ROGER MILLER's - ENGLAND SWINGS
(REFRAIN:) England swings like a pendulum do
Bobbies on bicycles two by two
Westminster Abbey, the Tower of Big Ben
The rosy, red cheeks of the little children.
Now if you huff and puff and you finally save enough money
Up - to take your family on a trip across the sea
Take a tip before you take your trip
Let me tell ya where to go. Go to England. (Refrain)
Mama's old pajamas and your papa's mustache
Fallin' out the windowsill, frolic in the grass
Tryin' to mock the way they talk, fun, but all in vain
Gapin' at the dapper men with derby hats and cane. (Refrain)