That CV might not get you a Tesco Extra but you might just get to cut the tape at a Tesco Local. I'll see if I have any Tory friends who could find you a new agent. Your old one doesn't seem to recognise your potential. Never had you down for a luvvie Al. All that hand wringing and supporting causes whilst enjoying yer stash. Makes a wannabe capitalist like me green to the gills with envy. If you could support my membership application for The Garrick, I'd be much obliged. Here's something. I'm not 100% certain I have any Tory friends. Or at least admitting to party membership. In an ideal world, they'd come out and be proud of the fact. After all, passing the port at a black tie do after the ladies have retired is no problem. Between consenting adults. In private. I know a few armchair socialists though, if that helps? ;-)
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