"Cubicle Wisdom"

1. If you do a good job and work hard, you
may get a job with a better company someday.

2. The light at the end of the tunnel has been
turned off due to budget cuts.

3. Sure, you may not like working here, but
we pay your rent.

4. Rome did not create a great empire by
having meetings--they did it by killing all those
who opposed them.

5. A person who smiles in the face of
adversity probably has a scapegoat.

6. If at first you don't succeed--try management.

7. Never put off until tomorrow what you can
avoid altogether.

8. Never quit until you have another job.

9. Hang in there: Retirement is only 30 years
away!

10. Go the extra mile--It makes your boss
look like an incompetent slacker.

11. Pride, commitment, teamwork--words
we use to get you to work for free.

12. Work: It isn't just for sleeping anymore.

13. There are two kinds of people in life: people
who like their jobs, and people who don't work
here anymore.