Chaps and chapesses I have to say that I was very hurt by the remarks John made about our relationship ( no not John from Hull though if I had known his passion for bovines I might have put my wellies on) I think the problem was he(JM) 'came too quickly' into power - it might have been Stephanie Powers but coming quickly was certainly part of it - ! - or maybe it was Maggie's street name You know these iron maidens - when they are not head banging they are sheep sh------! Anyway back to basics it certainly was ( back of a rusty old mini I seem to remember!

I just thought you might like to know Clinton was wonderful ( I have kept my dress in case anyone needs proof) Come to think of it I wondered why he offered me the cigar afterwards! Talk about burning the evidence!