When alone, I usually work in my office/studio next to my home without being constrained with clothing. My wife knows this and brings my meals to me if I am working late. And so it was that one evening when she knocked and I opened the door. This time she had her sister with her. I wasn't dressed and I guess it startled her sister. She screamed as I opened the door. So I had to write a song about the situation.
Now, when I demo my music on the internet, I incorporate a graphic. I elected to use one of me standing bare in a doorway. I originally blocked the critical area with a cd. But that was in direct conflict with some of the lyrics. "It's truly not pride but I've nothing to hide" so I finally removed the cd to leave myself exposed, tastefully but totally.
Quite a mess I've got myself into...