Subject: RE: Confession: I killed Laura Foster From: Mary in Kentucky Date: 02 Jan 00 - 09:53 PM oops. always profreed. |
Subject: RE: Confession: I killed Laura Foster From: Mary in Kentucky Date: 02 Jan 00 - 09:51 PM We can say it was under my/your/our psuedonymn. I'll let you choose one. |
Subject: RE: Confession: I killed Laura Foster From: Lonesome EJ Date: 02 Jan 00 - 09:17 PM Sorry, Mary. I've been telling people for years that I wrote the Book of Love and never encountered one doubter. Then I actually run into the author on the Mudcat...I mean, what are the chances?! Anyway, I am in receipt of the Cease and Desist Order from your attorney, and have every intention of complying. I did not write The Book of Love, though I had a small part in the movie. LEJ |
Subject: RE: Confession: I killed Laura Foster From: Caitrin Date: 02 Jan 00 - 09:04 PM Did the Buffalo Gals come out of the closet, kat? |
Subject: RE: Confession: I killed Laura Foster From: katlaughing Date: 02 Jan 00 - 08:55 PM There was a hole in my stocking last time I danced by the light of the moon. Was the same night the buffalo gals came out. |
Subject: RE: Confession: I killed Laura Foster From: jeffp Date: 02 Jan 00 - 08:40 PM As long as everybody's in a confessional mood, I'm the guy that didn't marry pretty Pamela Brown. |
Subject: RE: Confession: I killed Laura Foster From: Dave ( the ancient mariner ) Date: 02 Jan 00 - 08:13 PM Twas I that killed the lovely Albatross.. |
Subject: RE: Confession: I killed Laura Foster From: Mary in Kentucky Date: 02 Jan 00 - 07:50 PM Now LEJ-------I've already confessed to writing the Book of Love. I also know where and I know when, but I'LL NEVER TELL! Mary |
Subject: RE: Confession: I killed Laura Foster From: katlaughing Date: 02 Jan 00 - 07:43 PM Wonder if he know's what she's dreaming of?
The ole hootie owl hootie-hoo's to the dove |
Subject: RE: Confession: I killed Laura Foster From: Clifton53 Date: 02 Jan 00 - 07:38 PM I'm renting an attic bedroom to (ssshhhhh), Elvis. Thank you, thank you very much. |
Subject: RE: Confession: I killed Laura Foster From: Mbo Date: 02 Jan 00 - 07:30 PM I'm standing on a mountaintop--I wonder if she can hear me? --Mbo |
Subject: RE: Confession: I killed Laura Foster From: thosp Date: 02 Jan 00 - 07:24 PM London Bridges -----that was me |
Subject: RE: Confession: I killed Laura Foster From: Lonesome EJ Date: 02 Jan 00 - 05:56 PM I put the bop in the bop-shoo-bop shoo-bop I put the lam in the lamma lamma ding dong I ALSO put the dit in the dit-di-dit-di-dit In addition, I wrote the Book of Love. LEJ |
Subject: RE: Confession: I killed Laura Foster From: emily rain Date: 02 Jan 00 - 05:34 PM sure do wish i was a mole in the ground. |
Subject: RE: Confession: I killed Laura Foster From: Dani Date: 02 Jan 00 - 05:31 PM Got two reasons why I cry away each lonely night. The first one's named Sweet Anne Marie and she's my heart's delight. Second one is prison, baby, the sheriff's on my trail And if he catches up with me I'll spend my life in jail... |
Subject: RE: Confession: I killed Laura Foster From: JenEllen Date: 02 Jan 00 - 05:29 PM I've got a gal in Tuscaloosa, Sugar Lee is her name. Ain't good-lookin', and she's mean as thunder, but I love her just the same. |
Subject: RE: Confession: I killed Laura Foster From: Art Thieme Date: 02 Jan 00 - 04:20 PM Hey, people, I'm Cock Robin---and I ain't dead ! (I did change my name a long time ago. I'm Jewish. My real name is Penis Rabinowitz.) |
Subject: RE: Confession: I killed Laura Foster From: Alice Date: 02 Jan 00 - 03:44 PM Bang, bang, Maxwell's silver hammer.... come on, 'fess up, Max. (oh, never mind) alice |
Subject: RE: Confession: I killed Laura Foster From: kendall Date: 02 Jan 00 - 03:21 PM seed the lamb or Mary? |
Subject: RE: Confession: I killed Laura Foster From: Faded Denim Date: 02 Jan 00 - 08:57 AM Well... That's what you get! (for lovin' me) |
Subject: RE: Confession: I killed Laura Foster From: JenEllen Date: 02 Jan 00 - 02:55 AM Johnny's as helpless as a kitten up a tree....I chased him. |
Subject: RE: Confession: I killed Laura Foster From: Áine Date: 02 Jan 00 - 02:38 AM Remember the spider and Miss Muffett? Me, too, I'm afraid . . . but, heck, I can never resist the temptation of a great big bowl of curds and whey! And really, the look on her face was worth it -- stuck up little prude . . . |
Subject: RE: Confession: I killed Laura Foster From: Brendy Date: 02 Jan 00 - 02:25 AM Cæsar ad sum iam forte Brutus et erat Cæsar sic in omnibus, Brutus sic iubet. |
Subject: RE: Confession: I killed Laura Foster From: bseed(charleskratz) Date: 02 Jan 00 - 02:22 AM It wasn't Mary...I had that little lamb (and then I ate her). Catspaw |
Subject: RE: Confession: I killed Laura Foster From: Brendy Date: 02 Jan 00 - 01:00 AM What ever you say, say nothin' when you speak about you know what. For if you know who should hear you, You know what you'll get. They'll take you off to you know where, for you wouldn't know how long. So for you know whose sake don't let anyone hear you sing this song |
Subject: RE: Confession: I killed Laura Foster From: catspaw49 Date: 02 Jan 00 - 12:57 AM Honey, I know I could've loved you better. I really DIDN'T mean to be unkind......Ya' know, it was the last thing on my mind. Really. Spaw |
Subject: RE: Confession: I killed Laura Foster From: katlaughing Date: 02 Jan 00 - 12:56 AM And, I knew the guy who went out in the desert on a horse with no name |
Subject: RE: Confession: I killed Laura Foster From: catspaw49 Date: 02 Jan 00 - 12:53 AM Alright, I admit it. I've never been to Spain, but I kinda' like the music. Spaw |
Subject: RE: Confession: I killed Laura Foster From: JenEllen Date: 02 Jan 00 - 12:45 AM I never killed a man that didn't cause me any pain... |
Subject: RE: Confession: I killed Laura Foster From: Wesley S Date: 02 Jan 00 - 12:14 AM And if I'd just confessed earlier that poor woman wouldn't be walking these hills in her long black veil... |
Subject: RE: Confession: I killed Laura Foster From: Davey Date: 02 Jan 00 - 12:05 AM All right, I admit it... I stepped on a crack, and broke m............. |
Subject: RE: Confession: I killed Laura Foster From: Áine Date: 02 Jan 00 - 12:00 AM Come on now, Brendy -- aren't you the fella that finally did in Lovely Rita the Meter Maid? You can tell us, lad -- we're all friends here . . . ;-) Le ghra, Áine |
Subject: RE: Confession: I killed Laura Foster From: Brendy Date: 01 Jan 00 - 11:56 PM I thought the razor blades were Dublin made, Probably irrelevant now but a reference to Don's company admitting that the cause of Mrs. Bloat's sad demise was....... , Never mind. |
Subject: RE: Confession: I killed Laura Foster From: harpgirl Date: 01 Jan 00 - 10:48 PM ...I had a cow (with apologies to Gertrude Stein)that slobbered bad, down in the Arkansas... |
Subject: RE: Confession: I killed Laura Foster From: catspaw49 Date: 01 Jan 00 - 10:29 PM Okay, so my name was on an envelope at the bottom of about a half a ton of garbage.....Just another case of American blind justice. Spaw |
Subject: RE: Confession: I killed Laura Foster From: Áine Date: 01 Jan 00 - 10:21 PM Yep, that was me on the Orient Express, too -- jaysus the money I made from all those eejits who wanted to take the blame . . . was that a mousetrap I just heard snap? |
Subject: RE: Confession: I killed Laura Foster From: Mary in Kentucky Date: 01 Jan 00 - 10:18 PM OK. So I'm the woman to blame...but you won't see me wasting away in Margaritaville. |
Subject: RE: Confession: I killed Laura Foster From: Bugsy Date: 01 Jan 00 - 08:12 PM I never killed anyone, But right now, I could MURDER a Chinese!!! Cheers Bugsy |
Subject: RE: Confession: I killed Laura Foster From: Caitrin Date: 01 Jan 00 - 08:12 PM Remember the penknife in Jim's back in "Lily, Rosemary, and the Jack of Hearts"? That was me. |
Subject: RE: Confession: I killed Laura Foster From: Den Date: 01 Jan 00 - 08:05 PM I pushed Humpty Dumpty...and I'd do it again, Den |
Subject: RE: Confession: I killed Laura Foster From: emily rain Date: 01 Jan 00 - 06:44 PM and all the federales say they could have had me anyday |
Subject: RE: Confession: I killed Laura Foster From: emily rain Date: 01 Jan 00 - 05:11 PM i am wickedly laughing my ass off. that was a good one, bud. |
Subject: RE: Confession: I killed Laura Foster From: _gargoyle Date: 01 Jan 00 - 05:02 PM Nice to start with a clean slate
90% of those crimes were being pinned on me.
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Subject: RE: Confession: I killed Laura Foster From: Paul G. Date: 01 Jan 00 - 04:17 PM I sunk the Edmund Fitzgerald. ...but I swear I was nowhere near any iceburgs in 1912... |
Subject: RE: Confession: I killed Laura Foster From: Faded Denim Date: 01 Jan 00 - 04:12 PM "Mudcatters!"..... You guys kill me. Reid |
Subject: RE: Confession: I killed Laura Foster From: arkie Date: 01 Jan 00 - 03:55 PM Have enjoyed this thread more than the other confession, but I too have a confession to make. Another thread on this topic and I'll feel like killing somebody. |
Subject: RE: Confession: I killed Laura Foster From: Mbo Date: 01 Jan 00 - 03:19 PM Mikal, perchance wert there whisky in his jar? BTW I was walking up the road the other day, and this guy wanted me to trade my fiddle for a glass of wine. Of course I told him no. I don't want the world to think me mad! --Mbo |
Subject: RE: Confession: I killed Laura Foster From: Mikal Date: 01 Jan 00 - 02:11 PM Well.. As I was out walkin' on Kilgarum mountain, I spied Coronel Farrel, and his money he was countin'. So snatched up me pistol and I rattled me saber sayin' stand and deliver for I am the bold deciever.... Mikal |
Subject: RE: Confession: I killed Laura Foster From: katlaughing Date: 01 Jan 00 - 02:09 PM And, I am going to kill this thread!!!! KA-BOOM! |
Subject: RE: Confession: I killed Laura Foster From: emily rain Date: 01 Jan 00 - 01:20 PM forget the foster chick: i killed laura palmer. |
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