TRUMP IN A SLUMP (alternate title: TRUMP TAKES A DUMP) by Pussygate Galore I did not kiss her on a plane I did not kiss her on a train I did not kiss her on the lips I did not grab her by the hips I did not grope her in a pub I did not grope her at my club I did not push her towards the bed Or any other thing she said I will sue them for their lies I will not apologize If stupid floozies cannot see No one respects them more than me I was not crass, I did not flirt I did not reach beneath her skirt This is a vicious Clinton smear I am the only victim here She is ugly, she is ill Bet she cheats on Cheatin' Bill I will lock her in a cell With that loudmouth (bleep) Michelle So that foreign-born Obama Has to do it with a llama I will make them all repent As soon as I am president. I sing this to a tune that starts off like "Jimmy Crack Corn" and ends up like "Big Rock Candy Mountain." It can also be sung to "Hernando's Hideaway," in which case the title could be "Donaldo's Hideaway." You'd have to finesse the last verse: So that foreign-born Obam- A has to do it with a llam- A -I will make them all repent As soon as I am president. (HT and her Entities from the Half-Astral Plane)
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