My twins turned 19 - but someone told me they looked twinny!

Also:

Q: What did one lesbian frog say to the other?
A: Tastes like chicken!

And, finally:

The old farmer's husband is out in the field struggling with the tractor, and realizes that pliers are required, so he gestures to the old farmer settin' on the front porch:

(I) - points to himself
(need) - making pulling gestures
(pliers) - making X opening-closing gestures with his forearms

The old lady nods, heaves herself out of her chair, and gestures back - grabs her boobs, then her crotch, then her behind.

The old husband makes his gestures more urgently - I - Need - Pliers!
The old farmer makes hers more emphatically - grabs her boobs, her crotch, her butt.
(They do this a few more times depending on the audience.)

Finally the old guy stomps up to the porch and growls, what is your problem? I gestured (repeats the gestures as he speaks):
(I) - points to himself
(need) - making pulling gestures
(pliers) - making X opening-closing gestures with his forearms!

The old lady yells back, what didn't you understand? I said,
there's a PAIR (grabs her boobs)
in the BOX (grabs her crotch)
under the SEAT (grabs her butt)!