Hello Sailor!

By 'eck its been a long time.   You will notice we haven't forgotten you. We sometimes mention you in despatches. Can I nominate you for sentence of the day? That last one was a classic.   I have absolutely no idea what the hell you are saying. Except you seem to be saying before it that Dave and I went to the same school.   Well, at least you acknowledge we are educated. I must have been in the A band and Dave the B band though as I rose to co Messiah and he only got as far as associated gnome.

Although if Co Messiah S doesn't get his football religion in line with the true faith I may have to ask Dave if he is interested in setting up a reformed whatever religion we are and elevate him to co Messiah. Not easy elevating a gnome but all religions are based on leaders who can do magic tricks.

Still reading?

Plenty more Betty Swollox where that came from.




Hey lover! You've been quiet lately and co Messiah S has nicked the after shave from the raffle prizes. I may have to drink lots of beer.

Again.