How about: "I'd tell you to get a clue, but you couldn't get a clue if it were the middle of clue mating season, you took off all your clothes and rubbed your body with clue musk, then ran out into the middle of a field of horny clues and did the clue mating dance!" I sort of like some of the ancient Arab curses, such as "May wild camels defile the grave of your maternal grandmother!" If a person has a history, sometimes just addressing them by name is sufficient. Don Firth
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