Subject: RE: BS: TSA groping your junk From: Little Hawk Date: 18 Nov 10 - 03:55 PM "Folks had better get used to the fact that there is NO real security and never has been." Right on, Rapparee. ;-) Life is somewhat dangerous, and always has been. The most dangerous thing in normal life is driving your car. The second most dangerous thing is eating grocery and restaurant food...and/or visiting your doctor and taking the drugs or treatment he prescribes for you. Where is Homeland Security when it comes to these everpresent dangers which kill so many more people than the terrorists do????? ;-D |
Subject: RE: BS: TSA groping your junk From: mousethief Date: 18 Nov 10 - 03:22 PM Sometimes I must fly; but I never have to go out and get hit by lightening. I also don't have to eat raw foods, which I don't, . In other words, there are risks which I have to take, otherwise there are some that I don't have to take. I get to choose. If you have to fly, then you don't get to choose not to. By definition. |
Subject: RE: BS: TSA groping your junk From: GUEST,kendall Date: 18 Nov 10 - 03:15 PM Sometimes I must fly; but I never have to go out and get hit by lightening. I also don't have to eat raw foods, which I don't, . In other words, there are risks which I have to take, otherwise there are some that I don't have to take. I get to choose. |
Subject: RE: BS: TSA groping your junk From: Donuel Date: 18 Nov 10 - 02:57 PM The two favorite mob phrases 1 Get'em 2 Kill'em |
Subject: RE: BS: TSA groping your junk From: gnu Date: 18 Nov 10 - 02:40 PM Schwarzenegger started all this stuff with them there movies a his. Let's get him. |
Subject: RE: BS: TSA groping your junk From: mousethief Date: 18 Nov 10 - 02:00 PM Genital Apolitano is the name the right wing radio jocks use. Figures. If someone gets their yah-yah's looking at my meat and two veg on a body scanner monitor then good luck to them. I'd rather be scanned and groped around the cods along with everyone else than run into trouble in mid-air. 1. Yes but neither is necessary in Israel and they have had no incidents since 2002, and that was when a person didn't even realize they had a gun until. 2. Since it's clearly not necessary why should American citizens be subject to it? That makes it unreasonable and against the 4th Amendment. Whether or not you yourself don't mind. |
Subject: RE: BS: TSA groping your junk From: Donuel Date: 18 Nov 10 - 12:33 PM I guess so I would gladly fly without security Why? the likelyhood is 1000 less of dieing from a terrorist bomb than dieing from lightning. On a plane you are even protected FROM lightning. what are everyday odds? If you go to a Mall food court, the odds of you eating pathogenic food due to poor handling or insect or pest contamination is 7 out of ten in favor of pathogenic food. Flying without security is a whole lot safer than food court mall resaurants. (As far as the peanuts aboard the plane go, remember the Georgia peanut factory full of rat shit bat shit and even human shit?) nuff said |
Subject: RE: BS: TSA groping your junk From: olddude Date: 18 Nov 10 - 12:33 PM And don't get me started on our air Marshalls. Those guys are the best of the best and have my respect. But they put them on a plane and should just put a sign on them saying here I am ... they wouldn't last 10 minutes doing covert .... I can pick them out in 4 seconds and actually talked with one going to San Diego about football and guns ... the rules they put on those guys are a disgrace |
Subject: RE: BS: TSA groping your junk From: olddude Date: 18 Nov 10 - 12:26 PM But Don we are well protected against injury by the 88 year old lady's dead husbands wedding ring we are ... |
Subject: RE: BS: TSA groping your junk From: olddude Date: 18 Nov 10 - 12:17 PM It is far worse than that Donuel, that is why I said it does nothing to prevent any bad situation. I will however give someone some facial recognition database and full body identification that they are "Not Saving" cause that is the only reason for doing so because it prevents nothing ... Or of course it could be done just to line someones pockets with tax dollar ... It is kinda like trying to prevent drunk driving by breaking up moonshine stills and only doing that... oh yea, they also sell it in the stores and bars but we will stop drunks from driving by taking away "shine" ... and the people say "good idea" now no more drunks on the road .. horray .. I am now safe |
Subject: RE: BS: TSA groping your junk From: Donuel Date: 18 Nov 10 - 12:06 PM You would gladly submit to _______procedure IF it meant you would then avoid any _______. The problem with that IF is TSA has never (not even once) prevented any nefarious act aboard an airplane. And it never will... says Isreali head of airline security. The intelligent methods they use are nearly opposite the TSA. The man you know who stands to profit handsomely from the X ray scanners is Chertof the former head of FEMA under W Bush. Chertof is an investor and not an expert on security. The heads of our airline TSA security are not trained professionals in the field. One was a former railraod executive and the other was a a corporate executive in charge of intra business sales. Guess what None of the airplane food service people or packages, first class mail, luggage handlers, fuel technicians and ground support staff are scanned. Applaud crotch searches all you want but... If you actually cared or were really gung ho about security you might want something done about the people who are not checked and are messing with your planes day in day out all year long. |
Subject: RE: BS: TSA groping your junk From: Arthur_itus Date: 18 Nov 10 - 11:25 AM You were obviously browned off with that flight then Sugarfoot Jack. |
Subject: RE: BS: TSA groping your junk From: Stu Date: 18 Nov 10 - 10:54 AM If someone gets their yah-yah's looking at my meat and two veg on a body scanner monitor then good luck to them. I'd rather be scanned and groped around the cods along with everyone else than run into trouble in mid-air. In our flight from the UK to Chicago earlier this year it was the poor lady who, er, defecated in her seat mid-flight that took our mind off the problem. That and the huge thunderstom that closed O'Hare. And landing at Milwaukee as we were running out of fuel. All the while with the smell. Probably the only people who wanted to get off the plane more than us were the unfortunate lady and her husband. |
Subject: RE: BS: TSA groping your junk From: Donuel Date: 18 Nov 10 - 10:35 AM Janet Napolitano? Genital Apolitano is the name the right wing radio jocks use. |
Subject: RE: BS: TSA groping your junk From: Donuel Date: 18 Nov 10 - 10:20 AM Pillows $5 extra blankets $5 extra oversize overweight luggage up to $50 extra TSA happy endings $20 extra. |
Subject: RE: BS: TSA groping your junk From: mousethief Date: 18 Nov 10 - 02:44 AM I could almost go along with this if they only groped Mexican-looking people who refused to show their immigration papers. |
Subject: RE: BS: TSA groping your junk From: mousethief Date: 17 Nov 10 - 11:08 PM A CBS News poll released Tuesday also showed that a large majority of Americans agree with him. Only 15 percent of respondents said they were opposed to the use of body scanners, with four out of five saying they're in favor. Thoughtcrime has to be fought by the citizens themselves. |
Subject: RE: BS: TSA groping your junk From: Bobert Date: 17 Nov 10 - 08:52 PM Well, screw it... Lets just require that everyone fly nude??? That's right... Heck with takin' yer belt off and the keys outta yer pocket... Just give everyone a contractors bag and tell 'um to "fill it up"... That put an end to this silliness... Might make flyin' more fun, too... B~ |
Subject: RE: BS: TSA groping your junk From: Rapparee Date: 17 Nov 10 - 08:11 PM Okay, Sister.... Folks had better get used to the fact that there is NO real security and never has been. |
Subject: RE: BS: TSA groping your junk From: gnu Date: 17 Nov 10 - 07:57 PM It seems to be about little foot to a ceratin extent.... or non extent... as the case may be. |
Subject: RE: BS: TSA groping your junk From: Melissa Date: 17 Nov 10 - 07:17 PM I'm talking about the thing that looks like a stick within the picture..from the person's crotch to the floor (in non-colorful scans) The one at :21 (or close to then) in the link I just put has a lady in a lavender shirt with a black stripe. I don't see a bar along the right side in that one. If it was a heat thing making the stick show up, it seems like there should be some from the armpits too (maybe?) A Thermal Bigfoot Seeker will help your search a LOT! Toting one of those along is a good idea. |
Subject: RE: BS: TSA groping your junk From: olddude Date: 17 Nov 10 - 07:02 PM Melissa if you are talking the bar on the right hand side that is a thermal scan ... body heat will be red or bright yellow depending on the distance but something carried like a firearm or knife of any type will only reflect heat and will show up as a cooler color. Apparently the scanners also do thermal. I will use one for finding bigfoot I will ... a Flir Thermal so if the critter is hiding in the brush I will see him |
Subject: RE: BS: TSA groping your junk From: Melissa Date: 17 Nov 10 - 06:27 PM Dan, You can see the thing I'm talking about at :21 here's one maybe it's something about 'models' and not scans of real people? I'm sure there would be outraged stories about it if the thing was some sort of Insertion Spindle (which is what it sort of looks like to me) |
Subject: RE: BS: TSA groping your junk From: Bobert Date: 17 Nov 10 - 06:13 PM Not to worry, mouse... FOX is all over these numbers and vows to make up some phoney stories and get those numbers down to at least 50/50 in 6 months... Then Obama will will be branded a sex-offender by FOX and the beat goes on... B~ |
Subject: RE: BS: TSA groping your junk From: olddude Date: 17 Nov 10 - 05:59 PM I didn't see that, the ones I been through have foot pads labeled on the floor where you put your feet, you then raise you hands high above your head. I guess that is so they can get a really good look at the young girls hooters ... I think what you maybe seeing is the markings for where you feet go |
Subject: RE: BS: TSA groping your junk From: Melissa Date: 17 Nov 10 - 05:51 PM In several of the videos, it looks like there's some kind of stem-thingy coming up from the floor (or down from the person?!) What is that? |
Subject: RE: BS: TSA groping your junk From: mousethief Date: 17 Nov 10 - 04:30 PM A CBS News poll released Tuesday also showed that a large majority of Americans agree with him. Only 15 percent of respondents said they were opposed to the use of body scanners, with four out of five saying they're in favor." If they're told that's the only way to keep them safe, they will go along with it. But Israel has shown it's not. How many people know about Israel's methods? Do you think if more people knew, they'd be less likely to agree to be subjected to the invasive practices? Shoot, why not just have everybody strip to the buff. The world is full of dicks and c**ts, right? What logic. Olddude I don't know what airports you are flying out of but unless, pulp novels, glossy magazines, 4 dollar cinnamon buns and 5 dollar coffees are weapons that can take down a plane, the measures do provide some safety at the one's I have flown through. The duty free shop is inside the security zone. You could do a lot of damage with a 750 ml bottle. Yes the manufacturer calims there is no physical harm from their enormous X ray machines Of course, they would. ----- Ooooh, okay, touch me again, going the other way. Good, now back. Good, now the other way. Good.... |
Subject: RE: BS: TSA groping your junk From: GUEST,saulgoldie Date: 17 Nov 10 - 04:01 PM So I misspeelt hir naame. Does that mean that my post has no value? And, um, how do you KNOW I don't follow politics? Just wondering...(BTW, from what I remember of some of your posts, we are on the same side of many issues, Ebbie.) Saul Sane, and doing my part to keep fear alive. |
Subject: RE: BS: TSA groping your junk From: olddude Date: 17 Nov 10 - 03:29 PM Saul, LOL ... I will say hi to him since I am flying this weekend myself. After my posts I better show up 4 hours ahead for my strip search |
Subject: RE: BS: TSA groping your junk From: Bill D Date: 17 Nov 10 - 02:41 PM ...and the would be terrorists are just laughing at the money being spent as they plan their train or tunnel attacks. |
Subject: RE: BS: Airline 'Security'--Whoo-hoo! From: Ebbie Date: 17 Nov 10 - 02:39 PM "Janet Paletano"? The person would make more points with me if they got her name right. It is Janet Napolitano. I suspect the writer does not follow US politics. |
Subject: BS: Airline 'Security'--Whoo-hoo! From: GUEST,saulgoldie Date: 17 Nov 10 - 02:06 PM Apologies if a similar thread has already been started; I could not find it. Things to say at the security gate x-rays/pat-down: "Hey, big boy. Looking's free. But if you touch me, it'll be $50." "Hey, does this look like an airport bathroom?!!" (Remember erstwhile Senator Larry Craig.) "You don't touch my naughty bits without giving me your phone number. (Nudge, nudge, wink, wink.)" "Look, sister. You don't float my boat, and my wife (or significant other) is the only one that touches me there." {Passenger says while proceeding to take off ALL his/her clothes,} "Let me make it easier for you. Besides, don't you know those x-rays cause cancer?" "You may look at me if Janet Paletano (Homeland Security Secretary) submits to a free look right here with me. For good measure, President Obama and 'W,' too" "If you touch me, please do it slowly; I take a while to get off." "Do you come here often?/What time do you get off?" (Oooo, double pun/double word score!) "Funny, you don't look gay-ish." "Please smile and face the camera my friend is holding so you will look good on Youtube." "Can I have your job? It looks like much more fun than saying, 'Would you like fries with that?'" "Please feel me to your satisfaction. I am glad to do my part saving America from unscanned cargo and hacker intrusion into the American infrastructure." "Please do a thorough job. There are only three gazillion other passengers waiting for their turn. Lookit all of them smiling!" "If I like it, will you come on the flight with me and pick up where we left off? It is a l-o-n-g flight, and the flight attendants just don't 'serve' like they used to." "If I like it, will you come on the flight with me and pick up where we left off? It is a l-o-n-g flight, and I'll need some on-flight entertainment since they don't give out drinks anymore." "I already did my bit for American security by voting Republican and being unemployed. Let me through." "I'm looking forward to your soft touch. {Winks.} Ever since I got AIDS, noone else will touch me." "Please give me whatever you find 'in there.' I lost something, and I can't even remember what it was." "Please let my friend take a picture of the x-ray, so I can post it on my Facebook page. Oh, and I'll need to post your full name, too, so everyone knows that I am not promiscuous." "Please let my friend take a picture of the x-ray. Oh, and I'll need your full name, too. I am a teacher, and I want to show my students the face of excessive government control of my life and creeping totalitarianism." And on and on it goes. With deepest heartfelt sympathy for my son, who will have to go through this ritual privacy invasion "security theater" in a few days. |
Subject: RE: BS: TSA groping your junk From: gnu Date: 17 Nov 10 - 01:35 PM They cavity search three year old children? That is sickening. Babies too? |
Subject: RE: BS: TSA groping your junk From: Donuel Date: 17 Nov 10 - 01:33 PM PS TSA "Oh lady, we need to tape your mouth shut now" Lady "Why?" TSA You don't want anything getting in your mouth once you are placed in the flight tube" |
Subject: RE: BS: TSA groping your junk From: Donuel Date: 17 Nov 10 - 01:30 PM I thought of those pads this morning!? In the future security will have reached its zenith. Here is a possible exchange with an older person who has not flown in some time.. Lady... "Does that mean I will see other passengers naked?". TSA "NO maam no one will see you naked except for our highly trained professional staff. Lady "When am I going to be knocked out?" TSA "You will have been anesthetized for 20 minutes prior to take off and not notice a thing as you are loaded into one of the bomb proof steel tubes, along with 20 other passengers." Lady "My ticket says something about showers?! Why do we have to submit to showers at the end of the flight?" TSA "Since you will have been given a laxative to elimate any intestinal bomb threats any residue of yours or others will be cleaned via the shower conveyor belt" Lady "When will I be awakened? TSA "As soon as you are re united with your luggage, or in the case of lost luggage, within 3 weeks." |
Subject: RE: BS: TSA groping your junk From: bobad Date: 17 Nov 10 - 01:09 PM There's always someone looking to make a buck: Flying Pasties. |
Subject: RE: BS: TSA groping your junk From: Donuel Date: 17 Nov 10 - 01:02 PM Regarding the true amount of incredible detail the Air Port topical scanners produce: It seems there is a recent effort to make people believe that there is no detail or even a discernable image made by scanners. Recently submitting examples of blurred blob like X ray scan images in many U tube additions are BS. To try to fool people and blatently lie is the standard way people and authorities deal with issues. Do not be fooled by the recent blizzard of phoney blurry images by airport X Ray machines.\It is BS Fooling 20% of the people all the time is somthing you can count on. Not getting fooled is hard work but it does pay off over time.
The only controversy on this new police policy is that of |
Subject: RE: BS: TSA groping your junk From: Arthur_itus Date: 17 Nov 10 - 12:41 PM Blimey, having been handled by the urologist with a flexible cystoscopy about 40 times in my lifetime a TSA is chicken feed. |
Subject: RE: BS: TSA groping your junk From: olddude Date: 17 Nov 10 - 10:46 AM Jack it is an illusion if you think that is all that is there. It is a sea of weapons for someone who was trained to see them ... sadly .. that is why we need security at the plane not at the entrance |
Subject: RE: BS: TSA groping your junk From: Jack the Sailor Date: 17 Nov 10 - 10:12 AM Olddude I don't know what airports you are flying out of but unless, pulp novels, glossy magazines, 4 dollar cinnamon buns and 5 dollar coffees are weapons that can take down a plane, the measures do provide some safety at the one's I have flown through. I have to hand it to Al Qaeda though, first the shoe bomber, then the crotch bomber, they are making it less and less pleasant to fly. |
Subject: RE: BS: TSA groping your junk From: olddude Date: 17 Nov 10 - 09:00 AM Bob, I agree, I would gladly let them look at my junk anytime. If what they do really adds to security, but as I pointed out the location of where they do it makes all the difference. It is insane to check people at the gate then let them loose on a shopping trip before getting on the aircraft. You get a dozen folks now flying with God knows what. Do the scan, that is fine, get the agents heads on right so young girls and kids don't have to see what I did. And do it were it really will make us safe. Then and only them will it make sense. Right now it is just naked picture taking for pleasure cause you are not stopping anything |
Subject: RE: BS: TSA groping your junk From: Bobert Date: 17 Nov 10 - 08:39 AM Doesn't matter where you set up the scanner, Oldster... If a computer is doing the search, who cares... But I like Kendall's idea... You got explosives then you walk thru a detonator and... Bang, bang, yer dead... Works fir me... B~ |
Subject: RE: BS: TSA groping your junk From: olddude Date: 17 Nov 10 - 08:20 AM But Bob, if they scan you at check in and not at the boarding it is meaningless .. protects you against nothing. |
Subject: RE: BS: TSA groping your junk From: kendall Date: 17 Nov 10 - 08:19 AM How about a scanner that automatically detonates any explosive device that is on your person? |
Subject: RE: BS: TSA groping your junk From: bobad Date: 17 Nov 10 - 07:54 AM "A CBS News poll released Tuesday also showed that a large majority of Americans agree with him. Only 15 percent of respondents said they were opposed to the use of body scanners, with four out of five saying they're in favor." http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2010/11/officials-defend-airport-body-scans-poll-shows-overwhelming-majority-favor/ |
Subject: RE: BS: TSA groping your junk From: Bobert Date: 17 Nov 10 - 07:39 AM So here's my idea... Develop scanning programs where no one actually is "checkin' you out" unless the computer picks up on something that is suspicious... (But, Boberdz... Then you'd have lecther-pudders...) Really??? Lets get serious here... The scanners expose you to less X-rays than actually the act of flying at 50,000 feet... Lets get real here, Part 2... I mean, everyone has this certain attachment to their own sexual parts but there are hundreds of millions of these things in the world... I mean, the world is full of vaginas and penises... It's far less invasive to walk thru a detector and have a pudder program look for bombs than it is to have someone gropin' on ya'... Think they just need to tweek on this a little... What I don't understand are folks who are perfectly willing to (in the name of freedom) to fly with people who have bombs in their BVDs??? B~ |
Subject: RE: BS: TSA groping your junk From: olddude Date: 17 Nov 10 - 07:31 AM I will go back to my original post since we now see it does nothing to help us security wise. The hot young college blond who was just trying to go back to school is now most likely a screen saver for some TSA back slapping chuckling idiot. |
Subject: RE: BS: TSA groping your junk From: olddude Date: 17 Nov 10 - 07:24 AM Ebbie you are right and only an amateur would try and "bring something on their person" I won't go into more detail as I do not wish to help bad guys but the system is terribly broken and billions of dollars are being wasted. The whole point it to make the traveling public feel they are safe when that is far from the truth. We need serious people with skills to look at it and fix it so those traveling are as safe as we can get. You folks are right, Israel has it right and we do little of what they do. By the way, every flight on an Israeli aircraft has a marshal. How many of them could we pay for if we didn't piss our dollars away on a useless piece of "security" equipment that does nothing to help the cause |
Subject: RE: BS: TSA groping your junk From: Ebbie Date: 17 Nov 10 - 03:11 AM "Post above re having a machine showing only "hardware" - that would be useless since the explosives are not "hard"; only a pin-sized insert and a transmitter elsewhere can cause a pretty good "ka-boom," and not the comic strip type, either." Q I used 'hardware' in the sense of alien objects, Q, as might have occurred to you. So, I'll ask again: In what way does 'hardware' need to be attached to a visible body in order to be detected? Anybody? |
Subject: RE: BS: TSA groping your junk From: mousethief Date: 17 Nov 10 - 02:18 AM The thing is, this is completely unnecessary. The Israeli security force has been completely successful since 2002 in the most terrorist-fraught country in the world without pornographic x-ray machines or groping. Read here. "We have to do this for your safety" is just incorrect. It's a lie. They had to do that to pump money into somebody's uncle's machine-making company, more like. (and telling somebody who was sexually assaulted as a child they should just let some stranger grope their bits and get over it? subhuman.) |