Fook me, he can't even ignore people successfully.. Sorry, I shouldn't accuse old codgers of getting a stiffy. Double insult and all that. Luckily, it was a metaphorical stiffy eh? The problem is, he wants me to behave like a gentleman. Presumably wants me to take a glove off, waft it in his face and call him a cad for joining in the encouragement of Israeli bombing of civilians. Gentleman... Let me see now. "If you were a gentleman, you wouldn't have done that!" "If you were a lady, you wouldn't speak with your mouth full." Whoops, that's buggered my chances of vacating his sulky step.
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