 sj |
||
|
||
Nothing happened while you were gone, Amos!
|
|
|
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: Rapparee Date: 08 May 09 - 04:04 PM No, they said you won both parts. |
|
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: Stilly River Sage Date: 08 May 09 - 03:30 PM Oh? I missed that. |
|
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: Rapparee Date: 08 May 09 - 03:10 PM Place looks fine to me, apart from where the Legionairres and Legionettes had that barfing contest/orgy in the bedroom. |
|
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: ClaireBear Date: 08 May 09 - 02:54 PM I'm not either. But maybe we should get up a welcoming committee to distract them and delay them a bit while we finish tidying up in here. |
|
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: Ebbie Date: 08 May 09 - 02:29 PM Well, I, for one, am not going to refresh this thread. |
|
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: Rapparee Date: 08 May 09 - 02:15 PM There were these two cannibals, see? One asked the other "Whatcha doing>" The second replied, "Havin' a ball." A few minutes later the second cannibal asked the first if he'd mind running down to the store and get him a a Coca-Cola. "Why?" asked the first. "Because things go better with Coke," said the second. |
|
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: Rapparee Date: 08 May 09 - 02:09 PM Why should I hide? I'm not ashamed of trying to make Amos a new potty shed. It's not MY fault that his slide rule has funny decimal points. |
|
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: Stilly River Sage Date: 08 May 09 - 02:00 PM I wonder if we could all retire from this thread and let it drift close to the bottom so when he finally opens it it looks like we've all left. Or hidden really well. I've done intensive research (rereading MOAB) and find the departure date mentioned but no return date. Since he left on a Friday, chances are good for symetry sake that he might return on a Friday. So. . . . Everybody, Hide! |
|
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: artbrooks Date: 08 May 09 - 01:50 PM Too easy to track, VT...let's just fill all his shoes with left-over lime jello. |
|
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: VirginiaTam Date: 08 May 09 - 01:43 PM Hmmmm. Have we loaded Amos' PM box with a load of pointless junk mail? Think I'll start with the simple message.. "It wasn't me. I didn't do it." |
|
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: Bill D Date: 08 May 09 - 01:30 PM Those guys will have to have a good supply of either a popular carbonated soft drink, or some powder from Colombia to do their work, because as we know "Things go better with Coke" |
|
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: Janie Date: 08 May 09 - 01:29 PM Well, that adds a bit to the excitement and sense of...uhm...adventure. We don't quite know his ETA, other than sometime between and Sunday. So, the question becomes who will be most surprised when he turns up. |
|
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: VirginiaTam Date: 08 May 09 - 01:02 PM I heard these guys were really good at putting things right. Mind you, they usually have to be the ones to have put it wrong in the first place. How much time before Amos rolls in? |
|
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: VirginiaTam Date: 08 May 09 - 12:58 PM Oh. I was going to enlist the help of Nunzilla to go and fetch back Liz. |
|
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: Rapparee Date: 08 May 09 - 12:56 PM It does not exist in any space-time continuum. |
|
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: artbrooks Date: 08 May 09 - 12:46 PM Hummmm...I understand that there is a public library in Pocatello that could use some remodeling.... |
|
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: Liz the Squeak Date: 08 May 09 - 12:42 PM I want my teddybear... and some chocolate... but most importantly, a clean pair of chuddies... Now let's skedaddle before it all hits the rotating air distribution device! LTS |
|
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: Stilly River Sage Date: 08 May 09 - 12:30 PM Is there any of that meat still on ice in the rink, or should someone go shopping to restock Amos' fridge before he gets home? |
|
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: Stilly River Sage Date: 08 May 09 - 12:05 PM I think there's a shower still working. You two look like you could use a good hot one. There are still a few of those diaper service towels around here, help yourselves. MMMmmmm and maybe we should open a window for a while. . . |
|
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: Ebbie Date: 08 May 09 - 11:57 AM Oh no, no, no. Why ME? Why always me... sob |
|
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: GUEST,Gluon Date: 08 May 09 - 11:56 AM |
|
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: Stilly River Sage Date: 08 May 09 - 11:24 AM Gluon, fetch! Liz and Ebbie. Now. Good girl! Gooooooood Girl! Betcha didn't know she could do that trick, did you? |
|
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: Bill D Date: 08 May 09 - 11:03 AM You DON'T want to be caught in the loo when himself gets home....he may need those facilities... "Loo, loo...skip from the loo.." |
|
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: Ebbie Date: 08 May 09 - 10:48 AM And here I am. Is there anyone about? I'm down here in this plughole and I can't get out And I've been here for at least a day or two Can anybody help a little Lizzie in the loo? (With apologies to Marcus Turner) |
|
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: Rapparee Date: 08 May 09 - 08:29 AM Loo, loo, Liz in the loo, loo, loo, Liz in the loo.... 'Sokay. We'll have a net out. |
|
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: Bee-dubya-ell Date: 08 May 09 - 08:18 AM Liz miss the homecoming? Actually, Liz will be the only one there for the homecoming. The rest of us will have skedaddled, leaving Liz stuck in the loo for Amos to discover... ...and pin the blame on. |
|
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: Tinker Date: 08 May 09 - 07:21 AM Hmmm I'm running off to bring my daughter home today, but I'm sure you all will finish getting everything put together for a Oh, and be sure the jello pit is ready for Liz's landing... , I heard the Canadian's weren't real pleased with her desending orbit... Liz's landing... |
|
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: Janie Date: 08 May 09 - 06:29 AM Enjoying the coolness and quiet before sunrise on their last, or next to last morning in paradise. |
|
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: Janie Date: 08 May 09 - 06:24 AM Oh dear, Liz dear. Quick, some one come up with a mythological creature to go rescue the dear girl. We absolutely don't want her to miss the "homecoming." |
|
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: Liz the Squeak Date: 08 May 09 - 04:14 AM Helloooooooooooooooooooooooooo? Anyone there????????? Little help please??? Hellooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo? Moonlight, it's me, It goes with my hair...... mostly silver. LTS |
|
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: Stilly River Sage Date: 07 May 09 - 11:37 PM Between the contents of that jello pit and the by-products in BWL's cow pasture, Amos will find a very mellow group of party-goers when he walks in the front door. Who's playing look-out tomorrow? He's gonna get here sooner rather than later. Anyone running a pool on what he says first time he opens his mouth (so to speak)? I'll put a couple of bucks in on the chance that it has the word "shit" in it. . . |
|
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: katlaughing Date: 07 May 09 - 09:33 PM Oh, yeah, sure, BWL! That'll make me happy for awhile won't it!?LOL! |
|
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: Bee-dubya-ell Date: 07 May 09 - 09:29 PM Kat, if you want your house to look like one of those Flying Concrete creations, it's a pretty simple matter. I'll just slip over to my neighbor's cow pasture this evening, pick a handful of those mushrooms growing in the cowpies, and send 'em to ya. Eat a couple of 'em and your house will look just like the ones in those pictures. |
|
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: Rapparee Date: 07 May 09 - 09:01 PM You know, I just found a few gallons of that paint Amos used on his car. We can paint the inside of what's left of his house for him. He'll appreciate that. |
|
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: Rapparee Date: 07 May 09 - 08:56 PM Hey, did you know the Legionairres and Legionettes are adding a tank car of vodka to the jello pit, along with shredded carrots and little marshmallows? |
|
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: Stilly River Sage Date: 07 May 09 - 08:31 PM Why, after this remodel, he'll never want to leave home again! (He won't dare!) |
|
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: Janie Date: 07 May 09 - 08:27 PM Amose obliges a couple and snaps a picture with their camera while touring this site today. Little does he know that he will have plenty of opportunity to view ruins upon his arrival home. |
|
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: Bee-dubya-ell Date: 07 May 09 - 08:25 PM What kind of welcome song do we want to sing? Do we need to rehearse? Nah, let's just hire Alice Cooper and have him do "Welcome to My Nightmare". |
|
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: Janie Date: 07 May 09 - 08:14 PM Oh Tinker...priceless! I'm not quite sure when Amigo Amos will be home. Sometime between tomorrow night and Sunday. What kind of welcome song do we want to sing? Do we need to rehearse? Or maybe we should just get out of Dodge ASAP? |
|
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: katlaughing Date: 07 May 09 - 07:31 PM ClaireBear, those are my FAV. houses! I have visions of adding one on to the backyard side of our house, but if I can get you lot to come over and do it for free, then hey, come on over!!! |
|
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: Bee-dubya-ell Date: 07 May 09 - 07:12 PM That dog's kinda cute. Sure, it looks a bit like what one would find in Beelzebub's toilet after he drank a six-pack of ColonBlow, but kinda cute anyway. |
|
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: Bill D Date: 07 May 09 - 06:58 PM Hey... it seems the "Ugly dog" contest is held in or near San Diego. He looks like he got caught in Rapaire's blasting! |
|
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: ClaireBear Date: 07 May 09 - 06:34 PM I don't know what you think it is, Ebbie, but what it is is one of the giant squid's tentacles, hanging on for dear life. Gluon tried, but Squiddy wouldn't be banished back to the aether whence it came; said it liked 'the San Diego vibe' too much. Won't Amos be surprised! |
|
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: Ebbie Date: 07 May 09 - 06:15 PM "I think the post-Gluon house looks a little different from the outside, too" Clairbear ClaireBare, is that fleshy pink creature on one's right in the picture what I fear it is? Is that (shudder my moose minus his hairy parts? |
|
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: Stilly River Sage Date: 07 May 09 - 05:40 PM frogprince, use Amos' card. Or Berts. You might also want to step into the original tavern to see if your pants landed in there. That was a strange one, Tink! Here is a group with a more benign message. I know I've seen a shot of Zubin Mehta in a tux in Antarctica, but it isn't turning up. A photographer will have to do. . . Good thing Amos isn't going there in his brown swimming trunks! |
|
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: Tinker Date: 07 May 09 - 05:23 PM Okay the merging universes and nuns and penguins and... just take a look... |
|
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: frogprince Date: 07 May 09 - 05:20 PM Well, at least I can get to a store to buy some clothes to go back to Michigan; so far as I can see, Gluon didn't happen to resurrect the one I came with. Oops, my billfold and credit card were all in those pants! |
|
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: SINSULL Date: 07 May 09 - 04:55 PM Meantime in Butte Montana streaking is considered a sex crime. |
|
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: Bee-dubya-ell Date: 07 May 09 - 04:46 PM By the way, one other small change brought on by Gluon's "fixin'"... It's no longer necessary to go to Black's Beach to be naked. The entire state of California has been declared "clothing optional". Not just the beaches, but the whole place. Wanna hang out on Sunset Strip naked? No problem. Wanna drive on the Ventura Freeway naked? No problem. In fact, Black's Beach has been set aside as the only "clothing required" sanctuary in the state. |
|
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: SINSULL Date: 07 May 09 - 04:10 PM Is this localized? Or all over the world? |
| Share Thread: |
