It aint jus this pope feller what has a problem with rubbers. Right here where I live The Church of Evangelical Hollering and Tongue-Talking Mohunkers don't like 'em much either. A few years back Catspaw put on The Super Mind Altering and Semi-Patriotic Firewoks Display and Flaming Asshole Gala and me an Paw an the Reg Boys messed up and had an accident which caused the condom factory across from their church to explode and cover their place of worship in latex. I dunno what the pope guy has against them rubbers but I DO KNOW what the Mohunkers hate about 'em.

CLETUS