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BS: Surreal Practical Jokes?

Bill D 13 Oct 10 - 06:44 PM
Mrrzy 13 Oct 10 - 06:10 PM
Ed T 13 Oct 10 - 05:14 PM
gnu 13 Oct 10 - 04:56 PM
frogprince 13 Oct 10 - 04:03 PM

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Subject: RE: BS: Surreal Practical Jokes?
From: Bill D
Date: 13 Oct 10 - 06:44 PM

Those aren't really 'surreal', Mrrz...

Surreal is more like having several people get in an elevator and all face the rear and go up as others get in.... many new ones will shuffle about and also face the rear.


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Subject: RE: BS: Surreal Practical Jokes?
From: Mrrzy
Date: 13 Oct 10 - 06:10 PM

LOL!
Wonder if it was "running" or "dog" they were thinking about...

Misdirecting tourists is always fun...

How about replacing underarm deodorant with cream cheese?


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Subject: RE: BS: Surreal Practical Jokes?
From: Ed T
Date: 13 Oct 10 - 05:14 PM

This is a drift, but I just recall a humerous incident I had.

A few weeks ago I visited a Chinese take out place. Since they cater to chinese students, the menu on the wall was in both English and Chinese. I was kinda bored waiting, and decided to add a bit of humour to the day. So, pointing to a chinese character, I said to the clerk, there is a spelling mistake here. I expected her to "get' the humour, as it would somewhat be unlikely I would know how to read Chinese.

She looked it over closely and carefully, then called out the kitchen staff. They all looked the character over, discussed it in Chinese at length. I detected from their body language that they did not know if there was a mistake or not.

She then turned to me and said, "Sir, we will have it fixed by tomorrow" I thanked her, not wishing to indicate it was a joke, after putting them through such an ordeal.


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Subject: RE: BS: Surreal Practical Jokes?
From: gnu
Date: 13 Oct 10 - 04:56 PM

Yer sick. I like it.


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Subject: BS: Surreal Practical Jokes?
From: frogprince
Date: 13 Oct 10 - 04:03 PM

I considered throwing this in some time ago, and decided to risk it after reading maple leaf boy's "blue joke" idea. If anyone here hasn't already suspected that I have a weird streak, they probably will after this:
We've had at least one recent thread on "surreal" verbal jokes, the "What's the difference between a duck", etc, etc, stuff. But, can the world use a few more surreal practical jokes? or have there been a bunch around that have slipped by me?
A thought that occured to me would be sneaking into Stevie Wonder's place, and painting his white piano keys black and the black one's white.


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