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Subject: Trump in a Slump
From: Holly Tannen
Date: 24 Oct 16 - 02:28 PM

TRUMP IN A SLUMP (alternate title: TRUMP TAKES A DUMP)
by Pussygate Galore

I did not kiss her on a plane
I did not kiss her on a train
I did not kiss her on the lips
I did not grab her by the hips

I did not grope her in a pub
I did not grope her at my club
I did not push her towards the bed
Or any other thing she said

        I will sue them for their lies
        I will not apologize
        If stupid floozies cannot see
        No one respects them more than me

I was not crass, I did not flirt
I did not reach beneath her skirt
This is a vicious Clinton smear
I am the only victim here

She is ugly, she is ill
Bet she cheats on Cheatin' Bill
I will lock her in a cell
With that loudmouth (bleep) Michelle

        So that foreign-born Obama
        Has to do it with a llama
        I will make them all repent
        As soon as I am president.

I sing this to a tune that starts off like "Jimmy Crack Corn" and ends up like "Big Rock Candy Mountain." It can also be sung to "Hernando's Hideaway," in which case the title could be "Donaldo's Hideaway." You'd have to finesse the last verse:

So that foreign-born Obam-
A has to do it with a llam-
A -I will make them all repent
As soon as I am president.

(HT and her Entities from the Half-Astral Plane)


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Subject: RE: Trump in a Slump
From: keberoxu
Date: 24 Oct 16 - 02:34 PM

Bright-eyed and bushy-tailed of you! You make me look half asleep....


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Subject: RE: Trump in a Slump
From: Mrrzy
Date: 24 Oct 16 - 03:16 PM

Tom Lehrer would love that last verse!


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Subject: RE: Trump in a Slump
From: The Sandman
Date: 24 Oct 16 - 03:26 PM

Holly, thats funny, hey, i havent seen you, since sometime in the early eighties in Whitby, you seem to be in good form.


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Subject: RE: Trump in a Slump
From: Felipa
Date: 24 Oct 16 - 07:48 PM

I wonder if it would fit to the air of Willie McCrea which I thought of when I read the Trump slump lyrics. http://www.itma.ie/goilin/song/willie_mccrea_sean_mone

(not to be confused with another song about a different Willie Macrae ,http://www.eventgoat.co.uk/helensburgh/3000-trees-the-death-of-mr-william-macrae/ first link is to lyrics)


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Subject: RE: Trump in a Slump
From: Felipa
Date: 24 Oct 16 - 08:11 PM

link repair, even if it is thread drift

and yes I am singing Holly aka Pussygate's song to a tune based on Seán Mone's Willie McCrea (sound file at goilin page, clickable link in previous message)

the other song about Willie Macrae, not McCrea is
https://mojim.com/usy138367x2x6.htm
and the event listing (a play, in Helensburgh Scotland 4 Nov) with background info is http://www.eventgoat.co.uk/helensburgh/3000-trees-the-death-of-mr-william-macrae Scroll down from the event poster to read more info if you are interested.


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Subject: RE: Trump in a Slump
From: Joe Offer
Date: 25 Oct 16 - 12:39 AM

Hmmmm. I didn't see the tune notes when Holly emailed me the lyrics, so I was imagining this to be recited like a Dr. Seuss book.

Did you know that Dr. Seuss re-wrote Marvin K. Mooney, Will You Please Go Now? to encourage Nixon to resign?

-Joe-


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