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User Name	Thread Name	Subject	Posted
Uncle_DaveO	BS: First Joke Thread of 2014 (187* d)	RE: BS: First Joke Thread of 2014	01 Sep 14
Smoking Man I was at a gas station the other day and noticed a man was getting gas and he was smoking a cigarette. I went inside to pay for my gas. The man outside somehow caught his arm on fire. He came running inside the gas station and the clerk pulled out a gun and shot him. I asked the clerk why on earth he shot the man, and he replied, "C'mon, you saw him. . . he had a fire arm." ------------- Bear at the Movies A man sitting in a movie theater notices that there is a big ole grizzly bear sitting next to him. Finally he turns to the bear and says, "Pardon me for asking, but aren't you a bear?" The bear nods; then the man says, "So... tell me, what are you doing at the movies?" The bear replies. . . "Well, I liked the book."

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