There is a song to the tune of Jake the Peg, my flatmates used to sing after coming back from group hiking trips - I can only remember a few verses My name is Jack, tiddly-ack, tiddly-ack I'm a necrophiliac, tiddly-ack, tiddly-ack I get frustrated, tiddly-ated, tiddly-ated When I see them get cremated It makes me chunder tiddly-under tiddly-under When I see them 6 feet under. .... etc ...,, A childhood rhyme that my mother told me that existed before my time. Barney Wooster was a local bread making purveyor. Tune is Knees up Mother Brown Barney Woosters' bread It sits in your stomach like lead Not a bit of wonder, You fart like thunder Barney Woosters bread. Slight variation of nasty rhyme that appears several times in this thread. Don't know name of accompanying tune. Diahorrea custard, Diahorrea pie All mixed together with a dead dogs eye Snatters on toast, nice and thick All washed down with a cup of hot sick
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