BS: conversation stoppers

Subject: RE: BS: conversation stoppers
From: Morticia
Date: 10 Feb 01 - 10:18 PM

I once knew a guy called Nicholas Alcock.....he wasn't.

Subject: RE: BS: conversation stoppers
From: catspaw49
Date: 10 Feb 01 - 08:05 PM

Ya' know, I once knew a girl named Shirley Knott, but she did and pretty often too.

Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: conversation stoppers
From: GUEST,khandu
Date: 10 Feb 01 - 07:12 PM

AW, SPAW! I am dumbstruck!

I'm not certain; was that a put down of Mississippi?

Surely not!! {:-P

khandu

Subject: RE: BS: conversation stoppers
From: Lyrical Lady
Date: 10 Feb 01 - 06:49 PM

This very day...while walking with my 16 yr. old daughter and discussing her very sweet relationship with her very sweet boyfriend ... I asked her what she wanted for her birthday which is coming up soon and she answered "a copy of the Kama Sutra" ... stopped me dead in my tracks. LL

Subject: RE: BS: conversation stoppers
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 10 Feb 01 - 06:43 PM

Ah, glad to see the mercury cure worked.....

usually does it.

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: conversation stoppers
From: catspaw49
Date: 10 Feb 01 - 06:36 PM

Geeziz......Did you ever see a booger this big?
If you throw up, I got dibs on the big chunks.
HOOO-WEEEE......that feels like a wet one!

Bodily functions are always winners. Karen is always pissed at the things I'll say at times and she tries to be polite in conversation. Sometimes though, things just come out without thinking and Karen stopped a conversation dead one evening at a party. Remember that she is a lab tech and deals with removed body parts all the time.

We were in a large group and it had been a bad day for all it seemed. Everyone was telling their tales and we were all getting some laughs over things that had happened. Karen suddenly and unusually jumped in and said, "We had a 4 pound uterus today." I don't remember any silence so silent as that one. It only lasted a few seconds and we all cracked up, including Karen. The conversation then went to possible uses for the big ute! Todd and I eventually cranked out an entire impromptu routine as though we were two guys fishing for one.

Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: conversation stoppers
From: Matt_R
Date: 10 Feb 01 - 06:33 PM

"Did any of your mother's children live?"

Subject: RE: BS: conversation stoppers
From: grumpy al
Date: 10 Feb 01 - 06:32 PM

how about,

"I had dry leporasy!mit's not contagious.

Subject: RE: BS: conversation stoppers
From: Morticia
Date: 10 Feb 01 - 06:29 PM

" So, I discovered this great cure the last time I had scabies" or, one of my personal favourites " And how long have you been a woman, now?"

Subject: RE: BS: conversation stoppers
From: Sorcha
Date: 10 Feb 01 - 06:19 PM

"When did you stop beating your wife?"

Subject: RE: BS: conversation stoppers
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 10 Feb 01 - 05:56 PM

Conversational pause produced this at a wine tasting..... could equally have applied to one (or more) of the attendees....

"But it's just SO fruity!!"

I've stopped many a conversation - I just giggle. I've even stopped a few shows!

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: conversation stoppers
From: Justa Picker
Date: 10 Feb 01 - 05:48 PM

"Wow! Your tits are bigger than mine!"
- overheard at a cocktail party by a female addressing a large-framed male guest.

Subject: RE: BS: conversation stoppers
From: leah--
Date: 10 Feb 01 - 05:45 PM

So I have met you then? <<(laughing here)>>

well well

hello...again...hello!

;o) thanks Nynia

Subject: RE: BS: conversation stoppers
From: Nynia
Date: 10 Feb 01 - 05:41 PM

LOL @ Leah

Hi Leah good to see you


Nynia.


:-)

-)

)

Subject: RE: BS: conversation stoppers
From: catspaw49
Date: 10 Feb 01 - 05:40 PM

"I'm from Mississippi" is pretty effective.

Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: conversation stoppers
From: Bill D
Date: 10 Feb 01 - 05:38 PM

actually said to me once..(and to a woman I was talking to)..."Anyone want to go to a drunken orgy and poker party?"

Subject: RE: BS: conversation stoppers
From: leah--
Date: 10 Feb 01 - 05:37 PM

cuse me and "who are you,Nynia?" Have we met yet in one of the rooms? And if we have you must have been one of those one night wonders that I have heard sing on Paltalk! Have you tried go to the online help rooms? in order to get everyone reacquainted with you yet again? ;o) Mine conversation stopper is *I dont know what to say here!* lol BTW......hello to you Nynia! nice to seeya here!

Subject: RE: BS: conversation stoppers
From: Matt_R
Date: 10 Feb 01 - 05:34 PM

Unfortunately Amos, I do.

Subject: RE: BS: conversation stoppers
From: Charcloth
Date: 10 Feb 01 - 05:23 PM

" how about we get naked & rub butts together?"

Subject: RE: BS: conversation stoppers
From: Amos
Date: 10 Feb 01 - 05:15 PM

Hi, Nynia! Do you know anything about coelestomy bags?

Subject: RE: BS: conversation stoppers
From: Nynia
Date: 10 Feb 01 - 05:13 PM

At the moment it seems to be, "Hi, my name's Nynia".

LOL


Nynia.

Subject: RE: BS: conversation stoppers
From: GUEST,khandu
Date: 10 Feb 01 - 05:10 PM

Let's discuss the wonderful aroma of piss!

khandu

Subject: RE: BS: conversation stoppers
From: bill\sables
Date: 10 Feb 01 - 04:54 PM

"Would you fly on a plane with a Woman Pilot

Subject: conversation stoppers
From: grumpy al
Date: 10 Feb 01 - 04:51 PM

Just a thought about "instant conversation stoppers"

"I put loads of stones in the bag but the kittens kept floating to the surface"

anyone got any more?