Some of these songs I rememger differently.like: Miss Mary had a steamboat, The steamboat had a bell The steamboat weant to heaven and Miss Mary went to Hello operator, Give me number nine And if you disconnect me, I'll kick you're big Behind the yellow curtain, There is a piece of glass And if you sit upon it, it will go up you're As' me no more questions, I'll tell you no more lies The boys are in the bedroom, Pulling down their Flies are in the meadow, Snakes are in the grass Here's where it got into the really dirty words, but only my sister can remember the whole verses. Also, that one about Baby, baby, stick you're head in gravy, wash it off with apple sauce and show it to the navy. But I don't know if that counts, it's more of an insult than a song.
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