Subject: RE: Confession: I killed Laura Foster From: BarbaraLynn Date: 08 Jan 00 - 12:14 AM I wore a necktie and a Panama hat; My passport shows a face from Another time and place, but I look Nothin´like that ... And all the remnants of my Recent past are Scattered in the wild wind... Not overly sorry the island sank, just couldn't resist turning up that boiler to see what would happen. Girls just wanna have fun! And didn't want to go back anyway to Black Diamond Bay. BarbaraLynn |
Subject: RE: Confession: I killed Laura Foster From: thosp Date: 07 Jan 00 - 07:56 PM parting the red sea -- that was me! |
Subject: RE: Confession: I killed Laura Foster From: Steve Latimer Date: 07 Jan 00 - 11:05 AM I was the man, The Mississippi Gambler, who said that he'd be home tonight. |
Subject: RE: Confession: I killed Laura Foster From: vikinglass Date: 06 Jan 00 - 11:59 PM I shoved False Sir John off the cliff. |
Subject: RE: Confession: I killed Laura Foster From: Willie-O Date: 06 Jan 00 - 09:56 PM ...ercise any self-restraint |
Subject: RE: Confession: I killed Laura Foster From: Mac The Knife Date: 06 Jan 00 - 06:31 PM About two seconds ago, I killed God and that means that any second now, all existance as we know will cease to ex......... |
Subject: RE: Confession: I killed Laura Foster From: Bluesy Date: 06 Jan 00 - 06:20 PM I started a joke... |
Subject: RE: Confession: I killed Laura Foster From: Willie-O Date: 06 Jan 00 - 04:51 PM That's how they showed their respect for Paddy Murphy.... |
Subject: RE: Confession: I killed Laura Foster From: Reynard the Fox (and associates) Date: 06 Jan 00 - 11:24 AM Don't tell Aunt Rhody, but I killed the grey goose (and can't understand why there are no more golden eggs.) RtS |
Subject: RE: Confession: I killed Laura Foster From: Liza Johnson Date: 06 Jan 00 - 03:54 AM I changed the locks: that's why your key don't fit in my lock no more RtS |
Subject: RE: Confession: I killed Laura Foster From: Willie-O Date: 05 Jan 00 - 09:23 PM There I wuz, mindin my own business, had a nice steady racket of lovin em and leavin em, when this ship pulls up alongside me anchorage, and it's full of sailor babes dressed in mens clothing, and all these breasts falling out in the moonlight, and I knew every damn one of them and they was all lookin fer me...I was outta there so quick, I didn't bother to weigh anchor, just let the chain go, fired up the diesel and headed fer open water or the nearest iceberg, who cares really... If Greenpeace hadn't borrowed me Zodiac I[d a been round the point in it before you could say "allegations of patrimony" W-O |
Subject: RE: Confession: I killed Laura Foster From: johnp Date: 05 Jan 00 - 08:44 PM Billy Jo did't jump....I pushed |
Subject: RE: Confession: I killed Laura Foster From: brewmstr@telusplanet.net - Peter Sanderson Date: 05 Jan 00 - 03:46 AM O.K. I'm busted...thanks to me, Delia's gone ...but it took a lot of ammo y'know..(BANG) Delia's gone? No dangit...One more round..BANG) Delia's gone? No dangit...One more round..BANG) Delia's gone? No dangit...One more round...BANG) Delia's gone? No dangit...One more round...(Dangit, just die...this is expensive ammo)...BANG) Delia's gone? No dangit...One more round... I have come to the conclusion that Delia is...one of the horrible UNDEAD! PJS |
Subject: RE: Confession: I killed Laura Foster From: Metchosin Date: 05 Jan 00 - 01:45 AM I put the tire track down Humphry's back...
I threw shit at the cook
And hung Paddy Doyle for his boots
I slew the Bonnie Earl of Moray and Lady Mondegreen
I fight authority, authority always wins....
I fell in to a burning ring of fire.....
I'm sorry,...... so sorry....... I always come on to these threads after the novelty has worn off for everyone else.
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Subject: RE: Confession: I killed Laura Foster From: thosp Date: 05 Jan 00 - 01:03 AM the shot heard round the world--yup it was me -- just about took off my toe too! peace (Y) thosp |
Subject: RE: Confession: I killed Laura Foster From: Faded Denim Date: 04 Jan 00 - 11:44 PM I think it's about time someone killed this thread. But it can't be me - I'm an innocent! Well - I was.. |
Subject: RE: Confession: I killed Laura Foster From: Caitrin Date: 04 Jan 00 - 07:33 PM BTW, I should also admit that Richard III was innocent. I knocked off the Little Princes. |
Subject: RE: Confession: I killed Laura Foster From: Steve Parkes Date: 04 Jan 00 - 12:29 PM I've got Captain Queeg's strawberries! Sorry about the ... trouble, guys. Steve Oh, and I've got the Nostromo's cat, too ... |
Subject: RE: Confession: I killed Laura Foster From: Nathan in Texas Date: 04 Jan 00 - 11:52 AM It's not like I killed anyone. All I did was leave the cake out in the rain |
Subject: RE: Confession: I killed Laura Foster From: Davey Date: 04 Jan 00 - 11:27 AM I demolished the Corn Flakes I obliterated the Rice Krispies I terminated the Shreddies I ended the Captain Crunch I stabbed the Shredded Wheat I shot the Puffed Rice I am a cereal killer. Davey... (:>) |
Subject: RE: Confession: I killed Laura Foster From: Danlbear Date: 04 Jan 00 - 11:10 AM I'm a good boy...I aint never done nothin'. |
Subject: RE: Confession: I killed Laura Foster From: Jimmy Date: 04 Jan 00 - 02:09 AM I waited until his Rolls Royce stopped at the lights and then I blew his lordship's brains out. Ha! No wonder he didn't notice the lights had changed. But George knew it wasn't suicide so I had to try to kill him too. (shortly to become a BBC "Murder most Foul" presentation) |
Subject: RE: Confession: I killed Laura Foster From: Brendy Date: 04 Jan 00 - 01:13 AM Oh, I don't know about all this! I think it's my destiny to be the king of pain. |
Subject: RE: Confession: I killed Laura Foster From: ddw Date: 04 Jan 00 - 12:24 AM It was me did Omie Wise. And while I was on the lam from that, that damned sheriff locked my leg to 35 pounds of Blackjack County Chain. But he got his. Made me so mad I kicked that rock onto the tracks that derailed the FFV and drilled the hole that sank that Turkish enemy in the lowland sea. david |
Subject: RE: Confession: I killed Laura Foster From: Cuz'N' Jan Date: 03 Jan 00 - 11:35 PM Hey! I was just looking for a song, and I found y'all. But please, I'm not prepared to die. Knoxville Girl P.S. I didn't do nothin' |
Subject: RE: Confession: I killed Laura Foster From: vikinglass Date: 03 Jan 00 - 09:29 PM Serial killer wannabes often confess to crimes they did not commit. |
Subject: RE: Confession: I killed Laura Foster From: jeffp Date: 03 Jan 00 - 09:06 PM I am Spartacus! |
Subject: RE: Confession: I killed Laura Foster From: JenEllen Date: 03 Jan 00 - 08:37 PM I fought the law......... |
Subject: RE: Confession: I killed Laura Foster From: Peter T. Date: 03 Jan 00 - 04:24 PM WHO SO YOU LOVE, I HOPE....
Who do you love, I hope? |
Subject: RE: Confession: I killed Laura Foster From: wildlone Date: 03 Jan 00 - 02:46 PM I hear that train a'coming, coming round the bend. don't bend over on the railroad track, it will get you in the end. |
Subject: RE: Confession: I killed Laura Foster From: Bert Date: 03 Jan 00 - 02:45 PM and I killed Anne Boleyn. HENRY VIII. |
Subject: RE: Confession: I killed Laura Foster From: Lonesome EJ Date: 03 Jan 00 - 02:32 PM I was standing near the Grassy Knoll, and saw the whole thing... |
Subject: RE: Confession: I killed Laura Foster From: Date: 03 Jan 00 - 01:01 PM I said, "Hang 'em, hang 'em HIGH!" |
Subject: RE: Confession: I killed Laura Foster From: Steve Latimer Date: 03 Jan 00 - 12:49 PM Thanks Allan, who needs Johnny Cochrane with you around? |
Subject: RE: Confession: I killed Laura Foster From: Allan C. Date: 03 Jan 00 - 11:36 AM But two shots rang out, Steve. So you could possibly be innocent. |
Subject: RE: Confession: I killed Laura Foster From: Steve Latimer Date: 03 Jan 00 - 11:26 AM If no one's fessin' up to Liberty Valance, I'll claim it. |
Subject: RE: Confession: I killed Laura Foster From: Richard Bridge Date: 03 Jan 00 - 11:23 AM I had a penknife long and sharp.......... Oh, yes, and I sank the Princess Alice....... And the Rueben James............ And I gave Queen Jane that fatal caesarian..... And I'm the young man they call Ramble Away. |
Subject: RE: Confession: I killed Laura Foster From: Allan C. Date: 03 Jan 00 - 11:11 AM It was I who kissed Flora 'neath the tree. I should also admit to my involvement in the abduction and murder of the gray goose and the later slandering of the fox (who was only guilty of receiving stolen goods). It was during this event that I also buried a freshly killed turkey in the straw (although some say it was hay).
I traveled quite a bit in the years which followed. I left my home and my family and trekked across the Blue Ridge Mountains. I ran the ridges of Tennessee, rode that great Northern Railway, walked that lonesome valley, crossed the wide Missouri, then went down south and eventually made it down to the coast of California (where I was partly raised).
Among my better accomplishments was the building of a tower which stood forty feet high. I also once built a railroad (where I met a fine fellow named Pat); but now it's done. Recently, I spent my last greenback dollar on a speckled roan which I swear I didn't know was stolen. The crime was blamed on me and so I am currently having my mail forwarded to a correctional facility in Tijuana. |
Subject: RE: Confession: I killed Laura Foster From: Mary in Kentucky Date: 03 Jan 00 - 09:45 AM Seed--Does your friend, McCavity Cat, hang out with the Magical Mister Mistopheles? He's been accused of a lot of mischief. BTW, does anyone know if his song is an "upside down" version of Rachmaninoff's Theme on a Variation of Paganinni? I think I heard somewhere that it was. (Sorry for the thread creep) |
Subject: RE: Confession: I killed Laura Foster From: Wesley S Date: 03 Jan 00 - 09:29 AM I came in through the bathroom window { and I wasn't looking for George Harrison } |
Subject: RE: Confession: I killed Laura Foster From: Steve Latimer Date: 03 Jan 00 - 09:18 AM Big Mick, We're forever indebted to you. And it was me who murdered that dear little girl, whose name was Rose Conlee. |
Subject: RE: Confession: I killed Laura Foster From: Big Mick Date: 03 Jan 00 - 09:06 AM AWWWWWWRRRRRIIIIIGGGGGHHHHHHTTTT!!!!!!! I admit it.......it was me..........I write the songs that make the whole world sing, the songs of looooovvvvvveeeee and everything..............and I killed Barry Manilow................SO SUE ME, ALREADY.......I still say I did the world a favor! Big Mick |
Subject: RE: Confession: I killed Laura Foster From: jeffp Date: 03 Jan 00 - 08:51 AM No, Garg, I don't work at Wisconsin. The commute from Maryland would kill me and my old car. Is someone up there using me as a pseudonym? Maybe he's the one that did marry pretty Pamela Brown! |
Subject: RE: Confession: I killed Laura Foster From: bseed(charleskratz) Date: 03 Jan 00 - 04:21 AM A couple of my friends asked me to forward these messages: I DIDN"T DO IT, DAMMIT. You know I wasn't there. --McCavity, the Mystery Cat It was a bum rap. I did not shoot Mr. Howard. Jesse's brother Frank did. I just claimed the reward. Robert Ford --seed |
Subject: RE: Confession: I killed Laura Foster From: Kernow John Date: 03 Jan 00 - 01:53 AM Remember the Old Dunn Cow? Last time I struck a match! God that feels better. Baz |
Subject: RE: Confession: I killed Laura Foster From: _gargoyle Date: 02 Jan 00 - 11:56 PM Just curious Jeff P....do you work at the University of Wisconsin???? ( You butts were whipped today;;;;and your bio...resides there.) |
Subject: RE: Confession: I killed Laura Foster From: Cara Date: 02 Jan 00 - 11:37 PM I told Clementine to jump on in the water...but I feel really bad... Additionally, my whereabouts on the night they drove old Dixie down ahve never been satisfactorily established. |
Subject: RE: Confession: I killed Laura Foster From: Date: 02 Jan 00 - 11:36 PM But did you make Bambi sad? |
Subject: RE: Confession: I killed Laura Foster From: thosp Date: 02 Jan 00 - 09:54 PM Dave (TAM) by thy long grey beard and the glint in thy eye - i was one of the three peace (Y) thosp |
Subject: RE: Confession: I killed Laura Foster From: Dave Swan Date: 02 Jan 00 - 09:54 PM It's been a tough day for me. I just had to go tell Aunt Rhody. E.S. |
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