Banned? Banned?

Country guy "In a rat's ass it should be banned!"

Townie "Oh but you could shoot them" (superior attitude)

Country guy "You tried shootin 'em?"

Townie "Certainly not. I don't engage in blood sports except the culling of employees who commit suicide when made redundant and also the exploitation of third world peoples so that I can wear an expensive pair of trainers with a logo on and support the vile system which puts and keeps people in cardboard."

Country guy "So what you're sayin is, you ain't got a clue what you're talkin about and you're just as bad if not worse that the idea you have about me."

Townie "Not entirely no. I am moving to a village soon, and will pressure buy land from a struggling farmer in order to erect a housing estate and make a killing. I'll then get my townie mates to move in and force the locals out with economics. We'll still shop in the towns and cities and put no money in the pocket of the local butcher etc., so they'll go out of business, this will lead to a wholesale destruction of the local economy. Next we'll build a bypass to the new theme park we want in the woodland. This will ensure a steady influx of junkies, burglars and other undesirables, and when we've finished, we'll realise that we've destroyed it and turned it into where we came from. Then we'll promptly move our clever arses to another village and do the same again.

Country guy "But what about the local people? You can't do this!"

Townie "Who can't? Its my right as an individual in the new millennium and other pukeworthy excuses for selfishness and narrow minded, I know better, type twaddle!"

Country guy "But the village will be just a big slab of concrete!"

Townie "Your point being?"

Country guy "This fox, where does it live again?"

Townies are the main protesters against country practices, When the C.A. say that townies just don't understand the country, THEY ARE RIGHT!

Keep your noses out!!