hate cops, when you're in trouble, call a hippy
Up with people, Down with poison, Curb your dog

Well I know there's nothing wrong with sticking on a sign
We'll always found some outlet for our wills
And even though my own car has a clean behind
Well there ain't no warning there to post no bills.
But I never heard them advertise a signpost model for
A rolling billboards out of GMC
And I always thought that bumpers were for stopping accidents
Back windows were for lookin' out to see.

Take a deep breath, live dangerously
Remember when sex was dirty and air was clean
Drive like hell and you'll get there
Go Big Red, Let peace begin with me
Down with hot pants, No comment
Be kind to animals, kiss a frog today
Custer died for you sins, Pigs are people
Honk for Jesus and Have a very nice day.

Lyrics by Larry Groce