BS: Donald Trump

Subject: RE: BS: Donald Trump
From: GUEST,Alan Ross
Date: 09 Jul 15 - 08:13 PM

In Britain Trumping is slang for for Farting. The verb to 'Trump', producing a noise and foul smell, is rather like the obnoxious gas and odour that surrounds much of Donald Trump's business dealings and views. He's full of it.

Wake up America and smell the --- before its too late! Somebody must like him though. He's proud of his Scottish roots (are those the dyed ones that don't quite match his thatch) God forgive the Scots and Germans ancestors for having gone forward and multiplied to produce the 'Trump'.

That's me got it out of my system now!

Subject: RE: BS: Donald Trump
From: gnu
Date: 09 Jul 15 - 06:53 PM

It's all smoke and mirrors... a dog and pony show. He makes $, media makes $, idiots get distracted from real issues. It's The American Way eh?

Subject: RE: BS: Donald Trump
From: Lighter
Date: 09 Jul 15 - 06:50 PM

> he has shredded wheat for hair

That would explain it.

Subject: RE: BS: Donald Trump
From: GUEST,Alan Ross
Date: 09 Jul 15 - 06:45 PM

Only America can put up for election a man with known links to crooked business partners and who lent his name to dodgy building projects, (there was a great British TV documentary which exposed the background of some of the associates and failed projects that he lent his name to and obviously knew about). People thought Tricky Dickey was bad!

Trump turned people out of their homes to build golf courses for the rich in Scotland.   Then when the tables are turned and something like a windfarm gets in the way of another golf course view the man whinges and whines like a spoiled brat.   He is used to buying everything and having his own way no matter what.

An he has shredded wheat for hair!

Subject: RE: BS: Donald Trump
From: Donuel
Date: 08 Jul 15 - 10:39 PM

I was just shown the following by Rachel M.

From Google Chrome go to 'The Trumpweb'
There is an app you can download that will automatically insert a nickname between Donald and Trump anywhere it appears on the web.
The nickname is composed of a Trump quote> Donald'laziness is a trait in blacks'Trump.

Even on the same page by hitting refresh you get a new Trump nickname!

Subject: RE: BS: Donald Trump
From: Lighter
Date: 07 Jul 15 - 02:55 PM

Trump:

"The worst elements in Mexico are being pushed into the United States by the Mexican government. ... Likewise, tremendous infectious disease is pouring across the border. ...

"Jeb Bush has to like the Mexican illegals because of his wife."

Subject: RE: BS: Donald Trump
From: Backwoodsman
Date: 07 Jul 15 - 07:20 AM

My third, never-failing Golden Rule - never trust a man who dyes his hair.

Subject: RE: BS: Donald Trump
From: Ebbie
Date: 07 Jul 15 - 02:36 AM

Today someone directed me to Trump being interviewed by Jay Leno. Trump had dark hair and it was combed normally. Strangely enough, he didn't come across as nearly as much of a blowhard as he does today. Had he stayed that way, I would would like him better and pay more attention to him.

Subject: RE: BS: Donald Trump
From: Donuel
Date: 06 Jul 15 - 12:23 PM

I have seen the entire process of how his hair ends up looking that way. 3 directions of comb overs an sprays in between.

Anyone want to play Trump or NOT Trump? (his quote or someone else)

Backwoodsman got that right
never trust a man

Subject: RE: BS: Donald Trump
From: Greg F.
Date: 06 Jul 15 - 11:08 AM

....Sanders. That's a dangerous situation.

Whatcha got against Bernie?

Subject: RE: BS: Donald Trump
From: Backwoodsman
Date: 06 Jul 15 - 11:04 AM

Yep, it's a comb-over alright. But somehow, pathetic though a comb-over may be, I regard a toupee as the ultimate in patheticity.

BTW, I've been Bald and Proud since my early 40s.

Subject: RE: BS: Donald Trump
From: Lighter
Date: 06 Jul 15 - 10:01 AM

> a comb-over or a toupee.

Gotta be a comb-over.

Who'd pay money for hair like that?

Subject: RE: BS: Donald Trump
From: Backwoodsman
Date: 06 Jul 15 - 09:40 AM

Never trust a man who never learned the value of a decent haircut.

Likewise, never trust a man who doesn't have the backbone to admit he's bald, and who tries to disguise his baldness under a comb-over or a toupee.

My two golden rules, they've never let me down. 👍🏻👍🏻

Subject: RE: BS: Donald Trump
From: GUEST,Olddude
Date: 05 Jul 15 - 11:42 PM

Agree I want real choices. What happened to the Republican party when guys like Cruz and Trump have a following.. Insane

Subject: RE: BS: Donald Trump
From: EBarnacle
Date: 05 Jul 15 - 10:24 PM

My problem is that with the low quality of the candidates the Republicans are putting up the Dems don't have to be very picky about the quality of their own candidates. At present, it looks like a shoo in for either Clinton or Sanders. That's a dangerous situation.

Subject: RE: BS: Donald Trump
From: Steve Shaw
Date: 05 Jul 15 - 08:47 PM

Huh?

Subject: RE: BS: Donald Trump
From: GUEST,Olddude
Date: 05 Jul 15 - 08:00 PM

Knock it off. Ake can vote for whoever the hell he wants to. Me, it won't be a Republican from what I see

Subject: RE: BS: Donald Trump
From: Steve Shaw
Date: 05 Jul 15 - 06:28 PM

Did Uncle Joe sign it for you?

Subject: RE: BS: Donald Trump
From: akenaton
Date: 05 Jul 15 - 06:08 PM

Socialists are under no obligation to be "liberal" Steve. In fact, to defeat the system they will require to be very "illiberal".

I still have my CP card......what have you got?

Subject: RE: BS: Donald Trump
From: Steve Shaw
Date: 05 Jul 15 - 06:02 PM

He's no socialist, Greg. He's just about the most illiberal, unsocialist right-winger it's ever been my misfortune to encounter online, unless of course I've missed some posts by Genghis Khan or Benito Mussolini.   

Hi Sandra. Meet another dyed-in-the-wool, decades-long Doonesbury fanatic. Mrs Steve doesn't get Doonesbury at all. Tragic!

Subject: RE: BS: Donald Trump
From: akenaton
Date: 05 Jul 15 - 05:59 PM

Do you think they remember when she tried to plunge the Knife into that nice Mr Obama?

Subject: RE: BS: Donald Trump
From: akenaton
Date: 05 Jul 15 - 05:57 PM

Well Lighter I was of course being ironic, I would vote for neither.

But Hillary the Hawk? Surely even the Mudcat Dems despise her?

Subject: RE: BS: Donald Trump
From: Lighter
Date: 05 Jul 15 - 03:46 PM

Yeah, but whattabout Trump?

Of course, as the other thread notes, you *do* have a right to your opinion....

Subject: RE: BS: Donald Trump
From: Greg F.
Date: 05 Jul 15 - 01:48 PM

I'm a socialist and I would rather vote for Trump than Clinton!!

Well then, Pharoah, you are a complete and utter idiot. I give up on ya.

Subject: RE: BS: Donald Trump
From: akenaton
Date: 05 Jul 15 - 01:35 PM

I can hardly believe what I read Lighter, Clinton +45 to beat Bush :0).....I'm a socialist and I would rather vote for Trump than Clinton!!........What are they thinking of? Whattabout her history? Whattabout Libya?

Subject: RE: BS: Donald Trump
From: Lighter
Date: 05 Jul 15 - 07:42 AM

Check out Rap's link.

A poll of responsible polls, which means individual errors and biases (presumably low already) tend to cancel each other out.

Things may change, but not in favor of Donald Trump.

Subject: RE: BS: Donald Trump
From: akenaton
Date: 05 Jul 15 - 04:56 AM

Why are there no pompous idiots in the Democratic Party? :0(

We have several in our Labour Party, that's why we don't point and laugh at the Tories too much.

Subject: RE: BS: Donald Trump
From: LadyJean
Date: 04 Jul 15 - 10:50 PM

The Donald is the best show in town, right now. Did you hear some Mexican is making Donald Trump pinatas. I want one.

From there to here, from here to there,
They sing of the man with the plastic hair.
With a hump and a bump, and a clump and a slump
And a high hurrah for Donald Trump.

Hear him speaking every night
With his mouth wide open and his mind shut tight.
With a jump and a stump and a slump and a chump
And a high hurrah for Donald Trump.

Subject: RE: BS: Donald Trump
From: Rapparee
Date: 04 Jul 15 - 10:09 PM

Take a gander here. These nerds have called every US election in the last 15 years.

Subject: RE: BS: Donald Trump
From: Sandra in Sydney
Date: 04 Jul 15 - 09:41 PM

comment from one of my favourite cartoons, Doonesbury which I've been following since it started in Australian newspapers many decades ago

TRUMP
Derek Stenfield | Galesburg, IL | June 17, 2015

It's a gift from the gods to have Trump formally in the 2016 race. But since you aren't doing dailies right now, how about you do us a solid and dig into the archives and treat us to some Classic Trump. He's been in the strip a zillion times. Por favor?

Editor's Note:

Easily said and done. To revisit Trump strips and storylines from 1987, 1989, 2007, 2011 and 2015, click here. De nada.

for those who aren't getting a regular dose of daily Doonesbury & Doonesbury flashbacks

Subject: RE: BS: Donald Trump
From: Steve Shaw
Date: 04 Jul 15 - 08:03 PM

I don't have to. It speaks volumes about the infantile state of US politics.

Subject: RE: BS: Donald Trump
From: GUEST,#
Date: 04 Jul 15 - 08:03 PM

Sorry about posting that twice.

Subject: RE: BS: Donald Trump
From: GUEST,#
Date: 04 Jul 15 - 08:01 PM

Trump is second in the Republican polls Think about that for a few minutes.

Subject: RE: BS: Donald Trump
From: Steve Shaw
Date: 04 Jul 15 - 07:51 PM

'Salright, Greg. I didn't exactly think you were cosying up to her. :-)


(Shit. I hope I haven't put you off your dinner...)

Subject: RE: BS: Donald Trump
From: gnu
Date: 04 Jul 15 - 07:24 PM

YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUMP!

Sorry... Saddirty night eh?

Subject: RE: BS: Donald Trump
From: Jeri
Date: 04 Jul 15 - 07:24 PM

Have you ever been around someone who tells the same joke over and over, and eventually starts telling it to people he's forgotten have heard it? Trump has WAY exceeded his 15 minutes.

Subject: RE: BS: Donald Trump
From: Lighter
Date: 04 Jul 15 - 07:06 PM

Polling ar second, but he still has only about 14% of Republican votes.

That means nearly 7/8 of the GOP don't want him.

For now.

Subject: RE: BS: Donald Trump
From: Greg F.
Date: 04 Jul 15 - 06:57 PM

True, but he's polling in second place. Think about that.

Doesn't bear thinking on - half the nation or more is totally fucking brain dead.

USA! USA! USA! USA!

Subject: RE: BS: Donald Trump
From: GUEST,#
Date: 04 Jul 15 - 06:51 PM

True, but he's polling in second place. Think about that.

Subject: RE: BS: Donald Trump
From: GUEST,Olddude
Date: 04 Jul 15 - 06:43 PM

He will build a wall and make Mexicans pay for it... Hooo rah... There was never a time that I envied deaf people until I listened to him. Wish spaw was here to comment

Subject: RE: BS: Donald Trump
From: Greg F.
Date: 04 Jul 15 - 06:42 PM

Want to share an apartment, Dan?

Subject: RE: BS: Donald Trump
From: GUEST,Olddude
Date: 04 Jul 15 - 06:35 PM

I would move to iceland, I heard the fishing good if the weather isn't

Subject: RE: BS: Donald Trump
From: Ebbie
Date: 04 Jul 15 - 06:33 PM

OldDude: "Please god letthe rRepublican party pick him. Then the dems are a shoe in..."

That has been my thought too, Dan, and then a scary thought leapt in: If the GOP faithful are strange enough to make him their nominee, then how could we be certain that a sufficient number of Americans are sane enough to send him packing?

I hate to say it but I will quote: Never underestimate the stupidity of the American voter.

Just imagine the guy as our president...

Subject: RE: BS: Donald Trump
From: Greg F.
Date: 04 Jul 15 - 06:32 PM

I think the hockey mom was covered by the "& etc, & etc, & etc,& etc, & etc", Steve.

Idiots too numerous to count.....

Subject: RE: BS: Donald Trump
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 04 Jul 15 - 06:30 PM

Trump seems to think he has the biggest dick in the room when, in fact, he simply is the biggest dick in the room.

Subject: RE: BS: Donald Trump
From: Steve Shaw
Date: 04 Jul 15 - 05:57 PM

Bloody 'ell, Greg, you didn't even mention the hockey mom!

Subject: RE: BS: Donald Trump
From: Greg F.
Date: 04 Jul 15 - 05:15 PM

How can people in this country not turn him into a non entity and shun him and his business.

Because, thanks to massive cuts in aid to education, thanks to Fux News, thanks to 'government is the enemy' Ronnie Raygun et. al, we've raised up several consecutive generations of complete and utter idiots in the U.S.

See Idiot America by Charles Pierce - he lays it out pretty well.

We have met the enemy, and he is us.

Subject: RE: BS: Donald Trump
From: GUEST,Olddude
Date: 04 Jul 15 - 04:58 PM

Entertainment value is priceless. Please god letthe rRepublican party pick him. Then the dems are a shoe in

Subject: RE: BS: Donald Trump
From: Lighter
Date: 04 Jul 15 - 04:57 PM

> No Mexicans

Now, now. He didn't say that *all* Mexicans were drug dealers, murderers, and rapists.

He was talking about those who come here illegally.

He also "assumed" that "some" of those "are good people."

So a few could be just normal.

Subject: RE: BS: Donald Trump
From: GUEST,Olddude
Date: 04 Jul 15 - 04:56 PM

Married three times but does not want gay committed people to be married. What is his new wife's name.. I think it's skin cancer or something like that melanoma