BS: Mornington Cresent

Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Cresent
From: Keith A of Hertford
Date: 13 Jul 03 - 07:43 AM

Annie O'Dayan and Arnie Oldern could surely forge a relationship?

Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Cresent
From: Mark Cohen
Date: 13 Jul 03 - 06:57 AM

Ed: Oh, that's different!

In that case, Park Street Under! (Colony exception, of course...)

Aloha,
Mark

(P.S. It's on the Red Line. Or was.)

Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Cresent
From: Keith A of Hertford
Date: 13 Jul 03 - 06:17 AM

Just arriving, a morris side from Alaska, their sledge pulled by their three huskies, Da, Eringum, and Dooram.

Oh dear, they're having trouble getting them to move.

All together now   MUSH! Eringum, Dooram, Da

Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Cresent
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 13 Jul 03 - 05:52 AM

As the corn is not yet as high as an elephant's eye, and following Fotheringay's ejaculation. I now invoke Pepys Principle.

Ecclefechan Central

Giok

Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Cresent
From: Ed.
Date: 13 Jul 03 - 05:19 AM

Mark,

Click here

Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Cresent
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 13 Jul 03 - 05:05 AM

Mark - there are quite a few Brits who are seeing your 'Huh' and raising you a 'what the fu.....?'

I would offer Cannon Street but it's Sunday.

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Cresent
From: Mark Cohen
Date: 13 Jul 03 - 05:02 AM

I think I speak for Americans everywhere when I say, with all sincerity..."HUH???"

Aloha,
Mark

(No, not the "Mr. & Mrs." jokes, the other stuff.)

Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Cresent
From: lady penelope
Date: 13 Jul 03 - 05:00 AM

The thuribles are rising and this is all getting a bit devious so.......St.James' Park, extra points for spies and ducks.........


TTFN Lady P.

Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Cresent
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 13 Jul 03 - 04:48 AM

Mrs and Mrs Evening and their twins, Sam and Janet......

I'll get me coat.


LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Cresent
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 13 Jul 03 - 04:45 AM

Rabbi and Mrs Kangroodahn and their son Hymie.....

Signor Pelago and his son Archie.....

Mr and Mrs Bach and their son Albie....

Mr and Mrs Oldern and their son Arnie...

Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Cresent
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 13 Jul 03 - 04:30 AM

Pray silence please for that fine upstanding Irish Israeli family General and Mrs O'Dayan, and their daughter Annie.
Oi!!
Giok

Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Cresent
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 13 Jul 03 - 04:05 AM

Mrs and Mrs Upagen and their greedy daughter Phyllis....

Mr and Mrs Dandeliver, and their highwayman son Stan.....

Dr and Mrs McAvity and their son Phil....

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Cresent
From: old git
Date: 12 Jul 03 - 08:32 PM

Mr and Mrs Ownextoomee
and their son Sid

Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Cresent
From: Guessed
Date: 12 Jul 03 - 06:13 PM

Religious in fighting going on at Cannon Spark (OK I'm using the Carruther's Correction but diagonals are in nidd and this was a parabolic construct)

Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Cresent
From: Mr Red
Date: 12 Jul 03 - 05:55 PM

Ah the "New Seekers" of wisdom and truth "all bound for morningtown, many miles away"

Phot - "I've been a Wild Grover for many a year"

So what about a game of "Cheddar Gorge" before the BBC MC-H ers arrive?

Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Cresent
From: Micca
Date: 12 Jul 03 - 04:53 PM

Mr and Mrs Morning comes to morningtown and their daughter Gwen

Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Cresent
From: Phot
Date: 12 Jul 03 - 01:28 PM

Wrong!! Mr Red!!

Mornington Grove!!


So close, and yet so far!

Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Cresent
From: Bassic
Date: 12 Jul 03 - 01:22 PM

Mr and Mrs "Godits£2.50tocrosstheHumberBridgeinacar"

and their famous Klesmer clarinetist son.........

Hymie


(I claim the Barry Crier Political Corectness exemption opt out!!)

Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Cresent
From: Mr Red
Date: 12 Jul 03 - 10:09 AM

New Holland eh - you must be an ex tractor fan

Wisbech (or is it Wisbeech? - ah well it all comes out in the Wash) and I claim King John's Treasure. There's no body playing MC-H on the BBC (look for Mornington Crescent - Hurrah - I am in incognito there by the way)

Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Cresent
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 12 Jul 03 - 10:07 AM

Barnet & Whetstone to visit Mr & Mrs DaynowI'llwin that bloody lottery, and their daughter Annie.

Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Cresent
From: Bassic
Date: 12 Jul 03 - 09:39 AM

"New Holland"    (south bank holiday exemption)

Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Cresent
From: Bassic
Date: 12 Jul 03 - 09:37 AM

And from Hull9

Mr and Mrs "Theyeverbridgethehumber"

and there pessimistic son,

"Will"

Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Cresent
From: Keith A of Hertford
Date: 12 Jul 03 - 09:03 AM

At last, it's Mr and Mrs Nawilde-Rover
and their rather formal son

I.B. Nawilde-Rover.

Oh, and it's Nonnae Never!

Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Cresent
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 12 Jul 03 - 08:07 AM

Mr & Mrs Kerr and their son Wayne.
Giok

Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Cresent
From: Keith A of Hertford
Date: 12 Jul 03 - 07:21 AM

Here come Mr and Mrs Folthedaddio

And their Liverpudlian son

Wack

Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Cresent
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 12 Jul 03 - 07:06 AM

Pablo the Spanish fireman, and his sons Hoe-A and Hose-B.

Mr & Mrs Bennet they're playing MC on MC, and their son Gordon.................etc.

Turnham Green

Giok

Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Cresent
From: Keith A of Hertford
Date: 12 Jul 03 - 06:20 AM

Could someone ask Louden to be quiet.

Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Cresent
From: Keith A of Hertford
Date: 12 Jul 03 - 06:07 AM

A warm Southern welcome please for

Mr and Mrs Morribber

and their son,

Juan Morribber

Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Cresent
From: Mr Red
Date: 12 Jul 03 - 04:54 AM

Ah! the Lees-Peking family are here
Norma, Axel, and the General and Louden almost made it.

Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Cresent
From: Keith A of Hertford
Date: 12 Jul 03 - 04:26 AM

Just arrived at the session,
Mr and Mrs Keeindaja

and their alcoholic son

Wes Keeindaja

Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Cresent
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 12 Jul 03 - 03:54 AM

Pity Me, Co. Durham.
Giok

Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Cresent
From: Billy the Bus
Date: 12 Jul 03 - 01:35 AM

BLOODY HRLL.

If a Taffy can submit long placenames, so can I! My move is to..

Taumatawakatangihangahangakauautamateapokaiwhenuakitanataha = or somesuch - must have mistyped a few letters.

Shortest route from there to Mornington Crescent?

C'mon lads, you can do it - can't you?

Cheers - Sam

Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Cresent
From: Gareth
Date: 11 Jul 03 - 07:15 PM

Thank you Snuffy - Thats a virtual pint I O thee.


The North Acton Branch.

Gareth

BTW 57XX's in dark red ???

Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Cresent
From: Phot
Date: 11 Jul 03 - 06:26 PM

Russell Square!
Allowing for pasing on the right on escalators!

Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Cresent
From: McGrath of Harlow
Date: 11 Jul 03 - 06:13 PM

end of the line - so... Amersham

Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Cresent
From: Lanfranc
Date: 11 Jul 03 - 06:12 PM

Theydon Bois

Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Cresent
From: Herga Kitty
Date: 11 Jul 03 - 04:56 PM

West Ruislip

Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Cresent
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 11 Jul 03 - 03:44 PM

She's gone looking for the late Willie.
Giok

Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Cresent
From: C-flat
Date: 11 Jul 03 - 03:42 PM

Where's Samantha?

Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Cresent
From: Mr Red
Date: 11 Jul 03 - 02:31 PM

Can't allow LanfairPG the station has been closed to trains for 30 years. However I offer you

"BRING ME the HOLLYHEAD of ALFREDO GARCIA" (top that? - you can't he is already topped).

Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Cresent
From: Pied Piper
Date: 11 Jul 03 - 11:41 AM

Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch.

Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Cresent
From: John J
Date: 11 Jul 03 - 11:36 AM

Prestatyn.

(Which rules are we playing by?)

Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Cresent
From: Pied Piper
Date: 11 Jul 03 - 11:32 AM

Sale circle.
Woops sorry it's a Friday.
Warrington bank key.

Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Cresent
From: gnomad
Date: 11 Jul 03 - 10:15 AM

How come no letter from Mrs Trellis?

Bank

Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Cresent
From: Snuffy
Date: 11 Jul 03 - 09:10 AM

Chapel-en-le-Frith

Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Cresent
From: A Wandering Minstrel
Date: 11 Jul 03 - 08:05 AM

Oh clearing the diagonals eh stigWeard? in that case

Royal Oak :P

Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Cresent
From: Stu
Date: 11 Jul 03 - 05:48 AM

I suppose it's not quite sporting to invoke Filibert's Rule of Diagonal Approaches at this stage in the game, but it is legal, so:

Ruislip Manor


That should open up some possibilities!


stigWeard

Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Cresent
From: Billy the Bus
Date: 11 Jul 03 - 04:43 AM

Mumble, mumble, MC spotters - isn't 48188 really?... NO - it was No 48773, LMS No 8233.

A totally off-thread comment. One thing that has always confused me about you UK steam locomotives. None seem to show a headlight! WHY? I'm in the dark.

Cheers - Sam

PS - you Ponglians are totally MAD!

Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Cresent
From: Geoff the Duck
Date: 11 Jul 03 - 04:19 AM

Sorry folks, I'm too busy singing the words of one song to the tune of another to join in right now...
Sings Clementine to strains of Beethoven's 9th.

Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Cresent
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 11 Jul 03 - 04:08 AM

Bromley-by-Bow, but not through the Blackwall Tunnel, as this can lead to a bad case of Dibden Purlieu. Soton is a long way from MC
Giok