Anyone identify with this? THE PROSTATE PROTEST BLUES by Tony Haynes 2016 I've got the really dropped me in it prostate protest blues I've got the must go in a minute prostate protest blues Near a toilet I must stay, cos I daren't stray far away I've got the not sure I can find it, prostate protest blues I've go the slowly getting older prostate protest bane I've the shrinking when it's colder prostate protest bane I stand and it dribbles away. It could maybe dribble all day I've got the used to be much bolder prostate protest drain I've got the thing I shouldn't mention prostate protest sag I've got the won't stand to attention prostate protest sag Viagra helps being lewd but only if I'm in the mood I've got the now I'm on state pension prostate protest blag I've go the lovin's rather iffy prostate protest weep I've go the hard to get a stiffy prostate protest weep Just leave me alone, dear, and fettle it on your own, dear I've got the snoring in a jiffy prostate protest sleep I've got the need to wee when sleeping prostate protest ache I've got the nightmare that I'm peeing prostate protest ache I dream that the bog is broken. It's much relief when I am woken Then to the loo I'm fleeing prostate for f**** sake I've got the wish it wasn't me prostate protest fear I've got the takes an age to pee prostate protest fear I've got the shake it like a peg or it dribbles down me leg I've got the damp bit in the crotch prostate protest smear I've got the bladder aching tum prostate protest spread I've got the finger up the bum prostate protest spread It's swollen say the docs but that's normal for you old cocks I've got the it's alright for some prostate protest dread I've got the stream was once okay prostate protest blues But now it sprinkles away prostate protest blues My aim's not good I fears cos I ain't seen it for years Me beer gut's in the way prostate protest blues
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