"dung," to rhyme with "abyss." An earlier song by Claude Ralston: I would indite this ditty to a man who's very cute, He's the terror of Bill Sloggins and them would do a scoot; He can tell you where you've been to just by looking at your boot, And you'll know him by the name of Sherlock Holmes. Ch: With his lips hard set and a cigarette, As his fingers through his hair he combs; He's never yet been baffled, and he's sent them to the scaffold By the score, has Sherlock Holmes. I asked him out to dine at my place near Kempton Park, I said the wine was Ruinart, I'd shifted every mark; "You lie! It's three-and-sixpenny, I know it by the cork, For I've found it on the floor," said Sherlock Holmes. Ch: One summer day we started for a race-course close to town. He said "against the favourite!" We planked our utmost "brown;" And before the race was over, why, the favourite he broke down,__ "That physic's done the trick," said Sherlock Holmes. Ch: He asked a few pals up one night; at Poker we did play; The stakes were high, the end drew nigh, _ this great man was no jay _ Five aces on the table, with a pistol, he did lay,__ "I shall now collect the oof," said Sherlock Holmes. Ch: You say it is a pity that this splendid man should die. I think the Swiss tale is a plant, I'll give my reason why. There's a lady in the question so he's gone and done a "guy," But he'll turn up again will Sherlock Holmes. With his lips hard set and a cigarette, As his fingers through his hair he combs; He's never yet been baffled, and he'll send them to the scaffold By the score, will Sherlock Holmes. (published in Scottish Students' Song Book)
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