Some of these are true for both me and my husband.

Justin Bieber
Sodcasters (people where you can hear the tinny bass from their headphones)
My neighbours
Soaps (or "serial dramas" as they prefer to be called)
Chuggers (charity collectors who accost you in the street)
Spiders
Cold calls
Politicians
Smoking
Katie Hopkins
Richard Madeley
Ricky Gervais
Jonathan Ross
People who are rude about Doctor Who
People who judge me for not trowelling make up on
Malicious practical jokers that take things too far
People who judge me for being teetotal
People who use the phrase "But everyone enjoys it" when they mean "I enjoy it!"
Programmes with background music that drowns out the dialogue
People who think that, because I'm female, I should like pink

Better stop there - that's 20! I could go on, but 20's probably enough for now... :-P