OLD CUR As recorded by The Limeliters on "Look at Love...in Depth" (1965) I've got a spot in my heart for my faithful hound, Old Cur (Old Cur). Many's the hours we've spent together in easy camaraderie. I never felt the need to talk; you never barked at me, Old Cur (Old Cur). I've got a place in my heart for that loyal beast, Old Cur (Old Cur). You've got no best-of-breed blue ribbon; dog fanciers say you're a fool, Because you are a dropout from their old obedience school, Old Cur (Old Cur). They say you're a mutt but your sire was a giant Nottingham prim(?); your dam was a toy passive(?) blue,[*] And though you're kind of a mixed-up beast, you've got good blood in you. Ah, you're no kind o' watchdog, Old Cur. You're no trick dog, bird dog, seek(?) or sled dog. You're just a plain old sleep-at-the-foot-of-the-bed dog. You can't fetch, sit, heel, speak, roll over, flush, or mush, And the only command y'understand is "stay." You been here seven years a week ago today. You know you ain't s'posed to be on the bed, old buddy. Sometimes when I contemplate the state of things, cursin' fate, It's then you lick my hand, and how well I appreciate It doesn't take a bell to make you salivate. Fetch me a tissue, Old Cur. There's a room in my heart for my faithful friend, Old Cur (Old Cur). You bring a creature comfort to computerized society. You are the only living thing who has a need for me, Old Cur (Old Cur). [* I have searched lists of dog breeds, and I have found nothing similar to these; I think they're made up.]
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