What's the difference between a Melodeon and a Foot Spa ? Answer - A foot spa bucks up the feet. A melodeon player goes to a John KirkPatrick Concert. John is taken ill and our melodeon player offers to stand in. After the concert, he goes to John's dressing room and says how he felt a bit inadequate stepping into such famous shoes. "I,m a bit like that bit of cardboard stuck in as a temporary substitute over that broken window" he says pointing to the window frame. No you wern't says John you were no substitute, you were a real pa(i)n(e) What do you call a 50 seater coach full of melodeon players, except for one empty seat, going over the cliff at Beachey Head ? Answer - a waste of space. If you find a melodeon player half buried in sand, what should you do? Answer - get some more sand. The melodeon is the last refuge of the musically incompetent.
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