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BS: Kendall's bad news (May 2009)

maeve 07 Jun 09 - 05:33 PM
gnu 07 Jun 09 - 01:56 PM
David C. Carter 07 Jun 09 - 11:59 AM
Rapparee 07 Jun 09 - 11:42 AM
kendall 07 Jun 09 - 08:53 AM
catspaw49 07 Jun 09 - 07:34 AM
Essex Girl 07 Jun 09 - 05:30 AM
Rapparee 06 Jun 09 - 10:54 PM
gnu 06 Jun 09 - 09:38 PM
frogprince 06 Jun 09 - 09:30 PM
gnu 06 Jun 09 - 03:58 PM
Ebbie 06 Jun 09 - 03:09 PM
gnu 06 Jun 09 - 02:17 PM
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gnu 06 Jun 09 - 11:05 AM
Rapparee 05 Jun 09 - 11:57 AM
Leadfingers 05 Jun 09 - 05:07 AM
The Barden of England 05 Jun 09 - 04:03 AM
ClaireBear 04 Jun 09 - 06:38 PM
gnu 04 Jun 09 - 06:35 PM
maeve 04 Jun 09 - 05:33 PM
kendall 04 Jun 09 - 05:10 PM
kendall 03 Jun 09 - 02:24 PM
breezy 03 Jun 09 - 01:27 PM
wysiwyg 03 Jun 09 - 01:15 PM
frogprince 03 Jun 09 - 12:27 PM
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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's bad news (May 2009)
From: maeve
Date: 07 Jun 09 - 05:33 PM

The most elegant couple in Maine just stopped by our farm. Kendall and Jacqui looked wonderful, and it was a delight to show them a little of our efforts here before they headed home.

maeve


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's bad news (May 2009)
From: gnu
Date: 07 Jun 09 - 01:56 PM

I am not a creep.


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's bad news (May 2009)
From: David C. Carter
Date: 07 Jun 09 - 11:59 AM

"Glen Morangie"sounds good to me.
I'll have one meself!
The best of health to you both.

David


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's bad news (May 2009)
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Jun 09 - 11:42 AM

Gives a whole meaning to "jolly jack tar" doesn't it?


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's bad news (May 2009)
From: kendall
Date: 07 Jun 09 - 08:53 AM

Jeez, talk about thread creep.


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's bad news (May 2009)
From: catspaw49
Date: 07 Jun 09 - 07:34 AM

Geeziz Rap..........I was about to say that you really do know jack shit but then I had this mental image..............

Spaw


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's bad news (May 2009)
From: Essex Girl
Date: 07 Jun 09 - 05:30 AM

Jacqui & Kenasdll, I've only just seen this thread and I was so sad when started to read it. Thank God it seems benign, I hope you get the op soon. All my love and positive thoughts.
Linda


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's bad news (May 2009)
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Jun 09 - 10:54 PM

I know a guy who jacks bulls. Works for an artificial insemination company. The bulls are in a tight pen. I didn't know it was a crime to jack deer in Canada, but they must be some kind of tough poachers up there. I suppose it would be a crime to get the buck deer all excited and then...well, never mind.


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's bad news (May 2009)
From: gnu
Date: 06 Jun 09 - 09:38 PM

Yup. It's called "harassing game". It's a law that is seldom used. It gives the wardens the ability to harass known poachers before they jack deer.


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's bad news (May 2009)
From: frogprince
Date: 06 Jun 09 - 09:30 PM

Gnu, I never heard of a law like that. Is the rationale prevention of people "shining" game, or what?


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's bad news (May 2009)
From: gnu
Date: 06 Jun 09 - 03:58 PM

When it's cloudy, I am home well before dark. It's illegal to be in the woods here after dark with "the aid of a light".


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's bad news (May 2009)
From: Ebbie
Date: 06 Jun 09 - 03:09 PM

I'm confoosed. When it's cloudy you stay out later?


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's bad news (May 2009)
From: gnu
Date: 06 Jun 09 - 02:17 PM

I am home by dark unless it's cloudy.


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's bad news (May 2009)
From: Ebbie
Date: 06 Jun 09 - 02:00 PM

Only in the daytime, silly.


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's bad news (May 2009)
From: gnu
Date: 06 Jun 09 - 11:05 AM

I thought it was solar powered???


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's bad news (May 2009)
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 Jun 09 - 11:57 AM

Due to budget restraints we've had to turn out the light at the end of the tunnel.


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's bad news (May 2009)
From: Leadfingers
Date: 05 Jun 09 - 05:07 AM

Aint it a lovely feeling when you realise its NOT the headlamp of the approaching train , but IS the mouth of the tunnel


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's bad news (May 2009)
From: The Barden of England
Date: 05 Jun 09 - 04:03 AM

I'll tip a glass of Balvenie to your good health later today. Slainte!
John Barden


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's bad news (May 2009)
From: ClaireBear
Date: 04 Jun 09 - 06:38 PM

Anticipating the Laphroaig that will have to wait until I get home from work:

Salud, amor y pesetas y el tiempo para gustarlos.

(which means "Health, love and money, and the time to enjoy them")


From the heart,
Claire


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's bad news (May 2009)
From: gnu
Date: 04 Jun 09 - 06:35 PM

Out, damn spot.... damn quick!

Good oh!


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's bad news (May 2009)
From: maeve
Date: 04 Jun 09 - 05:33 PM

That's nice a fast, Kendall. Great news. I'll drink to your health with a fresh glass of sweet well water.

maeve


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's bad news (May 2009)
From: kendall
Date: 04 Jun 09 - 05:10 PM

I just got an appointment with my ENT for next Thursday to remove that new invader.
At the moment, I'm tipping a shot of Glen Morangie to all my good friends at the Mudcat. Saluud!


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's bad news (May 2009)
From: kendall
Date: 03 Jun 09 - 02:24 PM

I should live so long, frogprince


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's bad news (May 2009)
From: breezy
Date: 03 Jun 09 - 01:27 PM

wishing you all the best


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's bad news (May 2009)
From: wysiwyg
Date: 03 Jun 09 - 01:15 PM

BAM to the cancer. BAM, I say, BAMBAMBAM!

~S~


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's bad news (May 2009)
From: frogprince
Date: 03 Jun 09 - 12:27 PM

Careful, Captain, you might get a bust in the mouth...


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's bad news (May 2009)
From: kendall
Date: 03 Jun 09 - 11:57 AM

Why not something tasty, such as...never mind.


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's bad news (May 2009)
From: jacqui.c
Date: 03 Jun 09 - 11:22 AM

LOL


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's bad news (May 2009)
From: Rapparee
Date: 03 Jun 09 - 11:21 AM

Tell them he gets feisty when he comes out of anaesthia and ask that his hands be tied to the bed rails.

Then shove something in his mouth. Seamus might lend you one of his old tennis balls or a rawhide bone or something.


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's bad news (May 2009)
From: jacqui.c
Date: 03 Jun 09 - 11:13 AM

Hmmnnn...

Now, I worked as a part time barmaid in North London in the 70s. I thought that I had learned a lot of 'communication' in the pubs but Kendall has definitely added to my education in that respect.

Not at me, I hasten to add, but even I've been rather surprised at the descriptive terms he can dredge up for the former president, inanimate objects such as kitchen units and cars as well as phone companies that overcharge him.

It's keeping him quiet after operations that gets to be a problem. I think I'll take a roll of duct tape with me next time!


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's bad news (May 2009)
From: ranger1
Date: 03 Jun 09 - 11:05 AM

Um, Kendall, I don't think certain types of sign language qualify...


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's bad news (May 2009)
From: SINSULL
Date: 03 Jun 09 - 09:54 AM

UH OH
A challenge...


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's bad news (May 2009)
From: kendall
Date: 03 Jun 09 - 09:37 AM

Jacqui, dear heart, Think how many married women would love to have a man who communicates.


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's bad news (May 2009)
From: Rapparee
Date: 03 Jun 09 - 08:44 AM

From the bottom.


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's bad news (May 2009)
From: SINSULL
Date: 03 Jun 09 - 08:39 AM

See what I miss when I don't go on line for one night! Good news, Captain. As for "sweet natured" Jacqui - Kndall has met his match. Although I would expect her to take out his vocal cords with a crochet hook.


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's bad news (May 2009)
From: MMario
Date: 03 Jun 09 - 08:38 AM

I've always said the Captain can say more with his a lift of his eyebrows then most people can in an hours speech


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's bad news (May 2009)
From: maeve
Date: 03 Jun 09 - 08:35 AM

She's such a quiet wee lass herself.

maeve


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's bad news (May 2009)
From: jacqui.c
Date: 03 Jun 09 - 08:08 AM

Prolly good fir yer marriage seein' as Jacqui don't have to get a lot of male backtalk...

You'd think so, wouldn't you Bobert?

Truth to tell, and as his friend Gordon once said; "For a man with no voice you can make yourself heard." Trying to keep Kendall from talking is like trying to stop the peepers going on a warm evening. I still get more backchat than any woman I know. It's lucky that I'm such a sweet natured individual, otherwise I'd be operating on his vocal cords, with my kitchen knife! ☺


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's bad news (May 2009)
From: Sandra in Sydney
Date: 03 Jun 09 - 04:18 AM

yah!


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's bad news (May 2009)
From: Tinker
Date: 02 Jun 09 - 11:57 PM

Good news to take to bed this night...
Now if we just holder you a little closer til this is settled and out


tink

Any excuse to cuddle that jacket...


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's bad news (May 2009)
From: EBarnacle
Date: 02 Jun 09 - 11:54 PM

It would seem to be a breach delivery of that little squamous.


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's bad news (May 2009)
From: katlaughing
Date: 02 Jun 09 - 11:29 PM

REALLY good news, KenDOLL! Thanks for letting us know and here's to a quick healing up and movin' on with lots of {{{{{{BIG HUGS}}}}}!

luvyaboth....kat


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's bad news (May 2009)
From: Bobert
Date: 02 Jun 09 - 10:09 PM

You got more lives than a shelter's worth of cats, Capt'n... Looks like you'll break a hunnert without workin' up a sweat... Of course the Big Guy ain't gonna give ya' yer voice back until you come up with some new material but...

...what the hey??? Prolly good fir yer marriage seein' as Jacqui don't have to get a lot of male backtalk...

Bobert


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's bad news (May 2009)
From: GUEST,LISA NULL
Date: 02 Jun 09 - 09:54 PM

Oh Kendall and Jacqui:

What a bummer. Sounds like Kendall has a great doctor but what bad news.
I promise to keep you in my thoughts and to cross my fingers. In any case, no two people were more cared for by so many. I hope those good vibes will float you up and through this crisis.


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's bad news (May 2009)
From: Janie
Date: 02 Jun 09 - 09:15 PM

Big sigh.

Big breath.

Big hug.


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's bad news (May 2009)
From: Rapparee
Date: 02 Jun 09 - 08:58 PM

Of course he does, Kendall. I gave it to him.


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's bad news (May 2009)
From: kendall
Date: 02 Jun 09 - 08:17 PM

Bob, you have my phone number. My email is kenmo34@gmail.com

Big sigh of relief. Now we can get an appointment to have that bastard removed.


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's bad news (May 2009)
From: InOBU
Date: 02 Jun 09 - 07:38 PM

Holding thee in the light, dear friend. Lorcan


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's bad news (May 2009)
From: LilyFestre
Date: 02 Jun 09 - 07:34 PM

HOORAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So glad to hear your news....REALLY happy for you Kendall!!

Michelle


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's bad news (May 2009)
From: olddude
Date: 02 Jun 09 - 07:12 PM

THANK GOD !!

FINALLY SOME GOOD NEWS

Thank you ... finally !!


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