Little Jack Horner sat in a corner Eating his girlfriend, Mary He stuck in his thumb And pulled out a plum And said, "Where the hell is your cherry?" Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, My husband will be home in five minutes Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall All the king's horses and all the king's men Said, "Yech!" Little miss Muffet sat on her tuffet Eating her curds and whey Along came a spider And sat down beside her And said, "Hey babe, what's in the bowl?"
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