Hammerite reckoned that, since Mark & his mate seemed to reach the same conclusions at the same time, that they must have a psychopathic link.

Despite having that one explained - she made the same mistake again several weeks later. A friend at canoe club said that the teachers at her school thought she was psychopathic - to which Hamm innocently replied :"Go on then - what am I thinking?".

Mark is the architect of a huge number of malaprops - its just the way his dyslexic brain works. I'm so imune to them now that they don't particularly register anymore. His best was when he told me that my friend Pam was pussy in his hands. She should be so lucky!!!!!

He also, many years ago, went to see "Ackerbilk III" at the cinema (of course everyone else was watching Apocolypse Now.....)

KRis