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Subject: RE: BS: Gun alternatives for home defense From: Rapparee Date: 14 Sep 09 - 09:02 PM Put a USMC (or equivalent) decal on your door. Wasp and hornet killer spray. Five D-cell flashlight in a metal case (Maglight, for instance). How nasty/mean/violent do you want to be? Put nails in your baseball bat (assuming it's wooden) and file them to points. Set a row nails in a 1 x 2 x 24 (inches) very close together (you'll have to drill) so that about an inch sticks out the 1" side -- you're got a steel-toothed comb sword. Or just buy a sword and learn to use it...having their hand cut off tends to discourage the most audacious gunmen. Myself, I still prefer a nightstick (wooden truncheon) -- but I know how to use it. |
Subject: RE: BS: Gun alternatives for home defense From: meself Date: 14 Sep 09 - 08:50 PM According to 'Dog the Bounty Hunter', and I quote, "If there's a flag on the outside, there's a gun on the inside" - so maybe just keep Old Glory waving on the outside ... |
Subject: RE: BS: Gun alternatives for home defense From: Bill D Date: 14 Sep 09 - 08:31 PM well, one or two of those motion sensor floodlights makes 'em think twice. Then, if they ever shoot out the lights and GET in, the maze of 'stuff' & furniture may give me time to call 911. |
Subject: RE: BS: Gun alternatives for home defense From: gnu Date: 14 Sep 09 - 08:15 PM If her pic doesn't talk.... |
Subject: RE: BS: Gun alternatives for home defense From: Ed T Date: 14 Sep 09 - 08:12 PM Sorryabout that folks, that was Nancy Grace, with an extra letter....don't quite know where the t came from? She looks fine, until she talks....my opinion, of course. |
Subject: RE: BS: Gun alternatives for home defense From: gnu Date: 14 Sep 09 - 07:59 PM Can I put the one on my bedroom window facing in? |
Subject: RE: BS: Gun alternatives for home defense From: Ed T Date: 14 Sep 09 - 07:58 PM A few of these: http://home.flash.net/~funtraps/guinness.htm You may have to experiment with the bait? |
Subject: RE: BS: Gun alternatives for home defense From: Ed T Date: 14 Sep 09 - 07:56 PM Nancy Grtace skarecrow at your door, + pictures of her on each window. |
Subject: RE: BS: Gun alternatives for home defense From: longboat (inactive) Date: 14 Sep 09 - 07:28 PM Make them read the Mudcat threads, that'd be a deterrent, either that or reruns of Ugly Betty. |
Subject: RE: BS: Gun alternatives for home defense From: gnu Date: 14 Sep 09 - 07:13 PM Hahahahahahaaa! |
Subject: RE: BS: Gun alternatives for home defense From: pdq Date: 14 Sep 09 - 07:10 PM Leave the Howard Stern Show playing 24 hours a day? |
Subject: BS: Gun alternatives for home defense From: gnu Date: 14 Sep 09 - 07:00 PM Since the Canuck gun laws have come into force there have been an alarming amount of "home invasions". I touted these as evidence that the new gun laws were "incorrect" and "poorly written", which I still believe, because it is true. I don't want to argue any of it again... and again... and again... THIS thread is not about that. This thread is about this.... ********************************************************************* Subject: RE: BS: US Gun laws... yes... again... sigh From: katlaughing - PM Date: 12 Sep 09 - 10:18 PM Gimmee a can of spray paint any day for repelling anyone stupid enough to break in. That and my dog. ********************************************************************* I have a spray can of windshield deicer on the dresser next to my bed and a baseball bat beside it. That windshield deicer goes further than spray paint... at least ten feet. And a SuperSoaker squirt gun goes over 20 feet... bleach is cheap. Any other ideas? |