Correct again Mmario. I need a somewhat older piece (no sitcom songs, Texas tunes, or other more recognizably modern music). Does not have to be totally unrecognizable though. Something in a major key would be good. I am thinking that "Ilkla moor bar t'at" would make Craig spit up bits of lung if I mucked with the lyrics.
Beverly Hillbillies is the correct meter for the song in Q, but BH's music simply will not do, and some of the band is balking at "Do your ears...?".
You can make the lyrics to the BH's fit "Do your ears hang low" quite easily. As for the other tunes mentioned, you just have to sing the lyrics fast, but they fit.
So, you're coming to MD, Mmario??? Kewl! Come see me, we'll have to go do Wine Garden again!
L