Sorry Barbara,
Andrew and I go back a long way and we are stalwart drinking buddies when we get a chance to meet.
My response to him was tongue in cheek and my version is the standard Mike Wtaerson version, the first verse of which is posted above.
I saw no point in repeating it.
Of course I will share any of my songs with anyone as that is essential for a thriving tradition.
I do have a problem in that I can only get access to the net at work and my data base is at home. so it gets difficult.
Hope you can understand this jibberish
George