Fake but fun Books and Authors.

Subject: RE: Fake but fun Books and Authors.
From: Lonesome EJ
Date: 06 Oct 07 - 02:41 AM

Random Category by Miss Elaine Eeyus

Great thread!

Subject: RE: Fake but fun Books and Authors.
From: GUEST,Bill the sound
Date: 05 Oct 07 - 09:01 PM

Divorce by Marianne Lever
Hostile Cats by Claude Hands

Subject: RE: Fake but fun Books and Authors.
From: The Walrus
Date: 05 Oct 07 - 06:24 AM

"The Russian Chipendales"         - Serge Trousersof
"Overcoming bladder problems"    - I.P. Freely
"Increase You Penis Size!"       - Hugh Jampton
"The Scottish Regiments"          - C. Forthylandas
"Musical Entertainment in Sikhism"- Dansan Singh
"British Army Field Ovens"       - Tommy Cooker
"US Army Field Equipment of WW2" - G.I. Issue
"Making Plans"                   - Ivor Nidea

Subject: RE: Fake but fun Books and Authors.
From: Mr Red
Date: 05 Oct 07 - 03:16 AM

I thought the Joy of Sex was by Dr Alex Comfort
not as funny but a real book, Mr Comfort died a year or so back.

Subject: RE: Fake but fun Books and Authors.
From: GUEST
Date: 04 Oct 07 - 02:26 PM

"Sex for Dummies" by Peter Gozinia

Subject: RE: Fake but fun Books and Authors.
From: Pseudolus
Date: 04 Oct 07 - 02:23 PM

How about.....

Whale Oil Beef Hooked by I.M. Amazed
The joy of Sex by Heywood Jablome

Subject: RE: Fake but fun Books and Authors.
From: Geordie-Peorgie
Date: 04 Oct 07 - 01:48 PM

"The Indian Lesbian" by Minjeeta

Subject: RE: Fake but fun Books and Authors.
From: Cool Beans
Date: 03 Oct 07 - 05:52 PM

"Advanced Microphone Technology," by Chaim Pedence

Subject: RE: Fake but fun Books and Authors.
From: GUEST,Neil D
Date: 03 Oct 07 - 01:39 PM

"Too Soon Comes Love" by Justin Cider

Subject: RE: Fake but fun Books and Authors.
From: Riginslinger
Date: 03 Oct 07 - 01:20 PM

The oldest one I know is:
"The Yellow River," by I. P. Freely

Subject: RE: Fake but fun Books and Authors.
From: Donuel
Date: 03 Oct 07 - 01:10 PM

The oldest one I know is


The Tiger's Revenge

by Claude Balls

Subject: RE: Fake but fun Books and Authors.
From: Desert Dancer
Date: 03 Oct 07 - 12:56 PM

Amos, check the top of the thread!

Subject: RE: Fake but fun Books and Authors.
From: Greg B
Date: 02 Oct 07 - 03:17 PM

We did a whole list of spoofs of titles by Fr. John Powell SJ
after it became clear that the humanist Catholic guru had
a long history of diddling girls and women.

Like "The Secret of Staying in Bed"
Or "He Touched Me [Down There]"
Or "Fully Human. Fully Alive. Fully Aroused"

Subject: RE: Fake but fun Books and Authors.
From: GUEST,Neil D
Date: 02 Oct 07 - 01:10 PM

"Stickett Inn" by Dewey Chambers

Subject: RE: Fake but fun Books and Authors.
From: Splott Man
Date: 01 Oct 07 - 11:11 AM

Coarse Fishing by Courtney Bigguns-Lately

Subject: RE: Fake but fun Books and Authors.
From: Bryn Pugh
Date: 01 Oct 07 - 11:06 AM

'A Level Sodomy Revision Notes' by Ben Dover and Phil McCaverty

Subject: RE: Fake but fun Books and Authors.
From: Amos
Date: 01 Oct 07 - 10:26 AM

Why haven't I seen those ancient hoary versions from grade school? "Wildcat's Revenge" by Claude Bawlz, "The Yalu River" by I.P. Daly, and so on?

They had us rolling in the lunchroom aisles back in fifth grade.


A

Subject: RE: Fake but fun Books and Authors.
From: catspaw49
Date: 01 Oct 07 - 10:05 AM

"Curing Erectile Dysfunction" by Hugh G. Recshon

"Our Third World Brothers" by Dwight Mannsburden

"Past the Missionary Position" by Connie Lingus

"Sex on the Flip Side" by Anna Lingus

"24 Hours-48 Women" by Red Ruffensore



Spaw

Subject: RE: Fake but fun Books and Authors.
From: Linda Kelly
Date: 01 Oct 07 - 09:47 AM

'The Frenchman's Sandal' by Phillipe Feloppe

Subject: RE: Fake but fun Books and Authors.
From: Genie
Date: 01 Oct 07 - 09:39 AM

"Not Tonight, Dear" by I. Chava Cheadache

"Introductory Jurisprudence" by Habie S. Corpis and Rita Mandamus

"Why I Love The ACLU" by Cybill Liberties

"Human Resources Manual" by Hiram N. Firam

"Dating For Dummies" by A. Horace Gudanoff

"Why I Hire A CPA" by I. Kenny Count

Subject: RE: Fake but fun Books and Authors.
From: Bryn Pugh
Date: 01 Oct 07 - 08:19 AM

'Russian Rugby Tales', by I Kikabolokov

'Puddles under the bed', by R Jerry Leeks

Subject: RE: Fake but fun Books and Authors.
From: PMB
Date: 01 Oct 07 - 04:51 AM

Self Defence for Women by Nora Bolokov
The Trouble With Dogs by Sonia Schuh

Subject: RE: Fake but fun Books and Authors.
From: wysiwyg
Date: 30 Sep 07 - 02:03 PM

Lowfat Cooking by the Count of Monte Crisco

~S~

Subject: RE: Fake but fun Books and Authors.
From: Rapparee
Date: 30 Sep 07 - 01:55 PM

Long Yellow River by I. P. Freely.

Subject: RE: Fake but fun Books and Authors.
From: GUEST,282RA
Date: 30 Sep 07 - 11:14 AM

"Military Hygiene" by Pvt. Harry Partz

"Chronic Flatulence" by Iva Grossbaum

"Talking Crap" by Nas T. Lippschitz

Subject: RE: Fake but fun Books and Authors.
From: Rapparee
Date: 30 Sep 07 - 11:13 AM

Under the bleachers by Seymour Butts

Subject: RE: Fake but fun Books and Authors.
From: Chris Green
Date: 30 Sep 07 - 10:51 AM

Life in a Public School by Roger McCrevis

Subject: RE: Fake but fun Books and Authors.
From: van lingle
Date: 30 Sep 07 - 05:05 AM

"Sex for Dummies" by Ivana Mannequin

Subject: RE: Fake but fun Books and Authors.
From: Fliss
Date: 30 Sep 07 - 03:51 AM

"Stormy Crossing" by Eileen Dover and Eva Lott
"Fun on your own" by Paul Mycock
"Floating Downstream" by A.S.Upwards
"Quick Flush" by W.C.Chain
"Popular Radiophonics" by Mike Rowfone and Ann Plifier
"Percussive Music" by Cy le Fone
"Popular Magic" by Wanda Waver
"Field Electrics" by Jenny Ratar
"Clothes for big people" by Hugh Jarrs
"Origins of Jazz" by Tim Panally
"What's in your freezer" by Ivan I. Slolly
"What's for Easter?" Jo Cletegg
"The perfect man" by Richenda Vailable
"Clean Shaven Scotsman" by Natasha Beard


A lot of these are coming straight out of the inventive mind of my partner TOny, with lots of chuckles. My late father had loads of these fun titles.

Subject: RE: Fake but fun Books and Authors.
From: The Walrus
Date: 11 Dec 05 - 08:30 AM

"Debagged in Moscow" by Serge Trousersoff
"Smash and Grab Made Easy" by Eva Brick
"You Won't belive This" by C. Fore-Yerself
"Start Sewing" by Fred de Needle
"Speying and Neutering" by Dr. de Catt
and a specialist publication for A&E/ER/Trauma Ward staff:
"Genital Wounds" by Arthur Bollokoff

Subject: RE: Fake but fun Books and Authors.
From: Lanfranc
Date: 10 Dec 05 - 08:00 PM

"Death under Sail" by Lee Ho Fook
"The Complete Letters" by Al Farbet
"A Little Night Music" by Mose Art
"The Hungry Fishmonger" by Nora Codshead

Alan

Subject: RE: Fake but fun Books and Authors.
From: Don(Wyziwyg)T
Date: 09 Dec 05 - 08:48 PM

Two Chinese literary classics:-

"Night Receptacle" by Wee Tin Po
"Breathless" by Wun Tin Lung

Don T.

Subject: RE: Fake but fun Books and Authors.
From: Deda
Date: 09 Dec 05 - 08:37 PM

"Driving Taxis to Airports" by Pikkop Andropof
"Statistics for Slow Learners" by Marge Inhof Eyrer
"Gracious Greetings" by Heywood Jabuzoff

All with apologies to the Car Guys on NPR.

Subject: RE: Fake but fun Books and Authors.
From: pdq
Date: 09 Dec 05 - 08:12 PM

"Rethinking Israel" by Phylis Stein

Subject: RE: Fake but fun Books and Authors.
From: TheBigPinkLad
Date: 05 Dec 05 - 04:45 PM

The German Rent Collector by Karl Bach

Subject: RE: Fake but fun Books and Authors.
From: Mr Red
Date: 05 Dec 05 - 07:57 AM

"My Life as a Prop Forward" by Neil Back

(Neil played rugby for England and I imagine his book will have a suitably punny title any day now)

Subject: RE: Fake but fun Books and Authors.
From: GUEST,Dáithí Ó Geanainn
Date: 05 Dec 05 - 04:47 AM

I play this game in my Irish class, using a mixture of English and Irish..eg
"At the North Pole" by Tommy Foor (Tá mé fuar = I'm cold)
"Too Late" by Jane Jeffer          (Déan Deifir = hurry up!)

Just for your interest....I'll get me cóta!
D

Subject: RE: Fake but fun Books and Authors.
From: bobad
Date: 03 Dec 05 - 10:41 PM

"Practical Proctology" by Dr. Ben Dover

Subject: RE: Fake but fun Books and Authors.
From: pdq
Date: 03 Dec 05 - 07:28 PM

"Rural Transportation Problems" by Rusty Ford

Subject: RE: Fake but fun Books and Authors.
From: Black belt caterpillar wrestler
Date: 03 Dec 05 - 07:21 PM

I've not seen "The rewards of Crime" by Robin Banks here yet.

Subject: RE: Fake but fun Books and Authors.
From: pdq
Date: 03 Dec 05 - 06:39 PM

"English Made Simple" by Poly Glott

Subject: RE: Fake but fun Books and Authors.
From: Crane Driver
Date: 27 Nov 05 - 06:28 PM

"The Long Ride Home" by Wendy Buscombe
"From Russia with Love" by Getcha Legova

Subject: RE: Fake but fun Books and Authors.
From: Deckman
Date: 27 Nov 05 - 03:08 PM

Some years ago I was given a dozen fake book covers with outrageous titles. I would slip a few over existing books and leave them lying around. I remember some of the titles were:

Embalming: Self Taught

How To Kill Anyone

Counterfeiting Made Simple

How To Dissapear (that book actually dissapeared once during a hoot)

CHEERS, Bob(deckman)Nelson

Subject: RE: Fake but fun Books and Authors.
From: pdq
Date: 27 Nov 05 - 03:01 PM

"Managing Diabetes" by Poly Saccharide.

Subject: RE: Fake but fun Books and Authors.
From: Mr Red
Date: 25 Nov 05 - 09:52 AM

"Tall Story" by Warren Peas
"Strip Tease for Beginners" Eza Vestof
"100 Metre Dash - Training Manual" Serge Ahedov de Rest

Subject: RE: Fake but fun Books and Authors.
From: pdq
Date: 24 Nov 05 - 11:35 PM

"British Twilight" by Norman Conquest

Subject: RE: Fake but fun Books and Authors.
From: GUEST,Pete
Date: 24 Nov 05 - 11:08 PM

"how to get anything free" by Ben Stolen
"grow trees fast" by Pete Moss

later folks

Subject: RE: Fake but fun Books and Authors.
From: GUEST
Date: 30 Jun 04 - 11:13 AM

"Life of an African Princess" by Erasmus B. Black
"Secret of a Happy Marriage" by Maud FitzGerald and Gerald FitzMaud.

Subject: RE: Fake but fun Books and Authors.
From: GUEST,Richard
Date: 29 Jun 04 - 02:49 PM

Advancing Years by A.Jedd and D.Creppit

Subject: RE: Fake but fun Books and Authors.
From: GUEST,Dáithí mag Fhionainn
Date: 29 Jun 04 - 06:34 AM

Any Irish speakers heard of "Don't Be Late!" by Jane Jeffer?
Or "The Exile" by Jimmy Shea?
Or " "Conditionally yours" by Mo Conneelack
How about.. "Caught in the Rain" by Tommy Fluck?


Others greatly received!!
GRMA -Slán , Dáithí