Compulsive Thread Posting-RUGuilty?

Subject: RE: Compulsive Thread Posting-RUGuilty?
From: Áine
Date: 31 Dec 99 - 06:20 PM

Dearest, dearest Kat --

I'M STUCK LIKE GLUE TO YOU, BABE!!!

Go girl!

-- Áine

Subject: RE: Compulsive Thread Posting-RUGuilty?
From: katlaughing
Date: 31 Dec 99 - 06:18 PM

Ah, Áine, you've got it right, 'twas meant to be a tongue-in-cheek bit of sarcasm.

Richard, I am sorry to hear about your wife, but it is nice to see you on here and Áine is correct in saying I am a staunch supporter of Mudder's right to be free wiht their mouths, other than GG, who, IMO, should really follow the advice above.

As for anyone getting up my nose, well....that is NOT the preferred orifice, but yes, I've had my back up a wee. The labourious and unending back and forth on thread content and certain peoples' obvious displeasure at my being here and being vocal has pissed me off to the point I am thinking of usurping the Curmudgeon for the Day title, for the whole next year.

I have come here and been myself, which is the only way I know to be. I won't say I am sorry about that. I followed-the-leader, when I came here a year ago, and played nice, before sticking my neck out and letting some of my views and personal experiences be known. Based on the positive reactions to that, I continued. Now people are pissed off about religion and philsophy being here, amongst the music, and I do NOT want THIS thread to turn into one more endless bunch of crap about to BS or not to BS, so I'll just say that I am pissed off, too.

I wouldn't stop unless the whole lot told me I wasn't wanted and to fuck off, so you're all stuck with me anyway. Too bad, huh, Gargoyle? Just can't get rid of me.

Maybe I should have named this the Rant & Rave thread, but I really do seriously think some people should really think before they post some of the things they do.

Thanks for listening and frankly, I don't care how they did it way back when. This is now and nobody will stop anyone from going Back to the Future of Threads for some good ole' reads.

kat

Subject: RE: Compulsive Thread Posting-RUGuilty?
From: paddymac
Date: 31 Dec 99 - 06:11 PM

Hey Kat - is that the place that delivers Guiness with your pizza? Make mine mushrooms and sausage, and please, guys, snot's not funny, just gross! Maybe I'm just too innocent for my own good, 'cause I didn't see any sexual innuendo in Richard's post, even though he suggested there was one.

Subject: RE: Compulsive Thread Posting-RUGuilty?
From: Richard Bridge
Date: 31 Dec 99 - 06:03 PM

How sad, the only response is on the innuendo.

Ther is a very old joke about a man with wide nostrils in a submarine, but it is not mudcatfit.

Subject: RE: Compulsive Thread Posting-RUGuilty?
From: Áine
Date: 31 Dec 99 - 05:54 PM

. . . let's see, you can blow your nose, your friend can blow their nose, but, can you blow your friend's nose? . . . Mmmmmmmm

Subject: RE: Compulsive Thread Posting-RUGuilty?
From: Áine
Date: 31 Dec 99 - 05:51 PM

Mmmmmm . . . it does give a new meaning to the phrase 'blowing your nose', doesn't it?

-- Áine

Subject: RE: Compulsive Thread Posting-RUGuilty?
From: wildlone
Date: 31 Dec 99 - 05:45 PM

I know that oral sex is talking about it.
BUT Nasal sex? no it can't be.

Subject: RE: Compulsive Thread Posting-RUGuilty?
From: Áine
Date: 31 Dec 99 - 05:40 PM

Dear Richard,

Just a couple of comments about your post (hope you come back more often!):

1) I do believe that Kat is just trying to be funny; especially since she is one of the more vehement supporters of free speech on this forum and always has been;

2) I've been sitting here, trying to contemplate HOW someone would spit out of their nose -- and I've been sitting here trying to figure out WHAT sexual innuendo you were attempting -- I can't figure it out, however. Illumination on my quandry would be appreciated . . . because I'm burning brain cells imagining all KINDS of things . . .

-- Áine

Subject: RE: Compulsive Thread Posting-RUGuilty?
From: Richard Bridge
Date: 31 Dec 99 - 05:16 PM

Kat, I can safely say I am not guilty because I have been absent for some time. But I am worried by the spirit of censoriousness you display. I have seen this in the mudcat before - remember the thread "Has Gargoyle got piles"? Probably all of us post when it is not necessary. But what is necessary? Is any of what we do here (on this site) necessary? Would imposing too rigid a test lessen this forum? I suspect so. Tonight I can sit and post (a funny way to wait for the millennium, if it is the millennium) because my wife went into hospital earlier today so she can't stop me. So this reading and posting is helpful to me. Would you censor or disalow that because what I asy may not be necessary?

Or, perhaps, has someone else got up your nose? If so, why not spit it out? (check for correct colloquial meaning before replying to the sexual innuendo which is not the required meaning in context).

Have a good next thousand years.

Subject: Compulsive Thread Posting-RUGuilty?
From: katlaughing
Date: 31 Dec 99 - 04:33 PM

Do your fingers twitch when you get to the end of a thread?

Do feel your eyes glaze over, your brain go on Auto, while reading a thread, thinking of what you will say at the end?

CAN you read a thread all the way through and NOT post to it?

If you answered YES to the first two quetions and NO to the last, you may be suffering from Compulsive Posting Disorder.

If you enter into a Contract for Treatment at the Compulsive Posting Disorder Clinic* or CPDC, you will learn to

1) THINK before posting a reply;

2) ask yourself, if what you are about to post is really necessary;

3) determine if a thread is even worthy of any comment.

Mental health can be yours! Just take your hand off the mouse, look at your telephone dialing pad, and reach out to CPDC.

With ONE PHONE CALL, you can be on your way to HEALTHY posting. Just dial 1-555-2723, that's 1-555-CPDC.

Help is just a phone call away!

Hey! I called and they helped me! saved me from a long stay at the Neil Young Center for the Terminally Screwed. So what are you waiting for? Go ahead, call the good phoaks at CPDC, today!

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