BS: Olddude heart attack

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: frogprince
Date: 12 Jun 14 - 05:28 PM

"I home..."

Me so happy 'cause you is !

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: olddude
Date: 12 Jun 14 - 04:58 PM

Lol no wiener dogs fer bait. No I am not allowed to do shit till I heal up so I been winding new line on the big gear. My buddy and I use big suckers for bait on big muskie gotta catch some next week when I can move better they work great but ya gotta have heavy gear monster muskie will give you fight like ya neverseen before

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: GUEST
Date: 12 Jun 14 - 04:05 PM

Great news.

BM

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Jun 14 - 03:42 PM

Wiener dogs make good bait too, but they're hard to keep on the hook -- or get on the hook because they tend to bite and squirm and yip and run away. But anyway,this one's for Olddude (and anyone else weird enough to appreciate it).

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: gnu
Date: 12 Jun 14 - 01:34 PM

YAY! So very glad to hear the great news, Dan.

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: olddude
Date: 12 Jun 14 - 01:25 PM

I home yer right feeling wild and wooley

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: GUEST
Date: 12 Jun 14 - 07:30 AM

Remember, bring green jello.

BM

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: ChanteyLass
Date: 11 Jun 14 - 09:45 PM

I thought Dan's telling us he was hugging a wiener dog meant he had been sprung from the hospital. I usually don't mind being told I'm wrong, but in this case I hope I'm right!

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: gnu
Date: 11 Jun 14 - 07:53 PM

...or take er to the hop

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: frogprince
Date: 11 Jun 14 - 07:08 PM

DUM dum DUM dum DUM dum
DUM dum Dum dum DUM dum DUM dum
At the Hop...At the Hop...

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: gnu
Date: 11 Jun 14 - 05:19 PM

Yo Dan! When do ya get sprung from the Hop?

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: Ebbie
Date: 11 Jun 14 - 03:04 PM

Oh, I can just imagine Dan stirring up a batch of jello.

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: GUEST
Date: 11 Jun 14 - 01:43 PM

Dan, this one's for you.

BM

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: Ebbie
Date: 11 Jun 14 - 12:55 PM

Ah ha! You're better!

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: olddude
Date: 11 Jun 14 - 12:29 PM

Omg the horror hell with that heart pillow I am just using a wiener dog

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: Rapparee
Date: 11 Jun 14 - 11:27 AM

He uses these for bait -- and if he's skunked he eats them.

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: David C. Carter
Date: 11 Jun 14 - 03:37 AM

It's that Lime Green Jell-O you use as bait makes 'em glow in the dark!

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: frogprince
Date: 10 Jun 14 - 04:45 PM

Like they say, "with friends like these, who needs enemas?"

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: olddude
Date: 10 Jun 14 - 01:06 PM

Lol ok yer killing me. We can fish here in the east however they may still glow in the dark

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: Rapparee
Date: 10 Jun 14 - 10:07 AM

Okay, I shan't tell you more about my life in The West. Actually, the fishing is lousy, what you keep tastes like mud, and everything glows in the dark from the radiation. If you do go fishing you'll probably return broke because bandits will have taken everything you own (ever walk through sagebrush and stuff stark naked while dodging Girl Scouts out collecting plant specimens for a merit badge?) Actually, the fish never develop beyond the fertilized egg stage, so they're too small to deal with. The sun beats down on your fruitless fishing until you're driving four feet into the volcanic sand the cover the entire West and eventually a cow will come and poop on your head.

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: gnu
Date: 10 Jun 14 - 06:05 AM

Buddy : "Wassa bag limit?"
Udder Buddy : "Much as a bag will 'old, zir."

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: Sandra in Sydney
Date: 10 Jun 14 - 05:35 AM

very fishy stories!

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: olddude
Date: 10 Jun 14 - 12:14 AM

Yer killing me rap god... Ok ya going fishing with me. Muskie sturgeon maybe one of those monsters garr fish. River monsters like the guy on tv.. We have all caught countless game fish. Time now for heavy gear and big boys

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: Rapparee
Date: 10 Jun 14 - 12:02 AM

Why do you laugh at a true tale? Would you laugh if I told you about the trout I caught -- 32 pound Cutthroat. Naturally I wanted to keep it, but I was a good boy and turned it loose again. It was so grateful that all the rest of that Summer all I'd have to do is show up at the Ole Fishin' Spot and that trout would not only show me where the other fish were AND indicate what they were biting on, but would sometimes get so exasperated with me that it would just flip a couple nice sized ones on shore for me. Never exceeded the fishing regs limits, either (all you can catch plus one).

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: gnu
Date: 09 Jun 14 - 07:26 PM

We got sturgeon in the Saint John watershed, Dan. Big buggers! Okay... fish story... Labrador.

So, we put to shore fer a boilup. Dan is about thigh deep in the lake and fishin. He takes a piss and the red devil is about a foot over the water while he holds the rod between his legs. Well, both of them, I guess but his legs are holding the fishing rod secure. A huge pike swims between his legs from behind, breaks water and nails the red devil lure and takes off. Dan is pissin all over, including on himself. He grabs the fishing rod and reels in the pike and whips it back on shore about 20 feet in the woods. The air was blue. He marched back into the woods and, well, the pike didn't make it... not even to the BBQ. Raven meat.

I got pics of that day... somewhere. Sigh.

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: olddude
Date: 09 Jun 14 - 02:15 PM

Lol I know you got some big ones there four footer my biggest but not trophy I want five footer hard to find here anymore. You brit guys have something called a wells catfish that's a monster saw a guy on tv land one I got some big channel cats but nothing the size of a wells

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: GUEST
Date: 09 Jun 14 - 01:50 PM

I think Rapparee's exaggerating. I'm not ;-)

BM

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: olddude
Date: 09 Jun 14 - 01:22 PM

Hey can't stop laughing ouch thats just mean where did I leave that damn heart pillow Lol q was right they should have used my 992b hell that would keep time to the pump

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: Rapparee
Date: 09 Jun 14 - 12:24 PM

So that means that which doesn't make you stronger kills you? Don't buy into that!

Caught a big crappie on a #7 fly rod the other day, using a #64 black gnat I tied myself. Fought that fish for 18 straight hours, never once stopping for anything. Water level in reservoir fell 17 feet when I pulled it out, so I had to do catch and release. The crappie tossed me my limit in 30 pound salmon as a way of saying thanks.

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: GUEST
Date: 09 Jun 14 - 12:01 PM

Dan, we use muskellunge, up here to tow our water skiers. So you have some idea, guys are getting ready to use the fry they're holding to bait the hook.

BM

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: GUEST,RB
Date: 09 Jun 14 - 11:34 AM

and then there was the elusive Humphrey/Muskie back in '68, but the Nixon/Agnew was a lot more fishy

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: Lonesome EJ
Date: 09 Jun 14 - 11:20 AM

Dan, what doesn't kill you makes you stronger, although it may be hard to tell the difference right now. Thinking of you, friend!

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: Musket
Date: 09 Jun 14 - 08:29 AM

Whaddu mean Muskie fishing??

My bottom lip protrudes enough as it is!



All the best Dan. You'll feel 10 years younger soon, trust me.

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: gnu
Date: 09 Jun 14 - 08:23 AM

First chance I get, Dan. Thanks for the invite.

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: GUEST
Date: 09 Jun 14 - 08:11 AM

You got it my friend.

BM

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: olddude
Date: 08 Jun 14 - 10:15 PM

I will come up and get ya we can go fishing big time how about it Bruce

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: GUEST
Date: 08 Jun 14 - 08:59 PM

Well, you got your spirit back. Uh, let me rephrase that. Great to see you with your sense of humour intact. Keep on getting well, Dan.

BM

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: olddude
Date: 08 Jun 14 - 08:09 PM

Come muskie fishing with me my buddy found some monsters. Got my heavyweight gear set up but I got a lot more healing. I am doing well my beloved friends docs still can't figure out why I didn't die and end up with limited damage maybe just lucky or God wants to see the muskie Lol

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: ChanteyLass
Date: 08 Jun 14 - 02:20 PM

Aw, shucks, Dan. I hope it hurts less and less every minute. I'm glad you've got that pillow to hug, but I'll be more glad when you don't need it!

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: gnu
Date: 08 Jun 14 - 02:00 PM

I found it! Bad news. It was in a cardboard box beside the corner of the basement with the crack in the concrete wall. 32 books are ruined with water damage. I am gutted at the loss of those books. Gotta call around for quotes to fix the water leakage. It doesn't leak much but it does leak enough to destroy a box of books which were on the floor over six years or so.

I hope today finds you better than yesterday... EVERYday.

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: KT
Date: 08 Jun 14 - 01:41 PM

The pain will pass, Dan. Keep on takin' care of that big ol' heart of yours! We're all rootin' for ya!
KT

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: olddude
Date: 08 Jun 14 - 12:33 PM

Thanks bro but no more smoking for this guy some learn the easy way some much harder three weeks so far no miss it either I got get better soon my buddy found a fishing hole with five footer muskies been wanting to tangle with one of those monsters for years

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: GUEST,RB
Date: 08 Jun 14 - 11:49 AM

Hey Wabash Kid, get better soon.
If you gonna smoke, try to stick to the green stuff.
That Virginia fine cut and Kentucky white burley will have you chasing the dragon right up Smokey's ass,
and that's a dark and shitty place,,,,, so I've been told.
Heal up well. The music will help.

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: Ebbie
Date: 08 Jun 14 - 11:26 AM

And a Good mornin'! to you, Dan. Today is the day you will start to feel better. OK?

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: Ebbie
Date: 08 Jun 14 - 02:10 AM

You make me hurt. Hope tomorrow is significantly better.

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: olddude
Date: 08 Jun 14 - 01:52 AM

Yeah I should never listen to spaw oh Dan it doesn't hurt much only a little when you cough. Damn what drugs did ya get my brother. I cough holding the ass heart pillow and wake up in space some where

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: gnu
Date: 07 Jun 14 - 10:02 PM

Why didn't I think of this before? Dan... get yer ass on Amazon and order a copy of "Trout Magic" by Robert Traver. It's a wonderful book. Just what you need during recovery. I searched for it for a half hour so I could try to get my copy to you but finding anything in this mess I call my house is like looking for a needle in a hay field. Seriously, the book is a gem but trying to find my copy in this house is like trying to get trout to bite on bait in a warm south wind in late June and in July and August. Gramps used to laugh at us and say, "Nah. You young fellahs walk the brook. I'll stay home and cook beans and bread because that's what we'll be havin fer supper. Work up an appetite." Gramps knew what he was talkin about. The olddudes always do.

I hope each day finds you healing faster and stronger.

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: Leadfingers
Date: 07 Jun 14 - 08:18 PM

I know about Hay Fever sneezing and acracked rib , so I feel I CAN sympathise about the couhing mate !

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: GUEST,pete from seven stars link
Date: 07 Jun 14 - 05:52 PM

wishing you a sure and steady recovery.   pete.

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: KT
Date: 07 Jun 14 - 01:46 PM

Oh dear, just seeing this thread now. SO glad you're on the mend, Dan. Will keep the prayers flowing for your continued healing.
KT