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Subject: Nudity In Public From: GUEST,Robert in CA Date: 27 Sep 01 - 08:38 PM Well seeing as how farting in public seems to be so popular - does anyone have any nude in public stories? Once when I was out for a morning stroll around the lake near where I live I came upon a young couple as naked as could be - not engaged in anything naughty - just walking around the lake like me except that they were nude. Hard to look them in the eye when they walked by! |
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Subject: RE: Nudity In Public From: Bill D Date: 27 Sep 01 - 08:40 PM nope...we're all too bashful...*grin* |
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Subject: RE: Nudity In Public From: catspaw49 Date: 27 Sep 01 - 08:44 PM Hey man, I went to a nude beach and folks were throwing water on me and trying to roll me into the ocean. Spaw |
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Subject: RE: Nudity In Public From: rangeroger Date: 27 Sep 01 - 08:50 PM Just read in todays paper about an anti-war protest in Ashland,Oregon where students streaked naked through town, some carrying signs saying "Buns not Bombs". No arrests were made as the local police chief said, that while public displays of sex were illegal,simple nudity wasn't. rr |
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Subject: RE: Nudity In Public From: DougR Date: 27 Sep 01 - 08:59 PM You obviously haven't see the Mudcat Calendar, Robert! You can order one from the Mudcat. Click on the blue clicky in the upper right hand corner of the home page. You'll see lots of nekkid Mudcatters and help support the Mudcat! DougR |
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Subject: RE: Nudity In Public From: Troll Date: 27 Sep 01 - 09:19 PM When I worked nbight shift and was riding my bike home at around 6:30 am, there was a young woman -a college student I think- who used to stroll out on her deck to get the newspaper in the alltogether ( buck nekkid).She'd wave to me and I'd wave back. I never did find out who she was. troll |
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Subject: RE: Nudity In Public From: Bugsy Date: 27 Sep 01 - 09:25 PM I've been a nudist for several years, though not a public exhibitionist. There's nothing quite like that feeling of freedom. CHeers Bugsy |
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Subject: RE: Nudity In Public From: sophocleese Date: 27 Sep 01 - 09:33 PM Just down the road from where I grew up was a small pond. This was where a lot of the teenagers would go skinny dipping. One day there were about five guys there all swimming in the nude when they heard the noise of another group of people, including girls, coming along. Four of them made it to shore in time to get towels or bathing suits. The fifth guy stood waist dep in the water pleading for a towel or some clothes. He was given one sock. I got caught in a similar fashion one day while I was out with a friend. My brother and one of his friends came by and started playing guitar on the shore daring us to get out of the water. I got up and stalked to the towels. My brother's friend blushed, I didn't. |
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Subject: RE: Nudity In Public From: catspaw49 Date: 27 Sep 01 - 09:48 PM Hey folks....Here's a picture of Bugsy gettin' nekkid...so to speak. Spaw |
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Subject: RE: Nudity In Public From: GUEST,Jane L Date: 27 Sep 01 - 09:50 PM In my early 20's my boyfriend at the time and I had been to the beach for the day and on the ride home he persuaded me to take off my bathing suit while he drove. I got a lot of trucks tooting their horns that day - I wonder why LOL! |
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Subject: RE: Nudity In Public From: Cap't Bob Date: 27 Sep 01 - 10:22 PM A couple of summers ago I was sailing on Lake Huron quite a ways from shore to avoid all of the PWC's (Personal Water Crafts). Ahead off the port bow I saw whad appeared to be a PWC dead in the water. As I got closer I could see someone frantically waving their arms at me. I figured that it must have had run out of gas or was possibly having mechanical problems and reluctantly decided to give assistance. When I was close enough to get a good look ~ what had appeared to be arms waving turned out to be legs flailing about. There were actually two people on the PWC, both naked, and engaged in something very ((naughty)). As I sailed past they gave me a brief glance and went back to the task at hand. This really happened ~~ I still find it difficult to believe that someone would eventually find a good use for one of these damnable contraptions. Cap't Bob |
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Subject: RE: Nudity In Public From: GUEST Date: 27 Sep 01 - 10:51 PM I had a similar experience to Cap't Bob. I was walking in a park one day when I came upon a couple in the bushes doing something rather naughty (or beautiful however you look at it). Difference was that they wanted to be caught and asked if I would watch the remainder to which I said No thank you and walked quickly out of that park! |
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Subject: RE: Nudity In Public From: wysiwyg Date: 27 Sep 01 - 11:11 PM But is it OK to fart in public while nude? ~S~ |
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Subject: RE: Nudity In Public From: Steve in Idaho Date: 27 Sep 01 - 11:26 PM I believe that farting in the nude should be OK - just no Atomic farts - you know - 90% fallout? I think I could write an I've been nude everywhere song - Peace - Steve |
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Subject: RE: Nudity In Public From: Peg Date: 27 Sep 01 - 11:29 PM I go camping every year at clothing optional campsites (where most pagan gatherings are held) though I am not what I would call a "nudist" I also have worked as an artists' model and exotic dancer (years ago) so I am quite used to being naked in public...
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Subject: RE: Nudity In Public From: alison Date: 28 Sep 01 - 12:08 AM well any of you who are interested in nudity... what about a photo for Mudcat Nearly Nude calendar 2002 ???? slainte alison |
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Subject: RE: Nudity In Public From: Peg Date: 28 Sep 01 - 12:10 AM oh alison I had a feeling that was coming! *BG* we'll see...maybe this time I will pose with a musical instrument instead of a tree... peg |
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Subject: RE: Nudity In Public From: Liz the Squeak Date: 28 Sep 01 - 02:10 AM ERm..... OK, most of the English speaking world knows this story already..... Whilst at a certain folk festival in 1990, a certain blind friend of ours got sick (he says dodgy noodles, I say beer) and was attempting to do it outside his tent. As his was next to mine, I was concerned that he didn't do it on the fly sheet or anywhere that would be awkward for others. So I got out of my tent to see if I could help. It was a very hot night, and he's blind so I figured, what the heck.... Another friend also appeared out of her tent, woken by the noise, to assist. Whilst holding our unsighted friend up, with but one pair of knickers between us, what happens but an official beam of torch light, and two constables patrolling coming to find out what the noise was..... 'Oh it's alright officer, our friend here is not very well'. (slightly muffled) 'OK, just wanted to make sure everything was OK...' I hear that even 11 years on, there are still more volunteers for the night shift than any other shift of the weekend...... LTS |
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Subject: RE: Nudity In Public From: Amergin Date: 28 Sep 01 - 02:19 AM I'm not sure, Peg...I thought that was a rather nice looking tree... |
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Subject: RE: Nudity In Public From: GUEST,Amy Canada Date: 28 Sep 01 - 07:39 AM Farting nude would have to be totally acceptable! When I was young for some reason we would have farting contests after school at someone's house sometimes. The best farts were always the ones that were "sans pants" as there was nothing to block the sound that permeated. I also got used to others seeing my ass in public - so I guess this story covers both topics - farting nude in public! By the way, if everyone has the same ass parts - shouldn't it be ok to show them in public? LOL |
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Subject: RE: Nudity In Public From: GUEST,Amy Canada Date: 28 Sep 01 - 07:41 AM By the way - more Peg and less tree!!! |
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Subject: RE: Nudity In Public From: GUEST Date: 28 Sep 01 - 07:55 AM "Kids running around, fucking in the bushes..." |
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Subject: RE: Nudity In Public From: Allan C. Date: 28 Sep 01 - 08:21 AM My father used to tell a tale of when he was aboard the U.S.S Midway (aircraft carrier) many years ago. They had been sailing in the Mediterranean had anchored off the coast of France. Dad, who was on the bridge, noticed a huge gathering of seamen on the fantail of the ship and looked through the binoculars to see what the excitement was. He soon discovered that all hands were peering at a small boat that had drifted closeby. It's occupant was a lovely young woman who appeared to have fallen asleep while sunbathing sans the top of her swimsuit. As Dad looked on, a sailor broke through the crowd, waving the camera that he had retrieved from below. He made his way to the edge of the deck and appeared to be about to snap a photo when the young woman suddenly awoke. She saw what was going on and held up her hand in signal for him to stop or wait. Then she obligingly removed the lower half of her swimsuit. |
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Subject: RE: Nudity In Public From: Bill D Date: 28 Sep 01 - 08:36 AM well, one of the best stories I have heard (Readers Digest??) was of the two young women hiking in a National Park...they came to a tent with no one about, but hearing faint noises, looked over a ledge to the nearby river, where, in the distance, two men were swimming/bathing, their clothes, camping gear and--camera-- piled in front of the tent......The girls looked at one another, a wicked smile appeared...and quickly they both stripped, took each other's picture with the guys' camera, replaced it as they found it, and went on their way.... |
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Subject: RE: Nudity In Public From: Mrrzy Date: 28 Sep 01 - 09:00 AM Now that's a practical joke! Hey all, at what age does it stop being OK for children (age of the children that is!) to run around in their birthday suits? And where are you, since that's relevant? |
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Subject: RE: Nudity In Public From: Jim Dixon Date: 28 Sep 01 - 09:36 AM Mrrzy: Now, that's an interesting quesion! Evidently the age is lower in the US than in Britain. (Cultural differences -- one of my favorite topics.) At a wading pool in a public park near the beach in Brighton, UK, I was surprised to see kids as old as (I would guess) 6 or 7 totally starkers! While their mothers watched. You would never see that in the US. In fact, it would be rare to see ANY nudity, even by kids, in a place as public as a city park. In the US, I've seen tiny kids, toddlers really, naked at beaches in country parks where there were few people about, in people's backyards while friends are visiting, etc., but that's about all. I guess the general feeling is that kids shouldn't be seen naked by strangers. |
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Subject: RE: Nudity In Public From: GUEST,Kim C no cookie Date: 28 Sep 01 - 10:23 AM Heavens sakes, I don't even hardly walk around the HOUSE naked, much less in public. When I was a teenager and my church youth group took a trip to Colorado & New Mexico, on the way we took a side trip to Juarez, Mexico. We were just walking along the sidewalk one evening after supper, and our pard Doug stopped dead in his tracks and stood there speechless. What is it, man? we all asked. He stood there, still speechless, and pointed down the street. "Did you see that convertible that just went by?" No, we said. Well, he said, the woman driving it didn't have any clothes on... |
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Subject: RE: Nudity In Public From: mooman Date: 28 Sep 01 - 10:25 AM Once when driving with LadyMcMoo and her sister, both needed to take a leak urgently. So I pulled in by the side of the road on a seemingly deserted spot and they jumped out and scrambled up a bank towards a place they felt they would be "private". Imagine my astonishment, their's and that of the driver of a car who rounded a bend and whose headlights perfectly illuminated their two bare arses squatting astride a ridge! mooman |
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Subject: RE: Nudity In Public From: Midchuck Date: 28 Sep 01 - 10:55 AM Hey all, at what age does it stop being OK for children (age of the children that is!) to run around in their birthday suits? In a rational society, about 125 years. Peter. |
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Subject: RE: Nudity In Public From: LR Mole Date: 28 Sep 01 - 10:56 AM And while we're on the subject, is it true that Patrick MacNee (John Steed[!]) is/was one of the most famous nudists in England? |
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Subject: RE: Nudity In Public From: GUEST Date: 28 Sep 01 - 11:09 AM We need to get this message out. America needs your help! The President has asked that we unite for a common cause. Since the hard line Islamic people cannot stand nudity, and consider it a sin to see a naked woman that is not their wife. Tonight at 7:00, all women should run out of their house naked to help weed out the terrorists. The United States appreciates your efforts, and applauds you. God bless America |
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Subject: RE: Nudity In Public From: Matt Woodbury/Mimosa Date: 28 Sep 01 - 11:19 AM I hadn't really thought that this would come up on this forum, but this is actually a folk music realted link for this discussion.
Matt/Mimosa
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Subject: RE: Nudity In Public From: Nemesis Date: 28 Sep 01 - 07:52 PM See Miranda Vincent of the Bamboo Band walk naked through her town on www.nosebagcomic.com (flip back through the weekly illustrations to 14th Sept) Someone please do a blicky for this Cheers, Hille
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Subject: RE: Nudity In Public From: Jim Dixon Date: 28 Sep 01 - 08:56 PM Here's the Cartoon Hille referred to above. |
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Subject: RE: Nudity In Public From: Naemanson Date: 28 Sep 01 - 10:04 PM Did I see trousers called a fart mute? My only experience with nudity in public was the couple I saw sunbathing on the beach on Grand Bahama Island. Not doing anything, just lying in the sun on a lonely stretch of white sand beach with the breeze sighing through the casuarina trees and the blue Carribean lapping nearby. I really liked that beach... |
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Subject: RE: Nudity In Public From: Nemesis Date: 29 Sep 01 - 04:43 AM Thanks Jim - I believe Miranda should get more exposure - pardon the pun :) Hille |
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Subject: RE: Nudity In Public From: Allan C. Date: 29 Sep 01 - 06:58 AM Matt/Mimosa, that sure did sound like a harp of yours I once saw. Was that indeed you? |
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Subject: RE: Nudity In Public From: Matt Woodbury/Mimosa Date: 30 Sep 01 - 10:36 PM Yes, but it was an illusiion. What I was wearing was hidden by the harp, and the giggling girls on the front row saw no more flesh than the rest of the audience. The column caused lots of requests for a repeat of the concert, but we haven't done it again, yet. Mimosa |
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Subject: RE: Nudity In Public From: GUEST,MC Fat Date: 01 Oct 01 - 06:30 AM A few years ago whilst working for Doncaster Libraries I had a farting experience par excellance. At the time I ran the Doncaster Folk Club and this required me to drink copious quantities of rather fine Guinness every Tuesday night. Guinness as most people know is the best fart makers next to beans known to mankind. My staff hated Wednesdays we were located in a samll office with 'no windows'.My desk was located with my back to the door, I felt a real cracker coming on and lifted my backside off the chair pointing my arse into the air and let rip a real thunderer. Unfortunately I hadn't noticed that a hush had just descended on the room because the Audio Visual Librarian who also happened to be a vicar's wife was stood behind me about to ask me a question about a request for some folk music. She got full blast. After much profuse apologies I could only think of the old joke 'How dare you fart before the Vicar's wife !! Sory I didn't know it was her turn !!' |
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Subject: RE: Nudity In Public From: Amos Date: 01 Oct 01 - 09:38 AM I have to say, that's a real crack-up McFat. In both senses. A |
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Subject: RE: Nudity In Public From: GUEST,Hille Date: 01 Oct 01 - 10:08 AM Guest MC Fat, What! And you were nude in public in front of the Vicar's wife AS WELL!?
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Subject: RE: Nudity In Public From: GUEST,MC Fat Date: 01 Oct 01 - 10:14 AM No maybe fortunately as she wasn't exactly blessed by God with good looks as I've just realised I've put this message on this thread as someone mentioned farting but then looked at the title of the thread. Naked Vicars Wife Farting Competitions now that's a thought !! |
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Subject: RE: Nudity In Public From: Nemesis Date: 01 Oct 01 - 10:34 AM Wife imitating Fart maybe then? |
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Subject: RE: Nudity In Public From: Eric the Viking Date: 01 Oct 01 - 01:28 PM Couple of things, we all walk around our house naked at times with no worries. No 1 son called 13 and 1/2 (for those of you who remeber) is a bit more restrained nowadays. Freja aged 9 takes her clothes off anywhere ! And is happy doing so, beaches, paddling pools-surely if there is a sin (not getting religious) it is in the eye of the beholder ! But the main part of this is; When I was a trainee teacher we took a party of mixed sex, mixed up kids potholing. In order for safe and moral reasons, the teacher in charge (not me) sent the girls to get changed at the back of the mini bus with the doors open to protect from prying eyes of the boys. |
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Subject: RE: Nudity In Public From: Naemanson Date: 01 Oct 01 - 03:47 PM I am a full time nudist... under all these clothes! |
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Subject: RE: Nudity In Public From: Liz the Squeak Date: 01 Oct 01 - 05:31 PM But we're ALL naked under our clothes.... LTS |
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Subject: RE: Nudity In Public From: Paul from Hull Date: 01 Oct 01 - 06:37 PM Eeeek! We are? Hille: *ROFLMBO* |
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Subject: RE: Nudity In Public From: Amos Date: 01 Oct 01 - 07:19 PM Well, its a good thing, too!! I can't imagine what life would be like if I was dressed under all my clothes!! A. |
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Subject: RE: Nudity In Public From: Nemesis Date: 01 Oct 01 - 09:17 PM 'Ello Paul from 'ull. *ROFLMBO" - underneath all that - woss that mean then? :) ? Hille
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Subject: RE: Nudity In Public From: Paul from Hull Date: 01 Oct 01 - 09:52 PM 'ello 'ille.....*G* 'Roll On Floor Laughing My Bum Off' |
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