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BS: Mornington Cresent

Roughyed 16 Jul 03 - 05:36 PM
John MacKenzie 16 Jul 03 - 04:52 PM
Micca 16 Jul 03 - 04:04 PM
Shelley C 16 Jul 03 - 03:53 PM
Phot 16 Jul 03 - 03:36 PM
John MacKenzie 16 Jul 03 - 03:24 PM
JudeL 16 Jul 03 - 03:01 PM
Mr Red 16 Jul 03 - 02:27 PM
MMario 16 Jul 03 - 11:09 AM
Dave Bryant 16 Jul 03 - 10:52 AM
HuwG 16 Jul 03 - 09:07 AM
Dave Bryant 16 Jul 03 - 05:58 AM
GUEST,Guest Ken Livingston 16 Jul 03 - 04:59 AM
John MacKenzie 16 Jul 03 - 04:56 AM
Gareth 15 Jul 03 - 07:33 PM
Edain 15 Jul 03 - 07:08 PM
Micca 15 Jul 03 - 07:02 PM
Shelley C 15 Jul 03 - 04:11 PM
lady penelope 15 Jul 03 - 03:32 PM
Edain 15 Jul 03 - 03:18 PM
John MacKenzie 15 Jul 03 - 08:03 AM
HuwG 15 Jul 03 - 05:16 AM
John MacKenzie 15 Jul 03 - 04:46 AM
GUEST,gnomad (sans cookie) 15 Jul 03 - 03:06 AM
JudeL 15 Jul 03 - 02:49 AM
Lanfranc 14 Jul 03 - 07:06 PM
Phot 14 Jul 03 - 02:52 PM
Micca 14 Jul 03 - 02:48 PM
Phot 14 Jul 03 - 02:13 PM
lady penelope 14 Jul 03 - 01:47 PM
Micca 14 Jul 03 - 01:14 PM
John MacKenzie 14 Jul 03 - 12:28 PM
Dave Bryant 14 Jul 03 - 11:53 AM
Micca 14 Jul 03 - 09:53 AM
nickp 14 Jul 03 - 09:44 AM
HuwG 14 Jul 03 - 08:37 AM
Keith A of Hertford 14 Jul 03 - 07:48 AM
GUEST,Mrs Trellis 14 Jul 03 - 07:48 AM
John MacKenzie 14 Jul 03 - 07:12 AM
JudeL 14 Jul 03 - 06:49 AM
Lanfranc 14 Jul 03 - 06:12 AM
John MacKenzie 14 Jul 03 - 05:06 AM
Stu 14 Jul 03 - 04:42 AM
The Walrus 14 Jul 03 - 01:55 AM
Guessed 13 Jul 03 - 07:04 PM
Phot 13 Jul 03 - 06:00 PM
Lanfranc 13 Jul 03 - 05:22 PM
Col K 13 Jul 03 - 03:42 PM
Guessed 13 Jul 03 - 09:11 AM
John MacKenzie 13 Jul 03 - 08:28 AM

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Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Cresent
From: Roughyed
Date: 16 Jul 03 - 05:36 PM

I think you've left an opening for the Manchester Victoria sidereal diversion so, Oldham Mumps


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Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Cresent
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 16 Jul 03 - 04:52 PM

Is this him?
Mr & Mrs I C U Agenn and their sons Sven and Will.

Isle of Dogs for Barking


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Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Cresent
From: Micca
Date: 16 Jul 03 - 04:04 PM

ah now !!!! that suggest Carpenders Park, of course!


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Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Cresent
From: Shelley C
Date: 16 Jul 03 - 03:53 PM

I think everyone has forgotten that we're supposed to be playing by North Circular rules. So to bring it all back on track ... Hatton Cross.

And I'd like to know whatever happened to Sven?


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Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Cresent
From: Phot
Date: 16 Jul 03 - 03:36 PM

Taking the liberty of using the 1923 post grouping rule, GWR!!

HA!! Never even blew me hat off!!

Oh yes,...Paddington!

Get out of that one Micca!

Chris


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Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Cresent
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 16 Jul 03 - 03:24 PM

Samantha recently bought an old Rock Ola juke box, so she went to the record library for some 45s. She found however that her hole in the middle was too small. The two old gentlemen in the record library helped by getting the middle bits out so they would fit her box.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Cresent
From: JudeL
Date: 16 Jul 03 - 03:01 PM

or Cutty Sark


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Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Cresent
From: Mr Red
Date: 16 Jul 03 - 02:27 PM

Shoebury? In someones rear end? Just for kicks?

I don't think anyone has done a Fairlop


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Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Cresent
From: MMario
Date: 16 Jul 03 - 11:09 AM

Under the Colonial Visitor's Rules;being that it is before noon in my time zone - and using the third tuesday exchange format:

Shoeburyness Basildon via Upminster


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Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Cresent
From: Dave Bryant
Date: 16 Jul 03 - 10:52 AM

Well, Samantha often has the Hump by the sound of it.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Cresent
From: HuwG
Date: 16 Jul 03 - 09:07 AM

From Praca de Commercio, hmmm ...

Besses o' th' Barn (using the GMPT additions to the original LTE rules)


Will you please welcome Mr. and Mrs. Ofthecountydown, and their daughter, Hester.



By the way, when playing Pick-up Song (when the backing track fades, leaving the contestant to sing along until the backing track cuts in again), the backing track is played on a turntable, as some old tracks have yet to be converted to CD. The BBC has a large collection of old LP's and 78's, but these are stored in a basement and over the years have accumulated a lot of dust and wax. Before each show, the presenter goes to the basement with Samantha and watches while she cleans the dust and wax off in the dark.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Cresent
From: Dave Bryant
Date: 16 Jul 03 - 05:58 AM

Gareth, I think you could have probably got away with STRAND using LTE 1970 rules.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Cresent
From: GUEST,Guest Ken Livingston
Date: 16 Jul 03 - 04:59 AM

Mr Micca Sir
I'm afraid that the numbers in Mornington Crescent do not go up to 100. Sorry to be the bearer of bad newts.
Cuddly Ken


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Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Cresent
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 16 Jul 03 - 04:56 AM

Praca de Commercio.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Cresent
From: Gareth
Date: 15 Jul 03 - 07:33 PM

Bugger - Micca's got me, it will have to be Chrstal Palace (High Level) Sorry SR 1936 rules.

Woops - Its Mr and Mrs Broadway, and thier cool son E Ling.

Gareth


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Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Cresent
From: Edain
Date: 15 Jul 03 - 07:08 PM

hmmmm. I thought we were playing with rule 12A


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Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Cresent
From: Micca
Date: 15 Jul 03 - 07:02 PM

100   MORNINGTON CRESCENT!!!!!


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Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Cresent
From: Shelley C
Date: 15 Jul 03 - 04:11 PM

Mr and Mrs Slow-West and their dog, 'Hound'


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Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Cresent
From: lady penelope
Date: 15 Jul 03 - 03:32 PM

Ah, but if you hang a left over Suicide bridge and invoke the Coroners ruling you can hit Crouch end in no time.

Nookie on the archers, where will it all end...............

TTFN Lady P.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Cresent
From: Edain
Date: 15 Jul 03 - 03:18 PM

HuwG, as a result of your move to East Acton you've not only polarised the Central line but you've also put me in knip, good move.

The only move I can feasibly take is Highgate


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Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Cresent
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 15 Jul 03 - 08:03 AM

Mr and Mrs Ascot, with their pet water otter, and some other geyser.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Cresent
From: HuwG
Date: 15 Jul 03 - 05:16 AM

Hmmm ... a zoo stop only introduces complications if the Repeat Exhibition rule applies, in which case I would have to arrange matters so that the next move but four would allow the participant to go to, for example, Berlin Tiergarten.

However, since this is not an Olympic year ... East Acton !




Please welcome also, Mr and Mrs Lee-OurRivers, and their son Owen.

And from the Fortune-Tellers' stall, Miss Ticklipstick.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Cresent
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 15 Jul 03 - 04:46 AM

Sete Rios, it's the best station if you want to visit the zoo.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Cresent
From: GUEST,gnomad (sans cookie)
Date: 15 Jul 03 - 03:06 AM

Bempton (Northbound only)

And at the risk of getting diverted to another game...

Theodolite

It's too early for work.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Cresent
From: JudeL
Date: 15 Jul 03 - 02:49 AM

Make way for Mr & Mrs Side's son Stan A.

and have some sympathy for the tinitus sufferer: Mr & Mrs Ringin's daughter Isobel

I believe the next few moves before making the Canary Wharf should have been to Bank around the Oxford Circus ( but only if you are above a certain height) and thus onto Turnham Green after which you may feel the need for Canada Water or perhaps Cyprus (yes matron a small glass will do nicely)


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Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Cresent
From: Lanfranc
Date: 14 Jul 03 - 07:06 PM

Canary Wharf

Samantha's feeling a little deflated, but her deflation cooled the air momentarily.

Mr & Mrs Havinga-Heatwave and their son, Weir

Pleading the Loving Spoonful amendment:

Mr & Mrs Meehan-Rainontheroof and their son, Ewan

Alan


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Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Cresent
From: Phot
Date: 14 Jul 03 - 02:52 PM

Close,....But no cigar!!

Chris


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Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Cresent
From: Micca
Date: 14 Jul 03 - 02:48 PM

well, Phot, someone has to jump in and say......

















Neasden


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Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Cresent
From: Phot
Date: 14 Jul 03 - 02:13 PM

Invoking the quad esclator rule, Waterloo!

Well, you can't beat going deep on a hot day!!

Chris:>}


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Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Cresent
From: lady penelope
Date: 14 Jul 03 - 01:47 PM

I have cast the stones and it is favourable for Wapping stairs. Port of London Authority Insistence rule.


Well, Mrs Trellis, it's all very mysterious, Foursquare didn't show up at the pub, did he?.............................Dadadadadadada, dadadadadaada.............................


TTFN Lady P.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Cresent
From: Micca
Date: 14 Jul 03 - 01:14 PM

Mr and Mrs Ham and their sons West, East and Lewis


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Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Cresent
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 14 Jul 03 - 12:28 PM

Bring me the head and shoulders of Dolly sill.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Cresent
From: Dave Bryant
Date: 14 Jul 03 - 11:53 AM

Mr amd Mrs Heathway and their sons Dagwood and Hamilton, usually known as Dag an' Ham Heathway.

Mr & Mrs Islington and their beautiful daughter, Angel.

Mr & Mrs Dale and their son, Colin.

The Chicago gangster, Al Perton.

Mr & Mrs Vale and their son, Perry.

The Junction brothers, Will, Les, Den.

Mr & Mrs Salrise and their son, Ken.

Mr & Mrs More and their son, Stan.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Cresent
From: Micca
Date: 14 Jul 03 - 09:53 AM

Mr and Mrs Circus and their banjo playing daughter Picker Dilly
Mr and Mrs Ston and their son Hugh
Mr and Mrs Mond and their son Rich
Mr and Mrs on-the Hill and their son Harry
also Mr and Mrs Hill and their stuck up daughter, Prim Rose


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Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Cresent
From: nickp
Date: 14 Jul 03 - 09:44 AM

Mr and Mrs Wallcarpetting and their son Walter.....


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Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Cresent
From: HuwG
Date: 14 Jul 03 - 08:37 AM

Is Chancery Lane a valid move from Bakerloo ? (It is still a blindingly hot day).


And from Ireland, please welcome Mr. and Mrs. Keyroad-Todublin, and their daughter, Thora.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Cresent
From: Keith A of Hertford
Date: 14 Jul 03 - 07:48 AM

The Times are all here.

There is Sam R. (he's easy)
And Ard Times (hope he'll come again no more)

Be careful, here's their renegade brother from the Rockies,
the wild mountain Time.
What a bunch!


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Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Cresent
From: GUEST,Mrs Trellis
Date: 14 Jul 03 - 07:48 AM

Dear Linda

Please tell us who Four Square really is.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Cresent
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 14 Jul 03 - 07:12 AM

Partick


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Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Cresent
From: JudeL
Date: 14 Jul 03 - 06:49 AM

It being an exceptionally hot day : bakerloo


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Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Cresent
From: Lanfranc
Date: 14 Jul 03 - 06:12 AM

Palmers Green


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Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Cresent
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 14 Jul 03 - 05:06 AM

The Clockwork Orange gambit.
Kinning Park.
Giok


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Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Cresent
From: Stu
Date: 14 Jul 03 - 04:42 AM

Pinner.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Cresent
From: The Walrus
Date: 14 Jul 03 - 01:55 AM

Guessed,

Mr Janus?
I seem to remember the Goons (briefly) introduced another Hugh to their show, one Mr Jampton.

Now please welcome Mr & Mrs Croom-Ballads and their Kipling obsessed son Barry.

Walrus


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Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Cresent
From: Guessed
Date: 13 Jul 03 - 07:04 PM

Make a gap - Stand well back and wave yer handkerchieves for the snivelling Mr Hughes but you can call him Hutch. Bless him.

and while we are on the subject of Hugh - here's Mr Janus.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Cresent
From: Phot
Date: 13 Jul 03 - 06:00 PM

Waterloo, via the Jubilee line,...But its not as good as the old Bakerloo!!

Chris


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Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Cresent
From: Lanfranc
Date: 13 Jul 03 - 05:22 PM

I'm getting an ephemeral feeling (having just missed posting # 69)...

Aldwych

Playing the Rogers-Hammerstein variant..

Mr & Mrs Chantered-Evening and their son Sam-Juan.

Mr & Mrs Nutting-Lykadaym and their lovely daughter Therys

Mr & Mrs Neva-Walker-Lone and their son Jules

Mr & Mrs Weiss and their son Edel

I could go on, and on, and on, but won't

MIND THE GAP!!

Alan


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Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Cresent
From: Col K
Date: 13 Jul 03 - 03:42 PM

East Lancs gambit is OK now,(After 8.30pm on a Sunday )
Therefore
Rose Grove.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Cresent
From: Guessed
Date: 13 Jul 03 - 09:11 AM

Mark Cohen

visit http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio4/comedy and look for the Message Board Mornington Crescent

BUT don't expect to post swearwords like URL or www on the message board it is moderated with anything but a moderate hand.

You are a bit late for the program but there may be a "you missed it but listen to this" blickie somewhere. When it is being broadcast there is one and I might just have an MP3 of one program if you really want it - PM me here. - I may be sometime returning though.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Cresent
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 13 Jul 03 - 08:28 AM

There's a joke not worth steelin'
Giok


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