BS: Best Things to Do With Velveeta,...

Subject: RE: BS: Best Things to Do With Velveeta,...
From: Rapparee
Date: 03 Jan 09 - 11:03 AM

As a lad, cheese MEANT Velveeta. It really WAS all we could afford, and then not often.

I currently use it in nightmares, awakening with sweats and screaming "No! No! Not the Velveeta!" and then I roll off the bed and crawl to the kitchen, where I grab a large carving knife and stand guard over the refrigerator, protecting my wife and myself from The Horror. Finally, she "talks me down" and I go to see the nice doctor the next day.

(Peace, I prefer Swiss cheese [Ementhaler] for grilled cheese sandwiches.]

Subject: RE: BS: Best Things to Do With Velveeta,...
From: SINSULL
Date: 03 Jan 09 - 10:56 AM

It makes great Mac 'N Cheese ans grilled cheese sandwiches. Cold - it is a gelatinous spongy salty mess.

Subject: RE: BS: Best Things to Do With Velveeta,...
From: Sleepy Rosie
Date: 03 Jan 09 - 10:56 AM

Oh Tom, gotta respect that... and at your own expense.
A truly selfless repost!

Subject: RE: BS: Best Things to Do With Velveeta,...
From: open mike
Date: 03 Jan 09 - 10:53 AM

you get a better view of the cheese in this town's event
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=993m0yRR0bg&feature=related

still this would not work with a square cheese "food" product

Subject: RE: BS: Best Things to Do With Velveeta,...
From: topical tom
Date: 03 Jan 09 - 10:53 AM

I consumed loads of it as a boy...What was I thinking!

Subject: RE: BS: Best Things to Do With Velveeta,...
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 03 Jan 09 - 06:26 AM

Cheesy foreskin !!!


YEEEUCHHHHHHH

Subject: RE: BS: Best Things to Do With Velveeta,...
From: VirginiaTam
Date: 03 Jan 09 - 06:15 AM

forgot to mention that Velveeta is not of the correct geometrical configuration to do this

Subject: RE: BS: Best Things to Do With Velveeta,...
From: VirginiaTam
Date: 03 Jan 09 - 05:38 AM

My old uncle used it instead of K.Y. jelly.

Speaking from experience are you Art?

What about Kraft individually wrapped processed cheese slices. Make your brother a sandwich one slice with lots of Miracle Whip and shredded lettuce and sliced ham and accidently (on purpose) forget to take the wrapper off the cheese.

He he he

la la la Why is it always Dairylea? When in the contract it stipulated brie. I got some red wine and I was looking forward to dinin'. la la la

Where is Melodeonboy when you need him?

Subject: RE: BS: Best Things to Do With Velveeta,...
From: Ruth Archer
Date: 03 Jan 09 - 04:49 AM

I was at school with a girl called Velveeta Johnson. I swear that's true.

Subject: RE: BS: Best Things to Do With Velveeta,...
From: open mike
Date: 03 Jan 09 - 02:04 AM

a couple of local traditions...
there is a song called "I built my house of cheese"

and Herb Caen, a columnist for the San Francisco Chronicle
noticed Velveeta in a deli case in Chico and mentioned in in
his column.

http://www.lonelyplanet.com/thorntree/message.jspa?messageID=14488738

we even once had bumper stickers that looked like velveeta boxes
yellow with an oval that said CHEEKO

http://www.squidoo.com/velveetainfo

and not necessarity objective:

http://brands.kraftfoods.com/Velveeta/velvMainLoaf.htm

although i have heard it is a great snack dip mixed with salsa and nuked

Subject: RE: BS: Best Things to Do With Velveeta,...
From: Little Hawk
Date: 03 Jan 09 - 12:13 AM

They make good ceiling tiles if you dry them out first.

Subject: RE: BS: Best Things to Do With Velveeta,...
From: Peace
Date: 03 Jan 09 - 12:11 AM

Grilled cheese sandwiches. LOVE 'EM!

Subject: RE: BS: Best Things to Do With Velveeta,...
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 02 Jan 09 - 11:50 PM

Great bait for freshwater fish, especially trout, on a no.12 or 14 treble hook. Other imitation 'cheese spreads' such as 'Breeze' (Safeway), just dissolve in the water.

Subject: RE: BS: Best Things to Do With Velveeta,...
From: Bill D
Date: 02 Jan 09 - 11:46 PM

There are Spam carving competitions...why not Velveeta?

Subject: RE: BS: Best Things to Do With Velveeta,...
From: Art Thieme
Date: 02 Jan 09 - 11:32 PM

My old uncle used it instead of K.Y. jelly.,,

Art

Subject: RE: BS: Best Things to Do With Velveeta,...
From: Maryrrf
Date: 02 Jan 09 - 08:17 PM

Anything except eat it!

Subject: BS: Best Things to Do With Velveeta,...
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 02 Jan 09 - 07:59 PM

...Cheez Whiz, and other "processed cheese food" products.


Caulking compound for leaky jack-o-lanterns.

Anti-diarrheal for geese.

Fake "snot" for preteen practical jokers.

Allow to sun-dry and use for building bricks.