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BS: HELP! Someone save Max!

annamill 24 Feb 00 - 11:02 AM
Bert 24 Feb 00 - 11:01 AM
MMario 24 Feb 00 - 10:57 AM
Troll 24 Feb 00 - 10:57 AM
catspaw49 24 Feb 00 - 10:53 AM
Bert 24 Feb 00 - 10:48 AM
catspaw49 24 Feb 00 - 10:47 AM
Max 24 Feb 00 - 10:45 AM
MMario 24 Feb 00 - 10:41 AM
annamill 24 Feb 00 - 09:58 AM
GUEST,Dani 24 Feb 00 - 07:55 AM
GUEST,Dani 24 Feb 00 - 07:53 AM
GUEST,Roger the skiffler 24 Feb 00 - 05:12 AM
GUEST,_gargoyle 23 Feb 00 - 11:56 PM
Mbo 23 Feb 00 - 11:01 PM
Troll 23 Feb 00 - 10:43 PM
GUEST,_gargoyle 23 Feb 00 - 10:39 PM
GUEST,_gargoyle 23 Feb 00 - 10:36 PM
GUEST,_gargoyle 23 Feb 00 - 10:32 PM
Mary in Kentucky 23 Feb 00 - 10:19 PM
Troll 23 Feb 00 - 09:51 PM
Mbo 23 Feb 00 - 09:45 PM
GUEST,_gargoyle 23 Feb 00 - 09:39 PM
Mbo 23 Feb 00 - 09:31 PM
GUEST,_gargoyle 23 Feb 00 - 09:28 PM
GUEST,_gargoyle 23 Feb 00 - 09:26 PM
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Peter T. 23 Feb 00 - 07:05 PM
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Chet W. 23 Feb 00 - 04:34 PM
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Subject: RE: BS: HELP! Someone save Max!
From: annamill
Date: 24 Feb 00 - 11:02 AM

Don't worry Max!

Love, annap


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Subject: RE: BS: HELP! Someone save Max!
From: Bert
Date: 24 Feb 00 - 11:01 AM

Yea, but don't expect me to get into the bidding. He would close up shop immediately and run like ^%&^%#

Bert.


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Subject: RE: BS: HELP! Someone save Max!
From: MMario
Date: 24 Feb 00 - 10:57 AM

'spaw, bert isn't a possum. Cleigh is.


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Subject: RE: BS: HELP! Someone save Max!
From: Troll
Date: 24 Feb 00 - 10:57 AM

Not to be nosy ,Spaw, but just what DOES that possum see in you anyhow? Granted that a possum will eat dang near anything, but I thought they had SOME taste.

troll


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Subject: RE: BS: HELP! Someone save Max!
From: catspaw49
Date: 24 Feb 00 - 10:53 AM

Then someone needs to outbid the possum Bert!

Spaw


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Subject: RE: BS: HELP! Someone save Max!
From: Bert
Date: 24 Feb 00 - 10:48 AM

He'll do it too.


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Subject: RE: BS: HELP! Someone save Max!
From: catspaw49
Date: 24 Feb 00 - 10:47 AM

With the reprobate and the marsupial in the lead. I can tell Max is real excited about a date with Cleigh since he said he's willing to shut down Mudcat if we win. Now that's REAL commitment!!!! Cleigh has been so excited.........

Spaw


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Subject: RE: BS: HELP! Someone save Max!
From: Max
Date: 24 Feb 00 - 10:45 AM

But I am always FRESH.


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Subject: RE: BS: HELP! Someone save Max!
From: MMario
Date: 24 Feb 00 - 10:41 AM

annap - you'll come in just under the wire, Max's "sell by" date is showing as 6 days left....


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Subject: RE: BS: HELP! Someone save Max!
From: annamill
Date: 24 Feb 00 - 09:58 AM

I work to support my new business til it's off the ground. Soon I hope!! We haven't opened yet. Still in the building stage. I still want to have Max and his music all to myself one evening. I hope this auction lasts till the first. Just 5 more days.

Love, annap


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Subject: RE: BS: HELP! Someone save Max!
From: GUEST,Dani
Date: 24 Feb 00 - 07:55 AM

PS - y'all need to clean up your act. You never know when company is coming, and a decent girl won't have a thing to do with Max with the likes of you dragging him through the mud!!

Dani (who intended no pun but is pleased with it anyway. Can't beat Sandy's, though)


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Subject: RE: BS: HELP! Someone save Max!
From: GUEST,Dani
Date: 24 Feb 00 - 07:53 AM

Help! I'm stuck out here in the cold. Couldn't get there through netscape. What's a microsoftinternetexplorere?

All I wanted to say is, Annap how do you get a paycheck when you have your own business? I started my own business but they told me I had to do it for love and leftovers?!

Dani (who feels funny as a guest)


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Subject: RE: BS: HELP! Someone save Max!
From: GUEST,Roger the skiffler
Date: 24 Feb 00 - 05:12 AM

I suppose there's no connection between this thread and a news item in this month's Wildlife magazine about antipodean attempts to put possums on the contraceptive pill....
RtS


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Subject: RE: BS: HELP! Someone save Max!
From: GUEST,_gargoyle
Date: 23 Feb 00 - 11:56 PM

Keep that fire hot....
Keep that fire sizzlin
Lookin' to have bought
A bowl of Max's chittlin's

101.02


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Subject: RE: BS: HELP! Someone save Max!
From: Mbo
Date: 23 Feb 00 - 11:01 PM

As Brother Phelps says "Feelin' good, feelin' fine--it's chittlin' time!"

--Mbo


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Subject: RE: BS: HELP! Someone save Max!
From: Troll
Date: 23 Feb 00 - 10:43 PM

It's "chittlins" Garg. But if you don't find them under that spelling, try "chitterlings". Thats the posh spelling.

They go good with grits and cracklin' cornbread.

This should give you ammo for several postings. No, don't thank me. I was happy to help.

troll


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Subject: RE: BS: HELP! Someone save Max!
From: GUEST,_gargoyle
Date: 23 Feb 00 - 10:39 PM

Since my bids are "under the counter" a .03% discount is considered "normal."


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Subject: RE: BS: HELP! Someone save Max!
From: GUEST,_gargoyle
Date: 23 Feb 00 - 10:36 PM

Is there a menu for "Chittins" in the cookbook???? lookin' forward to fryin' some.


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Subject: RE: BS: HELP! Someone save Max!
From: GUEST,_gargoyle
Date: 23 Feb 00 - 10:32 PM

Sorry
Oh!!! So....sorry....I am not part of the "annotated anoited" however, I will gladly pay....101.02 for the MAX bowels of Max.

Payment upon delivery, ....I have paid much more.


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Subject: RE: BS: HELP! Someone save Max!
From: Mary in Kentucky
Date: 23 Feb 00 - 10:19 PM

Wait a minute...I just got back from THE game...the bid for Max at the official auction site is still $101 (by the Spaw gang). I don't think a bid counts unless it's at the official site. In other words...put your money where your mouth is.


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Subject: RE: BS: HELP! Someone save Max!
From: Troll
Date: 23 Feb 00 - 09:51 PM

GG.Oblique Bowels? That sounds Sooooooo painful. Is it fun?

troll


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Subject: RE: BS: HELP! Someone save Max!
From: Mbo
Date: 23 Feb 00 - 09:45 PM

Thank you kindly, sir. I will do so immediately.

--Mbo


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Subject: RE: BS: HELP! Someone save Max!
From: GUEST,_gargoyle
Date: 23 Feb 00 - 09:39 PM

Dear MBO ... "Movement of the Bowels Obliquely"(hemroids/piles??????)

You are no "newbie" consult the threads under "HTML".....folks have been hired with as "specialists" with less knowledge than the threads within this site!!! The education is HERE partake of the past and sup freely.


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Subject: RE: BS: HELP! Someone save Max!
From: Mbo
Date: 23 Feb 00 - 09:31 PM

Ah yes...I can see the conversation topics now. "So how DO you do all that neat HTML stuff anyway?"

--Mbo


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Subject: RE: BS: HELP! Someone save Max!
From: GUEST,_gargoyle
Date: 23 Feb 00 - 09:28 PM

He is saved

THANX for the tip

Now he is mine, Mine, MINE!!!!


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Subject: RE: BS: HELP! Someone save Max!
From: GUEST,_gargoyle
Date: 23 Feb 00 - 09:26 PM

$102.02


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Subject: RE: BS: HELP! Someone save Max!
From: Sandy Paton
Date: 23 Feb 00 - 07:23 PM

I think ol' Spaw is all too familiar with "semi-colons."
Sandy


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Subject: RE: BS: HELP! Someone save Max!
From: catspaw49
Date: 23 Feb 00 - 07:17 PM

OOOOOOooooooooo Freaky......But there is no salvation for Max.

Spaw


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Subject: RE: BS: HELP! Someone save Max!
From: Peter T.
Date: 23 Feb 00 - 07:05 PM

Gee CP, it isn't often you see someone with an obscene punctuation slip of the tongue. Two semicolons?????? Whew.
yours, Peter T.


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Subject: RE: BS: HELP! Someone save Max!
From: catspaw49
Date: 23 Feb 00 - 04:42 PM

Chet, te;; me you're not going into something about the "oral process."

Spaw


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Subject: RE: BS: HELP! Someone save Max!
From: Chet W.
Date: 23 Feb 00 - 04:34 PM

About the group date idea; You ladies are on your own, but I think we need a ruling from a higher authority. Is it right? Is it traditional?

Chet


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Subject: RE: BS: HELP! Someone save Max!
From: annamill
Date: 23 Feb 00 - 02:33 PM

When is the end of the auction? I get my next paycheck on the first. I'll bid a hundred just for the joy of listening to him play for me awwwlawwwlawwwlll niiiight loooong. (Zeppelin) Gee! We could have a couple of blues players over and have an blues gathering! I'd really like that. Maybe a hundred and fifty even. That's about it though. Our store is leaving us a little low right now.

Love, annap


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Subject: RE: BS: HELP! Someone save Max!
From: Molly Malone
Date: 23 Feb 00 - 02:32 PM

Thank you for the visual! :P

(Bad place, BAAAAAD place.)
Max,
You know, the way the bidding is going, you could auction yourself off for a week or more...maybe even slave for a day! Any takers? Spaw???


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Subject: RE: BS: HELP! Someone save Max!
From: Troll
Date: 23 Feb 00 - 02:31 PM

Amos, you have an evil mind. I like that in a person.always remember, an evil mind is a great comfort.

troll


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Subject: RE: BS: HELP! Someone save Max!
From: Amos
Date: 23 Feb 00 - 02:21 PM

Morning after ...what, Preparation H?


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Subject: RE: BS: HELP! Someone save Max!
From: wysiwyg
Date: 23 Feb 00 - 02:16 PM

To see the auction thread, and hopefully enter a bid while ye're there,

Click the SHOP & AUCTION at top of page.

Then click [A Date with Max]

Good way for newbies to see how auction works


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Subject: RE: BS: HELP! Someone save Max!
From: wysiwyg
Date: 23 Feb 00 - 02:10 PM

OK, T, T*share?


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Subject: RE: BS: HELP! Someone save Max!
From: Troll
Date: 23 Feb 00 - 02:08 PM

Be careful, Praise. "Timeshare" is not considered to be a "nice" word here in Florida.

troll


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Subject: RE: BS: HELP! Someone save Max!
From: paddymac
Date: 23 Feb 00 - 02:08 PM

Why not also auction a "morning after - try to help Max feel better" date?


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Subject: RE: BS: HELP! Someone save Max!
From: wysiwyg
Date: 23 Feb 00 - 02:03 PM

Spaw,
Then I can sell timeshares for space at the Cafe serving bar?


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Subject: RE: BS: HELP! Someone save Max!
From: Mbo
Date: 23 Feb 00 - 02:03 PM

I'd help, but you know the starving artist thing...


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Subject: RE: BS: HELP! Someone save Max!
From: Clinton Hammond2
Date: 23 Feb 00 - 02:02 PM

Max is a big boy... he can take care of himself, I'm sure!

{~`


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Subject: RE: BS: HELP! Someone save Max!
From: catspaw49
Date: 23 Feb 00 - 02:00 PM

Geeziz Praise...The boy ain't auctionin' off no counters!

Spaw


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Subject: RE: BS: HELP! Someone save Max!
From: wysiwyg
Date: 23 Feb 00 - 01:57 PM

Is there a counter-auction to enter the rescue party?


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Subject: RE: BS: HELP! Someone save Max!
From: MMario
Date: 23 Feb 00 - 01:55 PM

Max has been trying to get out of close contact with Cleigh for quite some time now......remember the money making scheme for the getaway that got canceled?


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Subject: RE: BS: HELP! Someone save Max!
From: Troll
Date: 23 Feb 00 - 01:51 PM

Yeah, but Max won't roll over and play dead and Spaw needs every advantage he can get. I think Max will be safe as long as he keeps moving.

Mary has a good but I don't think I can help. Max isn't my type and my Wife would NEVER understand.

SEG

troll


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Subject: RE: BS: HELP! Someone save Max!
From: Amos
Date: 23 Feb 00 - 01:44 PM

Besides, Spaw is on that mycoxafalin, and he's gettin' nearsighted and Max look a little like possum anyhow...


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Subject: HELP! Someone save Max!
From: Mary in Kentucky
Date: 23 Feb 00 - 01:42 PM

OK guys...this is serious. Check out the auction to see poor Max's fate in seven days if you don't act now. I would help...but I'm happily married and have twin sons his age and just don't quite feel comfortable with the age thing. But here's an idea. What about some of the ladies who live in the same area combining their money for a group date with Max. Surely they can outbid the Spaw gang and save poor Max!


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