My three favourites: I sat next to the Duchess at tea And she said, "Do you fart when you pee?" I replied, with some wit, "Do you belch when you shit?" And thought it was one up to me. There was a young lawyer named Rex Who had a small organ of sex. When arraigned for exposure, He said, with composure, "De minimus non curat lex." (The law does not concern itself with small things) There was a young man from Cape Horn Who wished that he'd never been born And he wouldn't have been, If his father had seen That the end of the rubber was torn.
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