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BSeed Cheer me up PLEASE (79* d) RE: Cheer me up PLEASE 20 Dec 98


q. How many Marin County residents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

a. Marin County residents don't screw in light bulbs. They screw in hot tubs.


q. What's yellow and green, six feet long, and hangs from trees in the jungle?

a. Elephant snot.


q. What do you get if you cross an elephant with peanut butter?

a. An elephant that sticks to the roof of your mouth.

--seed


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